Glass or Plexiglass, which is better for shitting on?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I've been a lifelong Glass man myself, I feel the the shits spread very evenly like a microscope slides. But due to recent accidents with an overweight prostitute (I'm an equal opportunity misogynist) resulting in immediate eye surgery, im looking for something more sturdy. So can plexiglass produce similar results, I hear it scratches pretty easily.

 

[KingNothing]

Have you tried asking here?

https://old.reddit.com/r/UAE

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Yes, I agree glass is the first choice but accidents do happen. Sometimes the sweet lady or ladyboi needs a little social lubricant, a libation, to loosen them up so to say. A tipsy tooter is apt to take a tumble and when you are laying prone under a glass shitting table it can quickly turn ugly.

So I would say that using glass should be reserved to veteran play and plexiglass should be utilized when intoxicated or overweight shißefrau are involved.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Yes, I agree glass is the first choice but accidents do happen. Sometimes the sweet lady or ladyboi needs a little social lubricant, a libation, to loosen them up so to say. A tipsy tooter is apt to take a tumble and when you are laying prone under a glass shitting table it can quickly turn ugly.

So I would say that using glass should be reserved to veteran play and plexiglass should be utilized when intoxicated or overweight shißefrau are involved.

But what if the plexiglass is all cloudy and stuff, I want HD shits

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

But what if the plexiglass is all cloudy and stuff, I want HD shits

If you're going for the whole kit and kaboodle, have you tried seran wrap? It's a little tricky to fanagle it so you can both breathe and keep it wrinkle free but a "hot plate special" is sometimes just what the doctor ordered.