💤 Inactive Ethan Ralph's Wikipedia Page - Ethan Ralph officially not notable enough for Wikipedia. He declares Frederick "Hotwheels" Brennan his blood enemy.

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Finally, Ralph picks a fight with someone his own size. The real question is which one of these two disease ridden pathetic dwarves will die first?
 
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Now I think this is an important question. Can Ralph beat Hotwheels in a fight? Hotwheels is a tiny cripple with glass bones and is morbidly obese but Ralph has never ever won a fight in his life. I'm putting it at a tossup honestly.

I think it comes down to if Hotwheels gets his chair. If he gets his chair Ralph is fucked because he takes heavy damage from getting hit by vehicles, without his chair Ralph can fall on him and crush the little guy with his gunt. I guess if the little nugget can call in his yappy dog if its a government approved therapy dog but if Ralph has a rope or an oven its a moot point.

Honestly it's a Rocky Marciano vs Muhammad Ali situation, but retarded.
 
Ethan Ralph Is 5'1 said:
What an absolute autistic femcel.
Imagine spending your most fertile years sweeping it up on Wikipedia, making sure that information and speech you disapprove of is removed from sight.
Luckily Molly (((Weiss))) will never reproduce and her efforts to censor the internet will be buried by time and dust.

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She(?) looks like she stinks. Redheads are predisposed to looking stinky IMO but if you're a ginge, AND you have greasy clumpy hair, you look stinky.
 
If Ricky can somehow get Ralph on his back, a feat which is easy for a normal adult male, he can take advantage while Ralph wriggles like a flipped turtle under the hot sun by driving his wheelchair over Ralph's windpipe. Ralph would feebly attempt to dislodge the internet cripple and his mechanical steed but would ultimately succumb to oxygen deprivation. Next thing you know some poor demon in hell would be hearing "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM BISH!?" Satan is, of course, a big fan of the Killstream.
 
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TriggerMeElmo said:
Gorilla Warfare is so insufferable. She kept deleting edits saying that "Court documents do not qualify as primary sources" or some other such nonsense but it comes as no surprise that small amounts of power go to these people's heads.

Why is Hotwheels wanting to delete this now all of a sudden?
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Actually checking Wikipedia's policies they claim they don't allow court documents due to some people having very common names and alot of court documents not listing any identifying information about a defendant beyond their legal name so they don't want you to use a court document against a Jessica Simpson finding they're a racist tranny pedophile that harasses indian women in Canada as a source that Jessica Simpson the celebrity is a racist, pedophilic tranny
 
What's with all the removals this year? I know it's not new but I feel like I'm seeing more notable people being removed every month. I mean I find Ralph as degenerate as the next person, but if Terry Davis is going to have an article, why not Chris or Ethan? There are so many articles that contain nothing. Is all the new social justice shit just making the admins more brazen or something? You can give the argument that they're jannies, and I would heavily agree with you, but I feel like in the past they'd just make the pages they didn't like biased and police them like hawks. I am braindead when it comes to the internal workings of Wikipedia other than the fact it's ran by janny trannies, though.
 
Quandale said:
What's with all the removals this year? I know it's not new but I feel like I'm seeing more notable people being removed every month. I mean I find Ralph as degenerate as the next person, but if Terry Davis is going to have an article, why not Chris or Ethan? There are so many articles that contain nothing. Is all the new social justice shit just making the admins more brazen or something? You can give the argument that they're jannies, and I would heavily agree with you, but I feel like in the past they'd just make the pages they didn't like biased and police them like hawks. I am braindead when it comes to the internal workings of Wikipedia other than the fact it's ran by janny trannies, though.
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Terry Davis actually contributed something to society, regardless of if TempleOS was fueled by rampant schizophrenia. Ethanol Liver Ralph is just living proof that you should need to pass an IQ test to boot up a computer.
Wikipedia has been like this for years, lots of stuff on Josh or the Farm's page for instance could be changed but Wikipedia jannies won't accept the source it comes from because it's not verified by a newspaper or some shit.
 
Who is this "ralph" fellow? Sounds like a fag who has a first name for a last name. Probably some insignificant nobody who no ones heard of. Time to close the board guys. No point dedicating this much server space to a literal insignificant bitch.
 
The real question is how the fuck did this fat loser ever get an article in the first place? When I think of major people from GG I think of Sargon and internet Aristocrat. Ralph was never really got the big attention Sargon or people near him got.
 
Deathfromabove said:
The real question is how the fuck did this fat loser ever get an article in the first place? When I think of major people from GG I think of Sargon and internet Aristocrat. Ralph was never really got the big attention Sargon or people near him got.
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Sargon had a 20 year plan and a suit. Ralph can't even fit in a suit.
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Ethan Ralph Is 5'1 said:
What an absolute autistic femcel.
Imagine spending your most fertile years sweeping it up on Wikipedia, making sure that information and speech you disapprove of is removed from sight.
Luckily Molly (((Weiss))) will never reproduce and her efforts to censor the internet will be buried by time and dust.

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Websites change, but the platonic ideal of a janny always remains, the broom in perpetual motion since time immemorial, sweeping wrongthink for all eternity.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Now I think this is an important question. Can Ralph beat Hotwheels in a fight? Hotwheels is a tiny cripple with glass bones and is morbidly obese but Ralph has never ever won a fight in his life. I'm putting it at a tossup honestly.

I think it comes down to if Hotwheels gets his chair. If he gets his chair Ralph is fucked because he takes heavy damage from getting hit by vehicles, without his chair Ralph can fall on him and crush the little guy with his gunt. I guess if the little nugget can call in his yappy dog if its a government approved therapy dog but if Ralph has a rope or an oven its a moot point.

Honestly it's a Rocky Marciano vs Muhammad Ali situation, but retarded.
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It's probably like a kid playing soldier with two jelly donuts, only one is twice as fat as the other
 
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