FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
AnOminous said:
Isn't mascara the only reason pronounced eyelashes are associated with femininity?
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Most likely; it's not like they're airing commercials of men using mascara, but I still find the idea that pronounced eyelashes = feminine to be a load of crock, so him saying men cannot be capable of having them is just ridiculous to me.

Ian Brandon Anderson said:
I think he meant that nothing that is as feminine as that picture can be creepy. Poor wording on his part, especially considering that the fur-suit is masculine as fuck.
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Eh, perhaps. But if that was the intended message than he butchered it with his wording.

Can't say the suit looks masculine to me. Or feminine. It looks androgynous and unsettling as fuck to me.
 
Ian Brandon Anderson said:
(I'm just covering my bases because previously when someone said that something Goodra was feminine Slugfucker took it that they agreed with him in full. I think it's androgynous too.)
The suit is extremely fucking creepy, and the fact that someone spent over 5k on it means there is someone else obsessed with Goodra as much as him.
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5k on a fuzzy Goodra suit? Oh fuck that. I get some people are super into Poke'mon and suits but that is a lot of money to chunk into something that only vaguely represents the creature it's meant to be (not trying to heavily criticize the maker of the suit; it's certainly good and far better than I could ever do, but it makes me think of what would have happened if somebody was attempting to redesign Barney into a strange fuzzy bi-pedal slug)

(Yeah he seems to have a major misconception that if a person finds one singular thing about Goodra being feminine then they agree with him wholly on every view he has of the snot beast; I can understand wanting to cover your bases to try and avoid that headache)
 
So...I kinda went a little mad...And responded to Sluggy 2.0 with this:
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He probably only saw the words "You" "look" "right" since muthafucka needs to cherry pick to keep his broken existence of a life going.
 
I'm not even sure he's cherry picking anymore, because twice now he's posted stuff that directly references to male Goodra. One from that Twitter Goodra RP thing that he linked (one of the two accounts was a male Goodra RP account), and the other being that picture of a Goodra swooning over another Goodra, that was specifically said as male by the original poster.

In case you're curious and don't want to go to their blog because of Goodra porn:

The (SFW) Twitter RP
The Art of the Male Goodra
 
malegoodra said:
I'm not even sure he's cherry picking anymore, because twice now he's posted stuff that directly references to male Goodra. One from that Twitter Goodra RP thing that he linked (one of the two accounts was a male Goodra RP account), and the other being that picture of a Goodra swooning over another Goodra, that was specifically said as male by the original poster.

In case you're curious and don't want to go to their blog because of Goodra porn:

The (SFW) Twitter RP
The Art of the Male Goodra
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It does sound ridiculous, but I am only doing this in the honor of my idol who was trolled to death by kiwifarms. That is a bit tad ironic though as I’m a regular to that site.
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... Sounds like Slugfucker wishes to sow the seeds of suspicion.
 
that is seriously the manliest screenshot you could've posted.PNG


"feminine antennae" "girly posture"

I dunno about you, but when it is flexing them with that kinda look on its face, that's lookin hella masculine to me.
 
'so glad she isn't male' - that's trying too hard.
 
I haven't read this entire thread because, shit, can someone tell me what happened to the original FemaleGoodra? Is he gone?
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
I haven't read this entire thread because, shit, can someone tell me what happened to the original FemaleGoodra? Is he gone?
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Probably not, a lot of people speculate Slugfucker 2.0 is the original acting like someone else. 2.0 claimed that the farms made the original Slugfucker kill himself, iirc, but I'm skeptic. If the original FemaleGoodra is actually gone - whether dead or just fucked off - we have a really determined understudy sperging it up now.
 
LordGoomy said:
Probably not, a lot of people speculate Slugfucker 2.0 is the original acting like someone else. 2.0 claimed that the farms made the original Slugfucker kill himself, iirc, but I'm skeptic. If the original FemaleGoodra is actually gone - whether dead or just fucked off - we have a really determined understudy sperging it up now.
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Ah. So is the consensus that the original one was a troll and so is 2.0? Or that it began in earnest and became a troll? Or are we still thinking that it's all genuine?

I'm gonna go ahead and work my way through the thread now. I hope I make it out.
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
Ah. So is the consensus that the original one was a troll and so is 2.0? Or that it began in earnest and became a troll? Or are we still thinking that it's all genuine?

I'm gonna go ahead and work my way through the thread now. I hope I make it out.
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If it's a troll, it is a damn good one. 2.0 is a lot more obnoxious, from the looks of things, and is more trollish in his behavior. I personally can't decide - even after 150 pages - whether it's genuine or not.

Have fun reading. It's a ride.
 
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