FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
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Why is slimeshit still going? I first heard of him in September and he's still going on about it? Wow.
 
Given that things have been so slow lately, I went through my Slugfucker folder (which consist of screencaps I took before Slugslut deleted his blog for the first time) and one cap in particular really popped out at me:

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>"goopussy"
>Goodra tend to "goop off"
>Goodra are so happy all the time because they masturbate constantly
>Goodra whack themselves off inside their Pokeballs but will be happy to do it in front of you if you ask

Just the sheer amount of insanity in this cap alone in incredible. I think that Slugfucker should donate his brain to science after he dies because there's a lot going on in there.
 
Cosmos said:
Just the sheer amount of insanity in this cap alone in incredible. I think that Slugfucker should donate his brain to science after he dies because there's a lot going on in there.
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As the autopsy reached the skull, to extract the mind of Slugfondler for an exhibit of neurological disorders, a horrifying discovery was made as the room suddenly was awash with the smell of sickness. Purulent mixes of pus and blood spurt from the festering opening unimpeded, as it hits the floor and slowly consumes it. Rather than a healthy brain, or even an abnormal one that matched known diseases, his brain was a mixture of rot, fungal structures akin to cordyceps, larvae from a species of parasite found in snails, and fragments of long decayed brain matter serving as a matrix to support it all; like the form of Swiss Cheese as devised by a madman. The chief coroner then proceeded to vomit and pass out, as the bone surgeon shrieked he still lived...
 
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Adamska said:
As the autopsy reached the skull, to extract the mind of Slugfondler for an exhibit of neurological disorders, a horrifying discovery was made as the room suddenly was awash with the smell of sickness. Purulent mixes of pus and blood spurt from the festering opening unimpeded, as it hits the floor and slowly consumes it. Rather than a healthy brain, or even an abnormal one that matched known diseases, his brain was a mixture of rot, fungal structures akin to cordyceps, larvae from a species of parasite found in snails, and fragments of long decayed brain matter serving as a matrix to support it all; like the form of Swiss Cheese as devised by a madman. The chief coroner then proceeded to vomit and pass out, as the bone surgeon shrieked he still lived...
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I lolled.

Also,
The world has come to an end. The mega fungus larvae parasites had multiplied after finding new hosts, and now 96% of the population is shitposting about some great 'Mother Goodess'. We have taken up refuge in boats upon the Dead Sea, salt being the only thing capable of protecting against the damned slugs. Some guy named 'Null' has eaten the last chocolate bar. Our water purifiers are beginning to malfunction, though the increased levels of salt within our bodies should also allow us to scavenge out further for more supplies...

I also wonder if the storywriters for the show had actually noticed this guy and made Goodra male just to troll him.
 
DoshesToDoshes said:
I lolled.

Also,
The world has come to an end. The mega fungus larvae parasites had multiplied after finding new hosts, and now 96% of the population is shitposting about some great 'Mother Goodess'. We have taken up refuge in boats upon the Dead Sea, salt being the only thing capable of protecting against the damned slugs. Null has eaten the last chocolate bar. Our water purifiers are beginning to malfunction, though the increased levels of salt within our bodies should also allow us to scavenge out further for more supplies...

I also wonder if the storywriters for the show had actually noticed this guy and made Goodra male just to troll him.
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The infected have gone from shitposting on /b/ to becoming violent in reality They've mutated so much we don't even know if they're human anymore. We can't hold this up much longer. We've run out of food, we're nearly out of water, and ammo supplies are shrinking by the day. I lost my fiancé, Tom today. One of the creatures filled his mouth with a strange, gooey substance. Sadly, we had to put him down to protect the rest of us. A horde of Slugfuckers are headed near the base now. I'll wright more later.


This was the last entry in the journal. The page was slightly obscured and covered in a thick, purple substance.
 
It's been a while! I've been a little caught up with the Stray Sheep shitstorm, but I figured I'd poke around a bit and see if our good friend was doing anything fun recently. And surprise, not much has changed.
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Right now there's four threads up with almost the same picture, just cropped so it's not caught as a duplicate. On the tumblr front, it looks like all he's doing is reblogging porn and attacking anyone who posts their current team with a male Goodra.

Business as usual for a guy who jerks off to cartoon slime dragons, I guess.
 
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