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I want Tony and Russo argue about how to make a female wrestler in the match show her tatas while Bischoff tries to make NWO 3.0 from the wrestlers and Hogan.
Get out of my brain that is pretty much what i came up with as well.

I could totally see Russo trying to talk Tony into Jerry Springer level of tits and white trash drama soon to capitalize on wwe leaving network television. And I am surprised he hasn't already had Bischoff bring in Hogan, Nash, and Xpac in for a totally not nwo angle.

Bring back Planet Jarrett. No, this isn't an excuse to post "A Wild Slapnut Appears", as funny as I still find that meme.

Give it to Jarrett, and let him run as the top heel in Collision, they can keep the Elite Fingerbang Gangbang going on Dynamite and beat that horse until it's glue, IDGAF.

But make Collision the Planet Jarrett show. Let Slapnuts and Jay Lethal shine as the top heels there for a while.
As much as everyone likes to clown on old slapnuts i would love for this to happen as i keep forgetting that show even exists.

Brock would never be allowed in AEW period.

even ignoring the piss fetish shit and him being implicated in Vince's current scandals, Brock's got the whole homophobia shit hanging over his head from his infamous SI interview he did that is just waiting to crash down onto him like a sword of Damocles.
I know i am screaming into the void replying to a Noir post but bait taken.

You know in this carny ass industry you "never say never". People are willing to forgive all sorts of shit for their sports heroes and have the attention span of a fruit fly. Long as he doesn't catch any more strays in Vince's lawsuit he is a big enough star it will eventually blow over. His piss fetish by today's Sodom and Gomorrah levels of degeneracy is almost as vanilla as missionary sex. As far as trying to cancel him for a homophobic interview all he would have to do is do a pr "i'm sorry for wrong think" interview and maybe donate to a tranny charity.

The only upside is that Brock will probably legit murder the Bucks, Hangman, Perry, and Omega if they start shit with him.
And that is why i thought he was the only free agent out there who could move the needle. Both company's fans would tune in for the legit chance of him murdering someone both inside and outside the ring.

Perry would 100% be retarded enough to try to call an audible mid match to do some stupid flippy/hardcore shit on Brock he knows he wouldn't of agreed to before the match.
 
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I watched the last hour of Dynamite. I had never actually paid much attention to Ospreay before that. Guy can wrestle, I will give him that, but that is all he has. Indy wrestlers these days are basically all "create a wrestler" from a video game (no charisma, good in ring skills, no mic skills, shitty look), and he seems like the best one. No charisma, awful mic skills, average look if he would get a better haircut. I really don't get the big deal unless all you care about is in-ring shit.

It's being reported Double or Nothing drew a $582,204 gate for 9,099 ticket-buyers with an $64 ticket average.

To anyone good with numbers, is this another cause for concern?
It's certainly not good given that it's a PPV. Tony has a lot of money to blow on this though, so the only risk is if it hurts the TV deal and they get stuck on Destination America or something like that
 
Archiving this here for historical significance in case it gets taken off Youtube.

 
hat tip luchablog
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busted drug traffickers had a "satanic altar" that included a Black Taurus mask and KeMalito (the evil midget monkey of CMLL)
 

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No charisma, awful mic skills, average look if he would get a better haircut. I really don't get the big deal unless all you care about is in-ring shit.
Ospreay has charisma. I'd argue his best work was in NJPW, particularly his later work with Omega early last year. He's not "The best in the business" by a country mile, but to say he's got no charisma is quite a bit of a stretch, considering there are good ones on youtube.
 
I love that this guy is actually the face because he is pointing out what a piece of shit Trevor is.

SGW is 5D chess.
Lol he's a face but holds the kid upside down while he's crying. That's way better than any segment WWE or AEW has done in a while. The chair shots were pretty bad ass, too. S G DUB! S G DUB!
 
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