🍽️ حلال Harakudoshi / Lachlan Hunter McIntyre - The Friendzoned Un-American Brony (Don't Call Him An American!)

[Flustercuck]

Because I come from a land down under
Where the women glow and the men have sexual fantasies about their sisters

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

It's not secret if it wasn't hidden

We will discuss this matter further with https://www.facebook.com/Tkay.growls.at.cupcakes.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Ah, so your sister KNOWS you want to fuck her?
I'll just send a quick message to be sure

Cmon, mang. I don't care if you want to make fun of me, but don't drag innocent people into it.

 

[Lurkette]

Cmon, mang. I don't care if you want to make fun of me, but don't drag innocent people into it.

Hey, it's your fetish, not mine
Anyway you said it wasn't a secret

 

[Vitriol]

Cmon, mang. I don't care if you want to make fun of me, but don't drag innocent people into it.

It's not secret if it wasn't hidden

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Hey, it's your fetish, not mine
Anyway you said it wasn't a secret

Exactly. If they already know, you shouldn't send an army of KF finest to pollute their Facebook.
We're here to laugh at my stupidity and autism, not harass people who didn't do anything wrong.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

Cmon, mang. I don't care if you want to make fun of me, but don't drag innocent people into it.

So she is aware of the fact you'd like to ensure she cannot walk straight for weeks? We shall soon find out.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Exactly. If they already know, you shouldn't send an army of KF finest to pollute their Facebook.
We're here to laugh at my stupidity and autism, not harass people who didn't do anything wrong.

We?

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

So she is aware of the fact you'd like to ensure she cannot walk straight for weeks? We shall soon find out.

I can't stop you.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

I can't stop you.

True. You can't. But remember, and she will know, all that is to come is your fault. No one else's. Just yours.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

We?

Well it certainly isn't one person.

And I'm fully aware of the situation I'm in. I dun goofed, but I'm able to laugh at my misfortune. That's why I'm even posting here in the first place, so people can get a laugh at my expense.

True. You can't. But remember, and she will know, all that is to come is your fault. No one else's. Just yours.

I thought she already knew?

 

[Ariel]

This reinforces the theory that the tumblr subforum is filled with troll-shielding lolcows.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Well it certainly isn't one person.

And I'm fully aware of the situation I'm in. I dun goofed, but I'm able to laugh at my misfortune. That's why I'm even posting here in the first place, so people can get a laugh at my expense.

Ah, a real hero.

 

[Vitriol]

Well it certainly isn't one person.

And I'm fully aware of the situation I'm in. I dun goofed, but I'm able to laugh at my misfortune. That's why I'm even posting here in the first place, so people can get a laugh at my expense.

Go on then, post a dick pic.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Ah, a real hero.

An hero*

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

I thought she already knew?

According to you. I do not believe she does. Genuinely I think even you hide this kind of shit from the only really important people in your life.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

An hero*

Posting random buzzwords in attempt to look like one of the cool kids, and trying to martyr yourself, isn't helping your case.

 

[ShavedSheep]

How do you tell your sister you want to Fuck her without it being awkward? Asking for a friend.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

How do you tell your sister you want to Fuck her without it being awkward? Asking for a friend.

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

 

[Lurkette]

Your sister's right, you really don't know when to shut the fuck up do you