🍽️ حلال Harakudoshi / Lachlan Hunter McIntyre - The Friendzoned Un-American Brony (Don't Call Him An American!)

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Harakudoshi said:
Like slipping and falling and 'accidentally' penetrating your cousin
That's totally an accident
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Harakudoshi said:
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As I eat, I don't really pay attention to the flavour of the food. Instead I allow my mind to wander to areas dominated by teenaged hormones (I'm seventeen, forgive me). Unfortunately I allow it to wander to far, and the bit of food I'm holding falls out of my waribashi's grasp. It tumbles down the front of my shirt, leaving a trail of sauce in its wake before promply landing in my lap. "Damn." I curse myself for not paying attention, as I use my napkin to remove it from my lap. Konata reaches across with her napkin to get some sauce off my shirt that I miss.
"What is with you? You're acting OOC today, has Tsukasa rubbed some of her clumsiness off on you?"
Konata is touching my chest. Good lord, she is touching my CHEST. I try my hardest to douse the fire creeping across my face, but it doesn't seem to work.
"You're blushing? Does Kagami~n enjoy being touched here?" she purrs as she pretends to grope me.
"Cut it out, Konata!" I proceed to knock her hands away and cross my arms over my chest to prevent any more groping, pretend or otherwise.
"Don't be such a perv!" Well, now I have ammunition for when I next take a bath. Thanks for that.
"Well, that was delicious!" Konata leans back in her chair, patting her comically bloated stomach. Now she reaches down into the pocket of her shorts, as if she's looking for something. "Uhh, hey Kagami~n, it seems as though I forgot my wallet..."
"Really. You know you're gonna pay me back, you hear?" I look at the cheque. "5,200 Yen?!"
"Eheheh.. sorry. It was good though, right?"
"You are most definitely paying me back, Konata Izumi. That was all my money..." I leave every penny to my name on the table, before we leave. As we walk down the street, Konata suddenly tugs at my arm.
"Hey look Kagami~n, a photo booth! We should take some pictures to commemorate tonight!"
"I'm broke now, remember?"
"That's fine, I've got 200 Yen. That should be enough to cover it."
"What happened to 'I left my wallet at home'?"
"Oh yeah, I've two 100¥ coins in my pocket. Hardly enough to cover my meal."
"You planned to have me pay from the start, didn't you."
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I dont think you get to be smug, that is for people who retain a shred of dignity. B-baka


This stuff is gold.
 
Bart_is_d'oh said:
When I say accidental incest, I mean something like a brother and sister don't know they're brother and sister. One was given up for adoption.

They meet, they date, they get married and have kids. Then, they find out the truth.

I mean, the odds of it happening are extremely slim, but it's about the only case where you could defend their actions.



Yeah, that's not what I meant.
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Oh ffs. Dont do a fucking chaineddivinity. Read the tranlord thread and then think carefully about the hole you are digging. Autistlissimo.

Why do halal threads do this? Its never just one.
 
Vitriol said:
Oh ffs. Dont do a fucking chaineddivinity. Read the tranlord thread and then think carefully about the hole you are digging. Autistlissimo.

Why do halal threads do this? Its never just one.
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It is the curse of the halal. If one tard is called out, a million more rear their heads
 
Harakudoshi said:
Dignity is for losers
I bask in the 'tism
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You have failed to see the gravity of your situation. You have been doxxed. You have been drawn out. Your secrets are no longer secret. You will gain the attention you crave, but it is not the attention you will desire when you wake up and realize how badly you have fucked up. Understand what is occurring currently. You are naked in a snowstorm and basking in it. You are failure.
 
Ninja_Warrior said:
You have failed to see the gravity of your situation. You have been doxxed. You have been drawn out. Your secrets are no longer secret. You will gain the attention you crave, but it is not the attention you will desire when you wake up and realize how badly you have fucked up. Understand what is occurring currently. You are naked in a snowstorm and basking in it. You are failure.
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It's not secret if it wasn't hidden
 
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