Funny Tommy Tooter quotes - because clearly there are way too many of them

[4Macie]

Every variation of "don't call me sir" usually gets a pretty good laugh out of me.

This always gets a laugh in my book. Especially when it’s some random person he’s calling for help. “What can I help you with today sir?” “Um first of all you can stop calling me Sir. Ok? I’m not a man”

Like... when ya look and sound like a man, what do you expect?

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

"My Last Word on the Age of Consent" <- title of a video yesterday.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

"Millennial turkeys."

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

"...Only replied because I was accidentally logged in..."

Or something like that

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

"Do you masterbate while you do this?"

 

[Recoil]

I've always felt that one could create an excellent twitter bot with random.txt & the book of Tooter.

 

[AnOminous]

I've always felt that one could create an excellent twitter bot with random.txt & the book of Tooter.

It would probably get banned for endorsing pedophilia, being anti-Semitic, and harassing trannies.

 

[ON 190]

It would probably get banned for endorsing pedophilia, being anti-Semitic, and harassing trannies.

Now I really want to write one and test it out...

 

[blackboots]

Now I really want to write one and test it out...

Please do it, and post results.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Any time he says "this is the last time I'm posting here".

 

[AnOminous]

Any time he says "this is the last time I'm posting here".

Banning him for a week every time he said that is one of the few things I miss.

 

[QT 219]

Here's a Tompost heap of choice cuts.

 

[Dee Price]

Every variation of "don't call me sir" usually gets a pretty good laugh out of me.

Those are the best especially when he is sperging at the TPD dispatch, and they keep calling him sir.

Any time he says "this is the last time I'm posting here".

That is the sperg cycle Ribo and Doc at AMB taught me about the tooter sperg cycle of scream and reee for a week or so.

the scream this is the last time I'm posting here. Goes dormant for a week screaming on twitter and then he is back on AMB and KF for another round of tooter comedy.

 

[naught]

YouTube

youtu.be

there's a couple of great ones in here yet again he admits to masturbating his dog. this was before the livestream where a group of trolls tricked poor old time into giving them wrenches on his channel and setting up a Discord server.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

MY DOCTOR EXAMINED ME YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is my favorite tooter quote.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

 

[Pepper Jack]

"I don't have COPD!!!"

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

helping animals masturbate isn't really all that uncommon a practice, there is nothing sexual about it for the humans.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Free Speech my ass, you fat ZioNazi wigger faggot and all your bootlicking buttfuckers and baby rapers.