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CyrusHowler said:
“So what happened, how did AEW die.”
“I can show you the exact moment it died. Not with a glorious battle cry. But with the sound of a wet Whopper fart.”
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CyrusHowler said:
I don’t get it unfortunately.
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One looks like someone you can actually make the face of your company, the other looks like a fat, out-of-shape mark who just blew his unemployment/disability checks at the AEW merchandise and beer stands and is making everyone around him increasingly uncomfortable with his drunken displays of mark-dom (see Bryce Remsberg's face).
 
Pentex said:
One looks like someone you can actually make the face of your company, the other looks like a fat, out-of-shape mark who just blew his unemployment/disability checks at the AEW merchandise and beer stands and is making everyone around him increasingly uncomfortable with his drunken displays of mark-dom (see Bryce Remsberg's face).
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I’m not a Joshi fan so idk anything about those girls, she just looks like a random girl to me. But everything you said about Burger Kingston is true. He looks like an AEW fan and that’s why they love him. They can imprint themselves onto him easier than the “literally looks like a Superhero” Cody Rhodes.
 
Phil and Seth seem to be going on Night 1, Cody is a good choice because people think they will never give him the title. While I can't stand Gunthers matches he's the only real other choice to win. At the very least he'll be top four or even the last two.

No one I can think of when it comes to guest appearances though. Maybe Kevin Nash and have him throw out Phil. He wants to do that spot.
 
Unpopular opinion, but I can't blame Kylie Rae for telling TNA to fuck off.

The Jericho thing is funny to me because it puts the WWE bad, AEW good tribalists in a bind. They were so quick to throw stones at WWE for Matt Riddle, Vince McMahon, and others accused of sexual harassment, etc. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, it's interesting to see what mental gymnastics they'll engage in.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Cody is a good choice because people think they will never give him the title.
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Despite being the most mid card wrestler in history they're clearly building this story long term. There's no chance he doesn't get the belt, it's just a matter of when the culture aligns with him getting it. Same way the monkey faggot Kofi got the belt when it suited the culture. Cody is such a poster child of modern wrestling, his father was a fat lazy fuck, his brother was a mid card tranny and the show has derailed so hard the even worse little brother is in the big leagues. They should put Cody and Seth together and they could sit on each other's shoulders and become Golddust 2.0
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Maybe Kevin Nash and have him throw out Phil
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His quads couldn't take the walk to the ring and the ring lights would be too blazing hot for him. He's more suited to the AEW locker room showers.
blahblahblah678 said:
The Jericho thing is funny to me because it puts the WWE bad, AEW good tribalists in a bind. They were so quick to throw stones at WWE for Matt Riddle, Vince McMahon, and others accused of sexual harassment, etc. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, it's interesting to see what mental gymnastics they'll engage in.
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Jericho was always a sleazy fuck and was doing sketchy stuff but every wrestler is/was. Unless you're sitting on your iPhone in the locker room reading twitter you've done something sketchy while on tour. Jericho should have quit years ago and if the whale wants to use this as an excuse all the better. Jericho should come out and say "Yes I fucked her and her cunt was loose as hell, buy my new book to find out more". He's got nothing to lose and he might sell a few books to the sex pests in AEW's fanbase.
 
Jurassic park said:
Despite being the most mid card wrestler in history they're clearly building this story long term. There's no chance he doesn't get the belt, it's just a matter of when the culture aligns with him getting it. Same way the monkey faggot Kofi got the belt when it suited the culture. Cody is such a poster child of modern wrestling, his father was a fat lazy fuck, his brother was a mid card tranny and the show has derailed so hard the even worse little brother is in the big leagues. They should put Cody and Seth together and they could sit on each other's shoulders and become Golddust 2.0

His quads couldn't take the walk to the ring and the ring lights would be too blazing hot for him. He's more suited to the AEW locker room showers.

Jericho was always a sleazy fuck and was doing sketchy stuff but every wrestler is/was. Unless you're sitting on your iPhone in the locker room reading twitter you've done something sketchy while on tour. Jericho should have quit years ago and if the whale wants to use this as an excuse all the better. Jericho should come out and say "Yes I fucked her and her cunt was loose as hell, buy my new book to find out more". He's got nothing to lose and he might sell a few books to the sex pests in AEW's fanbase.
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Can you tell me which wrestlers you respect/enjoy?
 
Meltz and Chico on the Jericho situation from today's WoR

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Damn, Big Mike looking real jacked baby!
blahblahblah678 said:
Unpopular opinion, but I can't blame Kylie Rae for telling TNA to fuck off.

The Jericho thing is funny to me because it puts the WWE bad, AEW good tribalists in a bind. They were so quick to throw stones at WWE for Matt Riddle, Vince McMahon, and others accused of sexual harassment, etc. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, it's interesting to see what mental gymnastics they'll engage in.
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It's Punk's fault something may have happened to Kylie
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It doesn't matter what happened, we must protect the billionaire's son
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Bitch was asking for it. Do you see the smiley face?
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Yeah rape is bad, but you know what is just as bad? Being on the wrong side of the console war.
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Jurassic park said:
Jericho was always a sleazy fuck and was doing sketchy stuff but every wrestler is/was. Unless you're sitting on your iPhone in the locker room reading twitter you've done something sketchy while on tour. Jericho should have quit years ago and if the whale wants to use this as an excuse all the better. Jericho should come out and say "Yes I fucked her and her cunt was loose as hell, buy my new book to find out more". He's got nothing to lose and he might sell a few books to the sex pests in AEW's fanbase.
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Rember back in the day when Jericho was leaving a show, some smarks started heckling him, one women who was heckling him put her hand on his shoulder, so he started swinging and knocked her out? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
 
Skipped through most of Worlds End. It was basically just an episode of Dynamite and Collision jammed together with the only thing of note being Joe winning and the Devil reveal that was telegraphed as fuck.

AEW needs a huge reset going into the new year because even OG fans like myself are starting to lose interest.
 
trent said:
Skipped through most of Worlds End. It was basically just an episode of Dynamite and Collision jammed together with the only thing of note being Joe winning and the Devil reveal that was telegraphed as fuck.

AEW needs a huge reset going into the new year because even OG fans like myself are starting to lose interest.
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*fat fuck eddie kingston wins another title
 
Pentex said:
More anti-dimes than Maximum Male Models:
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How many 'heel' factions does this make for AEW? Five?
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To be fair, they are more attractive than Maximum Male Models (save for Adam, who really needs a haircut and makeover as he's always been the least attractive of his various ROH/NXT stables)

A shame that this means the end of Roderick as a comedy tweener, as he was finally interesting for once. Also, yet another demotion for Wardlow unless Cole's finally going to manager full time with the group and Wardlow's going to be the front man for Undisputed Kingdom of the Devil.

draggs said:
Kylie Rae's top looks like a Bible Fruit from Aqua Teen so I totally believe that she's insane and that Jericho did whatever to her

EDIT: What AEW needs to do is have Old Joe just murder the fuck out of everyone who challenges him, for at least six months, preferably a year, on the mic and everywhere else. Bring some seriousness and credibility to this fucking circus Tony Khan is "running"

Start building someone up slowly to take him out then pull the trigger in 2025 sometime. The problem is there no one I would want to pick for that role lol, everyone I think of would need some tinkering with their current presentation and gimmick

Also Tony get rid of half the fucking stables aka fire half the roster. Most of em WWE doesn't want, so let Billy Corgan or Anthem or whoever pay them, and you can watch and see which of em show they're worth hiring back
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Rumor floating around is that Ospreay was promised the main event at Wembley in 2024 and the title then, so Joe's probably got until the fall to hold the belt. Ironically, best usage of Joe at this point is to turn him babyface (have him repudiate Cole for using him) and put him against Swerve for a bit to test Swerve out as a top heel. Either that or do Joe vs Wardlow and put the belt on Wardlow and then do a slow burn for Wardlow turning on Cole once he realizes he has slipped from one hell to another in terms of Cole being just as bad as MJF was abusing/manipulating him.
 
trent said:
Skipped through most of Worlds End. It was basically just an episode of Dynamite and Collision jammed together with the only thing of note being Joe winning and the Devil reveal that was telegraphed as fuck.

AEW needs a huge reset going into the new year because even OG fans like myself are starting to lose interest.
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Don't worry I'm sure Tony will buy another "game changing" "megastar" and it'll be the "hard reset" AEW needs
 
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