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This just in: Three Chile players were caught red-handed soliciting for hookers in their lodgings when it was terminally forbidden to receive visits from anyone.

Reportedly, one such hooker was a tranny, because it's in Brazil.

Scandals are back on the menu, giles culiaos.
 
Cross beat half moon like a drum yesterday...
 
T*rkroaches were the biggest humiliation of the tournament. Got their assess kicked every match.
 
Switzerland achieve automatic qualification today, due to Ukraine's defeat and overall points total. Many here will likely be hoping that Finland and Russia tie there respect games they are in too, as that group will also snag an automatic extra spot.
 
INGERLUND wins against Czech Republic, 1-0. Would have been 2-0 but Jordan Henderson was offside. Still, shows they can actually put effort in when they want to.

Next up is either France, Germany, or Portugal. I'm hoping for Germany because it's not coming home properly unless we beat the Germans. And if we don't, well, I just scored some intravenous copium from my guy.
 
Another invisible Harry Kane display. Must be a day that ends in Y.

I'm also hoping for Germany, which would have sounded like insanity 12 months ago.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
Next up is either France, Germany, or Portugal. I'm hoping for Germany because it's not coming home properly unless we beat the Germans. And if we don't, well, I just scored some intravenous copium from my guy.
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Meme magic can also give England vs Hungary. Yeah, considering Croatia and Denmark came back from death, it ain't coming back
 
Rebel Wilson said:
Another invisible Harry Kane display. Must be a day that ends in Y.

I'm also hoping for Germany, which would have sounded like insanity 12 months ago.
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Tbf Germany haven't been a dreaded team for a couple of years now, considering they crumbled in WC 2018 groups and did awfully in Nations League.

Unfortunately I can't see Kane being dropped despite being awful. England also need to stop defending after going 1-0 up, it's dire.
 
I quite enjoy how misguided this whole "Germany is playing for EL GEE BEE TEES" thing is, considering that Can and Gundogan (at a minimum) would both happily throw them off of rooftops.

Hungary winning this would be karma for the dipshit flaggot interrupting their national anthem at the start.
 
And of course, certain players are also crying because UEFA won't paint the Allianz Arena with the faggot rainbow.

I'm getting more and more homophobic because of shit like this. Can't you just settle down and enjoy the match?
 
INGERLUND playing Germany on Tuesday evening.

Apparently INGERLUND are favourites. Though I think this might be because Germany have been playing not all that well this competition, having got through more by luck than judgement, and they also crashed out in the group stage of the World Cup in 2018 despite being defending champions, rather than because INGERLUND have been playing particularly well.

If we win this, IT'S COMING HOME regardless of anything else. Even if we then crash out in the quarters to a meme side. It won't matter. It will be coming home.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get the IV stand set up for my copium bags.
 
England or Germany should comfortably win the bracket they are within. Spain and Croatia is going to be an especially depressing game. Tho' it would have been more amusing had it been Scotland in that position.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
Apparently INGERLUND are favourites. Though I think this might be because Germany have been playing not all that well this competition, having got through more by luck than judgement
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Germany had the much tougher group and they beat portugal. England is just the favourite because most of international media is in english and those people dont understand shit.

ESPN UK is very funny shit, they have no clue...
 
England has the best side of the draw possible. Beat Germany and its "weaker" teams clear to the final.

Italy should have thrown the Wales match.
 
Stoneheart said:
Germany had the much tougher group and they beat portugal. England is just the favourite because most of international media is in english and those people dont understand shit.

ESPN UK is very funny shit, they have no clue...
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I was referring to the bookies myself. They put the odds as being marginally more favourable to INGERLUND.

Rebel Wilson said:
England has the best side of the draw possible. Beat Germany and its "weaker" teams clear to the final.

Italy should have thrown the Wales match.
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Ah, but you fail to understand how we, as a footballing nation, have made an art out of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. I think what is most likely to happen is that INGERLUND will beat Germany, then crash out in the quarters to a meme side. On penalties. When Harry Kane spoons it clear over the crossbar by about twenty feet.
 
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