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RasterTatth said:
Anthony Bowens is dead to me.
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Glandthony Blowens should be happy Max Caster made his Janetty ass relevant.
Fucking faggot.
The Nothingness said:
"I'm your PRIDE"
In other words, "I'm gay and you can't say anything bad about me because that's homophobic."
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As KF’s resident twink kisser, fuck this stupid faggot…Not literally tho he’s ugly.View attachment 7706372
Someone call AVGN!
RasterTatth said:
apparently it's been in the works
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Broski must be happy or pissed. Lmao.
The Nothingness said:
Meanwhile in France


PloufMania.mp4
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Looks like dimes to me brother. Gimme that shit on Lake Champlain.
 
I know this is just a part of wrestling, but it still feels so weird to me. Imagine being some AAA dude that has drawn well enough for 25 years, your family has been doing this for 65. Your dad, brother and sister wrestle. Here comes Pete Dunn telling you how to put together your match and what the office wants out of you. So odd thinking of modern guys agenting. Like Jason Jordan is a long time agent, that guy has to go up to like AJ Styles and discuss match structure, what the fuck does he know? IMG_4058.webp
 
CyrusHowler said:
Is this person in the business?
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Nah it’s just the general reaction of retards online, the fact that these so-called fans immediately start popping champagne over Hogan right after he dies is going to contribute to the already disreputable reputation wrestling fans have among every else especially considering the fact Hogan brought wrestling to the relevance it has even to this day
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Honestly, I wish more places would lean into the fact Wrestling is Fucking Stupid.

This honestly looks like the type of shit that’d be fun. Probably slick as fuck, but points for creativity.
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Wrestling takes itself too seriously nowadays. There's no shit such as Stone Cold chasing Booker T through a Church and having a supermarket brawl, or Goldust's segments stalking Booker. There needs to be a balance between goofy and serious but it can be done, the top guy used to be an undead mortician/necromancer and he was beloved
 
Moar Krabs said:
Damn that tribute video they did kinda made me teary eyed. I know I shouldn't make this into a WWE vs AEW thing but the most they should do on Dynamite is a graphic at least Tony Schiavone sending his condolences on air seems very half assed to me
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It's weird because that's generally how WCW/WWF would send their condolences if someone on the competition passed (ignoring Larry Z's muppet take when Vic Grimes died), but I mean, this was Hulk Hogan. The guy who basically built modern pro wrestling for good and for ill. I can see AEW wanting to avoid any possible legal issues (I mean, what fucking footage are they going to use?) but a simple 'In Memoriaum to a Legend' and have Jake Roberts or someone else say a few words is all that's needed and I doubt WWE would get litigating.

Oh well. If you're enough of a sped that you needed Ja Rule AEW's opinion on Hogan's passing in order to function, you should probably go back to admiring Eugene promos.
 
Dr. Remulak said:
Both of their brains have been conditioned to be anti Hogan for 30 years, they couldn't help but use loaded terms. e.g. "ripped off" , "stole".

When Flair dies, they won't say he "stole" anything from Buddy Rogers.
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Cornette has hero worship for Flair. Look at the DSOTR episode on the plane ride from hell, when Cornette covered that he pretty much gave Flair the kid gloves treatment when addressing all the shit he did.
 
Every wrestler was trying to be someone before them the fuck is Cornette going off about? Flair is just gorgeous george and Jackie fargo. Hogan was Billy Graham and Dusty. Every vanilla midget on the indies? Dynamite Kid.
 
Breadbassket said:
It's silly but I respect the absurd creativity behind the idea.
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reminds me of a Kinnikuman gimmick ring, but they'd have electric alligators in the water or something
RasterTatth said:
I know this is just a part of wrestling, but it still feels so weird to me. Imagine being some AAA dude that has drawn well enough for 25 years, your family has been doing this for 65. Your dad, brother and sister wrestle. Here comes Pete Dunn telling you how to put together your match and what the office wants out of you. So odd thinking of modern guys agenting. Like Jason Jordan is a long time agent, that guy has to go up to like AJ Styles and discuss match structure, what the fuck does he know? View attachment 7707008
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AAA has been fun but it's usually been a happy accident when anything important to the match gets caught on-camera
 
Martys_not_smarty said:
Every wrestler was trying to be someone before them the fuck is Cornette going off about? Flair is just gorgeous george and Jackie fargo. Hogan was Billy Graham and Dusty. Every vanilla midget on the indies? Dynamite Kid.
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Cornette doesn't want to give any credit to workers who made their name up north. If you ain't in the NWA, you're super fucking gay.
 
Never Scored said:
Cornette doesn't want to give any credit to workers who made their name up north. If you ain't in the NWA, you're super fucking gay.
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There's a recurring thing that's in the African American appreciation particularly when it comes to music where every time some famous white person involved in music dies that you get some ape tweeting about how there wouldn't be country/rock/metal without Ol' Blind Melon Chitlin' plucking away on his porch step with a gitbox like he was one of Fat Albert's friends.
 
GloryHole Stalker said:
Agreed. Ultimate Warrrior was extremely over. If he could have improved his in-ring stuff, so every match didn't have to be a squash (to hide the Warriors' limitations), they could have done better with him at the top. having said that, I think another issue was the opponents. If I'm remembering correctly, most of the guys available at the time were guys Hogan had already beaten.
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Yeah, his first feud was with Rick Rude who he had just feuded with a year ago, and this was when feuds went 6+ months usually. His next feud was with Mr. Perfect, which was good, but the payoff was Survivor Series if I remember right. Wrestling just had a cooling off period in general, too, which can be expected after Hogan vs Warrior
 
Everytime I see an outdoor ring like that gives me vibes of that one John Studd and Hogan match they had in Puerto Rico where it was raining something fierce and you could tell how close they were to nearly crippling each other from slipping around on the wet mat and tarp around the arena when doing anything that wasn't a bear hug or a punch for as ol' Corney would say it was slicker than cum on a gold tooth out there. Matches like that were the reason they didn't do outdoor events like that for years.
 
Here are my autistically way too detailed thoughts on WWE unreal



I find it weird that the defense these days towards its fake is yeah, but look how much we plan it out look how much goes into exactly how fake it is. I don’t think that’s gonna have the impact on any casuals or non-fans that might see this on Netflix that they think it’s going to have.



Holy fuck this feels like the Cody and Brandi reality show came back. Their baby is still ugly.



Triple H and Cody pretty much said immediately after the wrestlemania match ended we do this until we have to turn you heel.



Rhea is talking about Rhea as if Rhea is a different person fuck off.



Rhea took three months off instead of six but it’s a surgery that she can have in the future which at that point she would then just be taking six months off which would add to the three making it nine so she’s retarded in my book for not just taking the six months to begin with.



Oh it’s Phil time.



I don’t know anybody’s ever called you any of those Cookie Monster yes, nobody calls you punker



They are showing IWA mid south footage



They’re showing the pipebomb. Again.



Oh, fuck me it’s goddamn Hayes - “this is Phil Brooks talking through the mouth of CM Punk”.



I’m getting really really tired of this show already because I thought it was mostly gonna be like booking and shit and fabricated backstage bullshit which I can deal with instead it’s just like a bunch of mini shitty little documentaries. What the fuck is this?



“Me returning to WWE is the biggest return of all time” - Black Phillip(which punk claimed was one of his nicknames?)



Some writer lady named Alex Williams is telling CM Punk how to cut a promo.



“Seth right now looks and sounds like CM Punk from 2013” the fuck he does. He doesn’t look anything like punk.



Gorilla Position is custom built every arena. The most intriguing thing so far is that during this segment they revealed that Billy Kidman is the producer of the show and sits at Gorilla with Paul and Bruce. He’s never on any documentaries they’re not showing him here. He’s not talking that dude has just kept his head low stayed off social media stayed off everything and just progressed through the company.



Rhea is every young faggot being like hehe I am dumb muh brain cells no function teehee



I don’t know why she is having a full on breakdown over a match on raw. She said she couldn’t pick out her make up. She was freaking out. She had gear made for the show, but didn’t wear it. Why’s she so unstable what the fuck?





They’re doing a segment on punk and Rollins going long but like I don’t understand how they went long. It was the Netflix debut there’s no set timeslot and I don’t even think that show went three hours. It’s weird to see abyss producing the show and being like cut out this part of the match you guys are going long.



And that’s my recap for episode one. I don’t know if I’m watching the rest.
 
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