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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
See, you're seething mad at Batista because he doesn't want to have sex with an obese, elderly conman like you do and you love Taker and Kane because they share your fetish


You MAGA retards claim that tough guys bang a lot of women, though. At least when a Republican does it. I know that makes you incels mad when it's a Democrat that does it
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We get it, you're a fan of Batista and Batista sucks. To be quite honest Samoa Joe is better than Batista and could eat twigs like Batista for breakfast. Batista should go to AEW and team with Adam Cole to be the Stiqs.
 
CyrusHowler said:
Always remember:
When you see internet idiots whining about Cody being boring, check the merch sales and audience pops.
The core WWE fanbase loves Cody no matter what internet Smarks say.
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its mostly brown people on twitter seething about Cody especially since he won the title at WrestleMania, I used to make fun of them but honestly Twitter is a lost cause at this point
Unnecessary Surgery Land said:
Fuck does this mean I'm gonna get talked to by weirdos when I wear my dorky Undertaker shirts in public now
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I wouldn't think most people would care in comparison to like a trump shirt or maga hat, but honestly the retardation of humanity knows no bounds so i wouldnt be suprised
 
The whole "this guy sucks because he doesn't share my politics - this guy is awesome because he does share my politics" shit is gay. Everyone has their own personal biases, whatever.

Bautista is a Filipino with a lesbian mother, so him being a liberal is as surprising as biker Texan Undertaker being conservative.
Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr. said:
It's also funny that Batista thinks he's an authority on tough guys, when he couldn't keep it in his pants while his wife had cancer.
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Nevermind, fuck him.

Caddo Cobgang said:
fucking retard overstayed his welcome, he was clearly hurt, but nah lets do this whole AEW thing for 2 years. he literally doesn't know when it stop and Tiny Dick Khan wont tell him no.
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I understand bringing Danielson out of retirement and keeping him around, because Kahn clearly doesn't mind if any of his pre-broken action figures get even more mangled, but I don't understand why he'd put the belt on Danielson. He didn't even have it for that long before the inevitable happened and now we're stuck with Moxley as champ again.

And the Big Black Cocks taking over AEW is the only major storyline they've got going at the moment, but their motivations are so vague and ~mysterious~ that it's just obnoxious. Even when the wrestling is good, it just doesn't feel worth watching.
 
beautiful person said:
And the Big Black Cocks taking over AEW is the only major storyline they've got going at the moment, but their motivations are so vague and ~mysterious~ that it's just obnoxious. Even when the wrestling is good, it just doesn't feel worth watching.
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I guarantee you that Jon Moxley taking over AEW was a recycled version of the Elite storyline with Kenny Omega. Think about it, Kenny Omega had to had a extended break due to health reasons just after his last match to date. Perhaps the Bucks were supposed to get all the titles and take over AEW's soul or whatever with Kenny returning as a fucking standard bearer of AEW. However, Kenny got diverticulitis and he didn't get cleared so Tony Khan had Jon Moxley turn heel and the rest is probably going to be forgotten in a coke fueled haze.
 
beautiful person said:
The whole "this guy sucks because he doesn't share my politics - this guy is awesome because he does share my politics" shit is gay. Everyone has their own personal biases, whatever.
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I like Taker because he’s THE FUCKING UNDERTAKER. Him being conservative is just an extra cherry on top.

I like Mick Foley because he’s FUCKING MICK FOLEY. And Mick has led a quieter life but I have no doubt he’s still a Democrat. That doesn’t change my opinion of him.

Both legends of wrestling. I can’t even say anything about Batista because I didn’t really follow wrestling in the 2000s. But he looks like a giant fag when wearing Pearls.
Edit: I’m watching Wrestlemania 23 right now, Cucktista was a mid card at best. Undertaker is a GOAT.
 
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I'mma real anime gurl said:
I guarantee you that Jon Moxley taking over AEW was a recycled version of the Elite storyline with Kenny Omega. Think about it, Kenny Omega had to had a extended break due to health reasons just after his last match to date. Perhaps the Bucks were supposed to get all the titles and take over AEW's soul or whatever with Kenny returning as a fucking standard bearer of AEW. However, Kenny got diverticulitis and he didn't get cleared so Tony Khan had Jon Moxley turn heel and the rest is probably going to be forgotten in a coke fueled haze.
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they were doing the same thing with The Bucks,Perry,and Okada a few months ago, they are basically trying to rehash the nWo Storyline to regenerate fan interest in the product and keep restarting it for no reason, if Tiny booked for more then 3 weeks ahead you could probably do something at least mildly interesting like Darby chasing after Moxley to le save AEW, but thats not going to likely happen, and its sad Tiny will never learn because his dad keeps funding the promotion via his other sports teams, I don't want to go back to a WWE Monopoly either, I think WWE is excellent at the moment but it needs a competitor to at least check the occasional dumb booking decision, TNA is too small and basically gives its talent to NXT now so its not going to be that
 
Caddo Cobgang said:
they were doing the same thing with The Bucks,Perry,and Okada a few months ago, they are basically trying to rehash the nWo Storyline to regenerate fan interest in the product and keep restarting it for no reason, if Tiny booked for more then 3 weeks ahead you could probably do something at least mildly interesting like Darby chasing after Moxley to le save AEW, but thats not going to likely happen, and its sad Tiny will never learn because his dad keeps funding the promotion via his other sports teams, I don't want to go back to a WWE Monopoly either, I think WWE is excellent at the moment but it needs a competitor to at least check the occasional dumb booking decision, TNA is too small and basically gives its talent to NXT now so its not going to be that
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Definitely agree about the WWE monopoly thing. Competition breeds a better product generally speaking. Unfortunately, or not depending on your perspective, AEW will last as long as Tony's pops is willing to foot the bill, and Tony will remain the booker.

I first tuned into AEW shortly after they started on TV, due to internet hype. First night I tuned in, I saw the AEW champion come down to the ring. I thought "Who is this fat biker dude?". Imagine my surprise when I found out it was the wrestler formerly known as Chris Jericho, lol. I watched pretty consistently for a year, year and a half or so. I wasn't too impressed with the indie style of wrestling they produced (one mindless/dangerous highspot after another), and I thought the booking, even then seemed pretty unfocused, but far more consistent than now. Then Tony started to sign one WWE castoff after another, and that's when things, to me, really hit the shitter. Someone would show up, be featured for a few weeks, then disappear. If Tony had not taken the bait on the former WWE rasslers, AEW might be in a better spot than they are now. Cody was pretty insufferable during his AEW run as well. Eventually I just tuned out, and have not watched a second of their product since.

If Tony did give up the book, and put someone in charge who could book their stuff in an interesting and compelling way. I'd give them another shot.
 
Magic Sun Daddy said:
Given how he's unquestionably the most protected and pushed wrestler they have at the moment, it only stands to reason that he'd hold onto the belt. If you told me years ago that he'd be AEW's equivilent to Reign of Terror Triple H, I would've laughed, but here we are.
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there are similarities, but the difference is there was guys who could have credibly taken the belt off HHH for at least little bit in 2003, HBK and Jericho coming to mind off the top of my head, all of the options to dethrone Moxley at this point would be mostly lame

Darby- would probably be the most intresting but hes a fucking spot monkey who will paralyze himself sooner or later, not worth risking putting the belt on him honestly
MJF- would just be a lame rehash of his first run if i had to guess
Swerve- was already champ recently, Moxley would draw higher ratings anyway, i cant name an intresting feud he has had
Hangman- same thing as swerve but even worse
Perry- Shouldnt be anywhere near a wrestling ring, let alone in the main event scene as world champ after the whole Punk shit, Tony really is a fucking retard for keeping him on the rsoter
Samoa Joe- Already got his thank you run, too late to be world champ again at this point in his career
 
GloryHole Stalker said:
Someone would show up, be featured for a few weeks, then disappear.
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I don't know how many times AEW featured a new acquisition, hype them up a bit then left to rot except for a random match at AEW Dark or something. Most probably a lot.
Caddo Cobgang said:
there are similarities, but the difference is there was guys who could have credibly taken the belt off HHH for at least little bit in 2003, HBK and Jericho coming to mind off the top of my head, all of the options to dethrone Moxley at this point would be mostly lame

Darby- would probably be the most intresting but hes a fucking spot monkey who will paralyze himself sooner or later, not worth risking putting the belt on him honestly
MJF- would just be a lame rehash of his first run if i had to guess
Swerve- was already champ recently, Moxley would draw higher ratings anyway, i cant name an intresting feud he has had
Hangman- same thing as swerve but even worse
Perry- Shouldnt be anywhere near a wrestling ring, let alone in the main event scene as world champ after the whole Punk shit, Tony really is a fucking retard for keeping him on the rsoter
Samoa Joe- Already got his thank you run, too late to be world champ again at this point in his career
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Put a joke-type wrestler to challenge Moxley just for shits and giggles then cue the IWC meltdown. Or whoever is so over in AEW right now to challenge for the belt.
 
CyrusHowler said:
Moxley as champ in AEW just feels right idk.
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He still feels like a big deal after 5 years of storylines of wildly varying quality. Getting sober made him a much better worker as well.

I didn't really give a shit about The Shield but i ranked them Moxley, Rollins and then a distant third Reigns. The whole thing felt like a device to prop up Roman anyway.
 
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Steinercard said:
Batista being a whiny faggot and people not liking him for being a whiny faggot has nothing to do with politics. Him being a whiny faggot about politics and supporting a party of whiny faggots is why we mock him. But if he said nothing on politics, he'd still be a whiny faggot with aids. Taker and Kane doing a podcast with former and future President Donald Trump is peak clown world and funny as fuck because neither Taker nor Kane are whiny faggots. Unlike you, you whiny faggot.
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Bullshit. If Batista came out supporting Trump, you and your fellow MAGA retards would be calling him "based" and supporting him. Instead, since he supports Harris, you're seething mad about him not thinking that he said that Trump was not a fit, hip, healthy young thing like your fellow chuds said he was. It's fine you're biased, but at least be honest about it.

Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr. said:
I don't think about you at all.
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Obviously, you spend all day fantasizing about Donald Trump and JD Vance and how much you want to have sex with them. It's strange that you claim Donald Trump is a hip young thing and that JD Vance is a true alpha male stud, but whatever, I know autism will do that to a guy. It's okay that you're upset that I don't love Republicans, but stop pretending that you hate Batista for any reason other than the fact that he doesn't love Republicans with every fiber of his being like you do.

CyrusHowler said:
Moxley as champ in AEW just feels right idk.
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An out of shape guy pretending to be bad ass? Yeah, I'd agree
 
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