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Man United signing Sancho, Varane and Ronaldo only to become an even more useless team is just magical.
Apparently Conte wants the job. Top manager but plays a 5-3-2 and if Ronaldo doesn't like it, he'll be on the bench so fast it'll make his head spin.
 
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United are a fucking mess.

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Wonder if all those people slagging off Juve for realizing he wasn't the answer and shipping him off for peanuts are changing their tune now that United look no closer to winning any silverware even after his arrival.

edit: I won't lie, Atalanta are playing like fucking retards with their high line so I fully expect Utd to complete the comeback. But it still won't paper over the cracks if they do. This Utd team still have deep-seated issues.
 
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But it still won't paper over the cracks if they do. This Utd team still have deep-seated issues.
If Liverpool push them around the pitch for 90 minutes on Sunday, they need to pull the trigger and sack Ole. They already missed out on Nagelsmann, they can't afford to keep a shit manager around with all the class in the starting 11. Conte is waiting for the call.
 
Clubs from leagues higher up in the coefficients are just throwing their Conference League games, but really who can blame them? Mou is 100% more concerned about securing a top 4 finish in Serie A and it shows.

Tottenham... who even knows at this point.

UEFA should have just barred teams from the Conference League who have appeared in Champions League in the past 5 seasons or some shit. It's supposed to be the minnows cup.
 
I was a fan of Man City's initial spending because as a 90s kid fuck Man United, but now it's honestly glorious to see the perfect team with the perfect budget and perfect manager still fuck up and look weak from time to time. Watching them fuck up their best chance to win the Champions League was a total chefs kiss moment.
 
I was a fan of Man City's initial spending because as a 90s kid fuck Man United, but now it's honestly glorious to see the perfect team with the perfect budget and perfect manager still fuck up and look weak from time to time. Watching them fuck up their best chance to win the Champions League was a total chefs kiss moment.
Likewise. I honestly hope they never win it.

Subject of which, honestly hope Newcastle go down. The fair-play rules are a lot more extreme in the Championship. Reading is likely to be deducted points come the end of the season, whereas Derby has already suffered as is.
 
You know Barça is in a dire situation when they decide to hire goddamn Daniel Alves as a reinforcement.
Seriously, they're that desperate. He went to my team São Paulo as a superstar champion, and he promised he would give his best to play top-level footy, since according to himself, he was the one who chose the club.

The guy proceeded to coast around and let opponents pass him by, all the while collecting a fat paycheck that the club simply could no longer afford. Not to mention the idiot developed a huge diva attitude., saying stuff like "Oh, I'm a bazillion-times champion, the club owes me respect". Nigger, you chose a goddamn three-time Club World Champion to play, with the third-largest fanbase in the country. Who are you to request respect? Not even Pelé and Maradona demanded respect, they earned it, and never badmouthed their clubs unless they had a real reason, like mistreatment of personnel and fans. And this is not some podunk barrio club you were talking shit about, this is São Paulo! By the time he left, the fans (me included) simply couldn't even look at him. No player is bigger than its club.

He should be grateful he left just as stadiums started letting people in again, because he would get Let's Go Brandon'd until he asked for his own release.
 
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Watching MOTD and fucking he'll, how long are we going to get the pre game nigger kneel in the prem. Do any other leagues in europ/the world even do it? Getting sick of this shit, I just want to watch footy without being told I should kiss Jamal's feet because he sometimes gets sent a banana emoji on twitter by an anonymous troll.
 
Watching MOTD and fucking he'll, how long are we going to get the pre game nigger kneel in the prem. Do any other leagues in europ/the world even do it? Getting sick of this shit, I just want to watch footy without being told I should kiss Jamal's feet because he sometimes gets sent a banana emoji on twitter by an anonymous troll.
If people stopped bitching about it on Twitter they'd probably lose interest and stop. I like to think that Rashford is the mastermind behind it trying to make middle-aged faggots seeth.
 
Harry Maguire has been an absolute disaster since Varane got injured. Is he really the best center-back ingurlund have to offer? Also, why Pogba is not starting today? Is Ole trying to get sacked?
 
Maguire has never been good.
Pogba not starting because Ole, tactical mastermind that he is, sees this match going the same way as Atalanta.
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One comment I keep seeing being made ad nauseum is how much quality Utd have and how Ole is holding them back. But do they, really? Have a think about it.

How many of these players are getting into a Man City, Chelsea, Liverpool, Leicester, West Ham Starting XI? 1 or 2, maybe 3? If Ole is holding them back it's from a Europa League qualifier.
 
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