FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%
  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%
  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%

  • Total voters
    717
It still cracks me up that he spends literally thousands of dollars just so he can shitpost on 4chan. It's kind of amazing he hasn't been crowned King of Shitposting yet but whatever.

You have not met Fuckbot and his 1,600+ pages, have you?

Still, this guy is probably the only person I have ever seen come close to that.
 
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Yes, that is a fursuit of a Goodra. Yes, he is using it to defend his point. No, it will never make sense.
 
He's just mad and absolutely losing it now that Brock's V/A is voicing the one thing keeping him straight.

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so this guys thing is "this pokemon is always female because it looks female"?
has he seen birds? does he know those brightly colored dancing birds of paradise are the males?
does he understand sexual dimorphism and how it's not present in all species?
does he understand that human perceptions of "feminine" and "masculine" don't apply to all other creatures?
does he think all hyenas are male?
 
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Yes, that is a fursuit of a Goodra. Yes, he is using it to defend his point. No, it will never make sense.

For some reason the way he's using the word "effeminate" annoys me. Generally speaking it's used to state something generally perceived masculine is portraying feminine qualities, therefore the male figure is effeminate due to having more stereotypical female traits; the fact he's using the word to try and state pure and absolute femininity with Goodra just gets under my skin.

Also, who wants to bet it's actually a guy in that suit? Does it happen to say anywhere? I bet that would just tickle Slugfucker's fancy if it were a male in there.

so this guys thing is "this pokemon is always female because it looks female"?
has he seen birds? does he know those brightly colored dancing birds of paradise are the males?
does he understand sexual dimorphism and how it's not present in all species?
does he understand that human perceptions of "feminine" and "masculine" don't apply to all other creatures?
does he think all hyenas are male?

This guy has absolutely no concept of reality and it trickles into his view of fictional worlds and creatures such as Poke'mon and Goodra.

We have tried explaining the varying perceptions among humans as to what would be considered feminine and masculine and how general stereotypes of these two specific sexes do not apply to all individuals, to which he blew up, called us whatever inane insult he could think of, and spiraled into a completely tizzy of unrelenting sperg rage until he finally broke and attempted to guise himself under a new name (though continued his idiotic shitposting and made himself easy to track down and observe again).

Logic won't stick with him. But it's still fun to throw at him and watch him chimp out over it.
 
so this guys thing is "this pokemon is always female because it looks female"?
Yep. And that all Goodras are his mother, that fucks him up his poopchute with their "motherly" head tentacles.
So, no. Don't try to use logic. It won't work in this context.

has he seen birds? does he know those brightly colored dancing birds of paradise are the males?
He doesn't care about birds. Birds are not Goodra. He only cares about Goodra.

does he understand sexual dimorphism and how it's not present in all species?
No, he neither knows nor cares. He hasn't even grasped yet that if you kill off all the males of a species that reproduces sexually, you make that species extinct. He also hasn't sussed that if the official canon says "Gender Ratio: 50% Male/50% Female" it means that Gender Ratio is 50% Male and 50% Female, and no amount of photoshopping "98% Female / 0% Male" will change that.

does he understand that human perceptions of "feminine" and "masculine" don't apply to all other creatures?
Nope. Doesn't care about human perceptions. There are no perceptions. There is Only Goodra now.

does he think all hyenas are male?
He doesn't care about hyena. Hyena are not Goodra. He only cares about Goodra.

Logic won't stick with him. But it's still fun to throw at him and watch him chimp out over it.
Shhhhhhh. No chimps now. Only Goodra.
 
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For some reason the way he's using the word "effeminate" annoys me. Generally speaking it's used to state something generally perceived masculine is portraying feminine qualities, therefore the male figure is effeminate due to having more stereotypical female traits; the fact he's using the word to try and state pure and absolute femininity with Goodra just gets under my skin.

Also, who wants to bet it's actually a guy in that suit? Does it happen to say anywhere? I bet that would just tickle Slugfucker's fancy if it were a male in there.

That got me curious and I actually went and looked up the definition of effeminate. It literally says: "(of a man) having or showing characteristics regarded as typical of a woman; unmanly." So yes, effeminate is used explicitly to describe males which have or show female typical characteristics. So every time he says Goodra is effeminate, he's actually calling Goodra male.

Like I said before, he just has an amazing grasp on the english language and how to use it in ways that show how much of a complete moron he is.
 
OK I know I should avoid double posting but this deserves its own post really.

Slugfucker has started posting actual NSFW pictures of Goodra to his tumblr. And I don't mean 'links to NSFW pictures'; he's gone beyond just that and into directly reblogging porn art. This is a warning to those of you who do not wish to see Goodra porn.
 
OK I know I should avoid double posting but this deserves its own post really.

Slugfucker has started posting actual NSFW pictures of Goodra to his tumblr. And I don't mean 'links to NSFW pictures'; he's gone beyond just that and into directly reblogging porn art. This is a warning to those of you who do not wish to see Goodra porn.

Sounds like he's just about ready to snap and realize that those feelings towards men are what he truly desires. I mean, if he has to desperately search for R34 picks of his straight symbol, that says a lot.

Either that or he's gonna threaten suicide again/have mental breakdown.
 
Unsure if it's just blind following of 1.0, but he really seems to hate Bui. Or this could be the same guy fucking with us.
Did some Googling. Bui's the autistic foot fetishist Furret aficianado with a botnet thing or whatever. Apparently someone doxxed him. So is there a link between the two? Did he just move on to the current gen? The two cases sound functionally identical; blackfacing Pokemon.
 
Side issue:
Looking at the poll results above, I wonder...
How many of those 6 votes are members who genuinely believe a Goodra looks female....
How many of those 6 votes are members who voted that way to be contrary troublemakers....
and
How many of those 6 votes are sockpuppetry inflicted by Da Slugfucker himself?

Y'know, he's not above a little sockpuppeting.

EDIT: on second thought, if Slugfucker were to sockpuppet on this thread, I'm sure he'd have 100 accounts on here, each one to post 1 vote each. (He doesn't seem to have any self-control or a sense of proportion.)
 
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OK I know I should avoid double posting but this deserves its own post really.

Slugfucker has started posting actual NSFW pictures of Goodra to his tumblr. And I don't mean 'links to NSFW pictures'; he's gone beyond just that and into directly reblogging porn art. This is a warning to those of you who do not wish to see Goodra porn.

In a slightly-buzzed stupor, I curiously checked his tumblr for these posts.

Ugh.

I don't understand how this guy finds any form of mental or physical pleasure at the thought of doing anything sexual with a goo dragon. Especially with that second NSFW picture that has two versions to it; yes, I understand not everyone is artistically blessed, but the second version of that image looks like that Goodra's vag is fucking diseased with a black mist. If I were an individual with even a remote interest in Goodra, regardless of gender, that would turn me away pretty quickly.
 
Did some Googling. Bui's the autistic foot fetishist Furret aficianado with a botnet thing or whatever. Apparently someone doxxed him. So is there a link between the two? Did he just move on to the current gen? The two cases sound functionally identical; blackfacing Pokemon.
Naw, Bui is still out and about doing his own thing. He likes to hold the "furry", "yiff", and other such tags on Omegle ransom with his botnet. His ransom? Someone has to write him an offering of Pokemon foot fetish porn.
 
Sounds like he's just about ready to snap and realize that those feelings towards men are what he truly desires. I mean, if he has to desperately search for R34 picks of his straight symbol, that says a lot.

Either that or he's gonna threaten suicide again/have mental breakdown.
It's like those "IT'S A FEMININE DICK" futanari fans who will desperately claim to the death that they don't really like dicks, the supposed gender of their fictional masturbation material is just about the most important thing in the world to them.
Just admit you like dicks guys, it's a perfectly fine thing to like.
 
So, Slugfucker recently popped up another picture of the Goodra fursuit wherein he called the suit "feminine and creepy".

I'm really beginning to think Slugfucker has never looked at an english dictionary if he's throwing the word "creepy" at the very creature he has decided to see as the epitome of femininity.

Also, he's still really on about men not being capable of having pronounced eyelashes.

Beware delving onto his Tumblr; he's still reblogging NSFW Goodra porn :cryblood:
 

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