🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Harry Morris - Ralph openly shits on Pantsu’s father and sister over alleged behind the scenes drama on Twitter

[Scout Trooper]

You've become a lazy cuckold,
Lost in your own world,
While the rest of us are working,
You're just a useless swirl.

It's true, Ralph the useless swirl is a cuck!

 

[Glowie]

We will take good care of him.

So New Zealand? Send gunt to the jungle

 

[SargonF00t]

So New Zealand? Send gunt to the jungle

Nah, Australia

 

[Glowie]

Nah, Australia

Send him to the desert, after finding him there look between sweaty gunt folds for new growing cultures.

 

[not william stenchever]

Why does Ralph inspire so many musical contributions from people?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Why does Ralph inspire so many musical contributions from people?

It's a sektur tradition going all the way back to the kumite. This is what it's like being at the top of the sektur.

 

[Mango Cobra]

It's a sektur tradition going all the way back to the kumite. This is what it's like being at the top of the sektur.

Some of those songs are really catchy too. Still a fan of the songs making fun of Donga

 

[SargonF00t]

Some of those songs are really catchy too. Still a fan of the songs making fun of Donga

I will forever associate the term "dead air" with Tonka

 

[ulsterscotsman]

I will forever associate the term "dead air" with Tonka

I say Woah Kemosabe... dead air...

 

[Art School Admissions]

I say Woah Kemosabe... dead air...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ni6Bjgq9jsY

Man I miss those days. When lolcows were lolcows and not horrorcows.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Send him to that horrifying camp on Nauru where they dump the boat people. Or the bit of Papua New Guinea where that one cannibal tribe lives, they could eat for weeks on whisky-infused fatted pork. I bet his liver's like foie gras at this point.

 

[Art School Admissions]

Send him to that horrifying camp on Nauru where they dump the boat people. Or the bit of Papua New Guinea where that one cannibal tribe lives, they could eat for weeks on whisky-infused fatted pork. I bet his liver's like foie gras at this point.

When the “long pork” becomes just pork.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

When the “long pork” becomes just pork.

Speaking of which, I can way too easily imagine Ralph butchering this Longpigs song at karaoke, dedicating it to his favorite equine pedophile:

 

[Obscura539]

Did Harry really bitch slap Ethan into silence? Ever since he released the domestic violence video Ralph has been awfully quiet about Mr. Morris. It really makes you wonder what else Harry might have access to.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Did Harry really bitch slap Ethan into silence? Ever since he released the domestic violence video Ralph has been awfully quiet about Mr. Morris. It really makes you wonder what else Harry might have access to.

I can imagine there's some video on Meigh's phone that shows a slurring Ralph saying "I learned from my daddy Ronnie that when you hit a woman, you always hit her clothes so she don't show no bruising."

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I think the best part about all this is Ralph was so drunk and pilled out he doesn’t even know what Harry can bring out against him so Ralph in his Portugal heroic moment is just taking the dive and hopes Harry will see him as the fat retarded baby he is and feels sympathy. Seems to be working. Harry win. Ralph lost. Lost so bad he’s barely streaming or being entertaining. What’s going on with Ralph who fucking knows because after Harry tossed a nuke at him Ralph has been running scared.

 

[Nod Flenders]

I think the best part about all this is Ralph was so drunk and pilled out he doesn’t even know what Harry can bring out against him so Ralph in his Portugal heroic moment is just taking the dive and hopes Harry will see him as the fat retarded baby he is and feels sympathy. Seems to be working. Harry win. Ralph lost. Lost so bad he’s barely streaming or being entertaining. What’s going on with Ralph who fucking knows because after Harry tossed a nuke at him Ralph has been running scared.

The Gunt is a walking L.

 

[deeman]

I can imagine there's some video on Meigh's phone that shows a slurring Ralph saying "I learned from my daddy Ronnie that when you hit a woman, you always hit her clothes so she don't show no bruising."

Maybe that is what he is trying to say on said fictitious video but all we hear is

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The Gunt is a walking L.

He is walking but only because he does not have a car.

 

[deeman]

He is walking but only because he does not have a car.

Luckily it's only downhill for him. He can roll down.