FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
Grimmleal said:
So XY Episode 70 was released last night and it was confirmed that Ash's Goodra is male. Slug 2 is having a fucking meltdown. I think we're witnessing the death of a shitposter.

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Did he have a stroke?
 
This pleases me greatly. However, true shitposting can ignore even canon, so he might not be out yet.
 
Adamska said:
This pleases me greatly. However, true shitposting can ignore even canon, so he might not be out yet.
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Now come the conspiracy theories. Kiwis got to the show runners. We forced this fake canon of a male Goodra.

We did! This is totally our victory.

Now, the slugfucker is an heroic dissident, rowing and rowing and fighting da powah!
 
Grimmleal said:
So XY Episode 70 was released last night and it was confirmed that Ash's Goodra is male. Slug 2 is having a fucking meltdown. I think we're witnessing the death of a shitposter.

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That's fantastic.

Also, after reading the summary on Bulbapedia, it appears that Ash actually released Goodra and it's (sorry, he's) no longer a part of Ash's team. Talk about a double whammy!

To be nerdy for a second, though, I love how the anime actively prevents Ash from succeeding. Every time he gets a powerhouse, he ends up releasing it before he can actually compete in the championship. This case is especially bad; he got Goomy in XY055 and released Goodra in XY070. That's only 15 episodes. And this isn't a Charizard situation, either; Ash no longer owns Goodra. He still owns Charizard. So basically, he had a pseudo-legendary for a few episodes because the status quo forced him to release it.

I know we all laugh at Slugfucker, but I feel bad for Ash, too. The poor kid is eternally ten years old and fucking sucks at achieving his dreams.
 
Grimmleal said:
So XY Episode 70 was released last night and it was confirmed that Ash's Goodra is male. Slug 2 is having a fucking meltdown. I think we're witnessing the death of a shitposter.

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Beautiful

Cosmos said:
That's fantastic.

Also, after reading the summary on Bulbapedia, it appears that Ash actually released Goodra and it's (sorry, he's) no longer a part of Ash's team. Talk about a double whammy!

To be nerdy for a second, though, I love how the anime actively prevents Ash from succeeding. Every time he gets a powerhouse, he ends up releasing it before he can actually compete in the championship. This case is especially bad; he got Goomy in XY055 and released Goodra in XY070. That's only 15 episodes. And this isn't a Charizard situation, either; Ash no longer owns Goodra. He still owns Charizard. So basically, he had a pseudo-legendary for a few episodes because the status quo forced him to release it.

I know we all laugh at Slugfucker, but I feel bad for Ash, too. The poor kid is eternally ten years old and fucking sucks at achieving his dreams.
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Frankly Slugfucker kinda did deserve this smack in this face for being such a crazed sperg. I can't wait to see how far this meltdown of his goes before he either fizzles out or bounces back and cranks the crazy delusional sperging dial up.

I have to agree that Ash has terrible luck when it comes to getting and holding onto good Poke'mon that could actually get him to succeed in his goals. Sure, Chzarizard is good, but with all these Megas running around Ash won't stand a chance unless the story-board writers decide it would be fun to give him a mega stone to play with. That or his Frogadier and Fletchinder need to evolve because Greninja and Talonflame are OU as fuck (at least if they have Protean and Gale Wings, respectively)

At least he has Hawlucha, which isn't terrible. Unless he decides to release that, too.
 
So someone's shitposting in one of the active threads right now, claiming that the current slugfucker is a long-time member of the farms that took over just because they want to have fun shitposting. Because trying to make us accuse each other is a great plan.
We don't care who you are, we like laughing at your antics anyway. And sorry that your waifu canonically has a penis.
 
Is this gonna turn into a General Pokefuckers Thread?
 
Grimmleal said:
Guys, agt is Bui. Slug beta is a member of the forums. He's completely fucking with us.

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Well that's not as interesting as I would have hoped. I mean whomever is deciding it's a kick to fuck with us has still made an interesting spectacle of themselves by deciding it was worth coming off as a delusional sperg but hey to each their own. I still find it amusing.

Though, why would Bui come in here and start asking people to yiff with them? Are they bored?
 
Bluebersaur said:
Well that's not as interesting as I would have hoped. I mean whomever is deciding it's a kick to fuck with us has still made an interesting spectacle of themselves by deciding it was worth coming off as a delusional sperg but hey to each their own. I still find it amusing.

Though, why would Bui come in here and start asking people to yiff with them? Are they bored?
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He's hoping somebody will give him a footpaw-job.
 
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