General Wrestling Discussion

[Blurst]

Alvarez on Naomi:

"There is definitely a rumor going around in WWE about what's going on with Naomi, and like it's being talked about by people there, and if it is, in fact, what's going on, she is going to be out for a long, long time."

To me that reads as she's pregnant. If thats the case congratulations to her. But, man that sucks. She was doing the best work of her career and was actually interesting to watch.

She'll be 38 in November so depending how long she's gone for, it's gonna be hard for to comeback at level on the card she is at now. Especially with all the NXT talent just chomping at the bit to be called up.

 

[RasterTatth]

Look at this stupid retard…Everyone knows Cyrus Howler and @Caddo Cobgang are the Top Guys in the KFWF.

Jesus ain’t the top guy these days, brother. Said I was Jesus. Never said I was the top guy.

Alvarez on Naomi:

"There is definitely a rumor going around in WWE about what's going on with Naomi, and like it's being talked about by people there, and if it is, in fact, what's going on, she is going to be out for a long, long time."

To me that reads as she's pregnant. If thats the case congratulations to her. But, man that sucks. She was doing the best work of her career and was actually interesting to watch.

She'll be 38 in November so depending how long she's gone for, it's gonna be hard for to comeback at level on the card she is at now. Especially with all the NXT talent just chomping at the bit to be called up.

wonder if cornette does another rant after the last one about Becky got him so much heat

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

wonder if cornette does another rant after the last one about Becky got him so much heat

It's so nice to hear someone tell these annoying faggot wokescolds to fuck off instead of grovelling at their feet.

 

[Jeff Dunham]

Kidd Bandit had a match for this gay pride championship in Manchester. It's the same wrestling company that had Bandit vs. Sterling, and I think this match really shows how little Bandit has improved since he got into the ring 4 years ago. First it started out with some kicks and slapping his thigh.
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Then he did a bunch of Cartwheels because he thought it would make him like Darth Maul.
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And then there was this compilation that Bandit made where he used fucking NSYNC music to the action.
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I sure hope they don't bleed on each other.

 

[The Nothingness]

To me that reads as she's pregnant. If thats the case congratulations to her. But, man that sucks. She was doing the best work of her career and was actually interesting to watch.

If she has a bun in the oven, time to see if Cornette makes a similar response to when Becky announced her pregnancy.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

wonder if cornette does another rant after the last one about Becky got him so much heat

She's black and has a bun in the oven of course Cornette will be worse.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I sure hope they don't bleed on each other.

Not sure about the other dude but I know for certain Kidd Bandit with all of the people he's been fucking has all sorts of STDs.

 

[Tism the Return II]

Kidd Bandit had a match for this gay pride championship in Manchester. It's the same wrestling company that had Bandit vs. Sterling, and I think this match really shows how little Bandit has improved since he got into the ring 4 years ago. First it started out with some kicks and slapping his thigh.
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Then he did a bunch of Cartwheels because he thought it would make him like Darth Maul.
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And then there was this compilation that Bandit made where he used fucking NSYNC music to the action.
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This dude wrestles like he's underwater. Just awful.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

Since when did Kidd Bandit wrestle with someone that didn't look awful in the first place? It's like watching teenagers doing amateur backyard wrestling in their spare time. Even his training videos show him do retarded moves that even a sperg would do even when there's people around.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Even his training videos show him do retarded moves that even a sperg would do even when there's people around.

Maybe being a sperg is his next gimmick? Land the full trio of gender special weeb sperg?

 

[Exterminatus]

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I kind of like the idea of a heel Hendry being this creepy guy that just appears out of nowhere to terrorize whoever he's feuding with

I don't know what it is about modern wrasslin that just... doesn't interest me anymore.

Maybe it's the wrestlers not being 50/50 roids and coke anymore, I dunno. It just feels different.
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Is new stuff worth paying attention to or is it just going through the motions?

A lot of the dudes don't have the look anymore, they're 5'3" and 150lbs. If you go back a lot of the guys wrestling actually were capable of real fighting, you had to be when some drunk dude might want to test his luck in the bar after the show.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

I kind of like the idea of a heel Hendry being this creepy guy that just appears out of nowhere to terrorize whoever he's feuding with



A lot of the dudes don't have the look anymore, they're 5'3" and 150lbs. If you go back a lot of the guys wrestling actually were capable of real fighting, you had to be when some drunk dude might want to test his luck in the bar after the show.

scott hall fucking killed a guy and it fucked him up forever

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Lyra only getting fifteen seconds of screen time this week on RAW and it was still too long. She mumbled and stuttered through a quick interview and the world was worse off for it.

I hope this gets Haitch to end the experiment, who cares what Becky thinks, even the live crowd was dead silent for that god-awful match at Summerslam for the most part

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

Maybe being a sperg is his next gimmick? Land the full trio of gender special weeb sperg?

He's already a sperg to begin with. I think he's on his way to the "chopee-chopee my pee-pee" arc.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

He's already a sperg to begin with. I think he's on his way to the "chopee-chopee my pee-pee" arc.

Ripping off Golddust now? For shame.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Lyra only getting fifteen seconds of screen time this week on RAW and it was still too long. She mumbled and stuttered through a quick interview and the world was worse off for it.

It was more like 40 seconds but way too long either way.

Can we deport this potato nigger back to the bog?

 

[RasterTatth]

This is a bit of a hard sell given one of the things the man said was flat out I am a racist.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

This is a bit of a hard sell given one of the things the man said was flat out I am a racist.

In the audio he literally stated "You know, I'm racist to a point... Fucking niggers." How is that telling that he wasn't one?

I don't know what Vinnie Mac is trying to sell here but it ain't working.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

It was more like 40 seconds but way too long either way.

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Can we deport this potato nigger back to the bog?

I'm mostly neutral on Lyra. I like her matches (aside from that shitfest at SummerSlam) and the way she wrestles, but she has a bland personality and can't cut a promo. Becky has basically done everything she can do to get Lyra over, from dropping the NXT title to her to winning the tag team title at Mania with her to having 4+ month long feud for the IC title. At some point, Lyra is going to have to get herself over.
This is going to sound dumb, but hear me out. One thing about Lyra that gets overlooked is how ugly her husband is. There's that rule of thumb in the sports world that you can tell a guy lacks confidence if he has an ugly girlfriend, I think the same thing applies to a woman and her boyfriend.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

In the audio he literally stated "You know, I'm racist to a point... Fucking niggers." How is that telling that he wasn't one?

I don't know what Vinnie Mac is trying to sell here but it ain't working.

I think the more important matter is, who the fuck cares either way? Hulk Hogan worked with, drove with, and ate with black wrestlers for years and rarely if any have had a cross word about his conduct regarding how he treated them versus how he treated his white colleagues. I'll take decades of decent behavior among black wrestlers over one snippet of audio from a drug dazed and depressed Hogan as a more concrete examination of his character.