Jake would have shown up high on crack talking about "It's me, Ashton! It was me all along, Ashton!"
You wanna play 21? Well I got a 22
*drunkenly moving around*
Never would have happened because Undertaker hated him to the point where he made the hardy boys go break toothpicks in the locks of his car, because taker was a known bully and piece of shit. That "wrestlers court" shit was so gay. Oh you didn't shake all 600 people's hands when you got to the building today, now you have to go to wrestler court. Get fucked, drongo.
Undertaker had his tongue so far up Vince McMahon's ass I'm surprised he was able to even shit on Janelle Grant's head.
He was basically JBL with a little bit of talent. Overrated as hell and I don't care if I get a negative react. You know what else was overrated as hell? Stone cold when he was a bad guy and just became annoying as fuck.
WUT? WUT? WUT? WUT? WUT?
Yeah, fucking hilarious, fella.