🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Harry Morris - Ralph openly shits on Pantsu’s father and sister over alleged behind the scenes drama on Twitter

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Is Ralph a fat crybaby and a piece of shit for doxxing a random woman’s job!

  • Yes, the rage piggy is

    Votes: 1,194 75.4%
  • No, he’s a RALPHAMALE!

    Votes: 389 24.6%

  • Total voters
    1,583
We all must remember it wasn’t Meigh that went on video boasting to the world a love of ass it was Ralph that would - and did - eat shit out of someone’s ass on video, He most certainly does have a verified fetish and I think Napoleon had a fetish for the stink of shit, perhaps it comes with small man syndrome because they are always walking around people with their head at everyone else’s ass level - like dogs.

Ralph also said “ I will have nothing else to write or say about Amanda, Jolene, or Harry as long as I live. “ now that’s a real fantasy.
He is an ass man. But, normally, ass men like how it looks like and not what is inside of it

Even for Ralph this is low. And yet:


How low can he go?
To Australia
 
i'd give him 36 hours until he starts huffing petrol with them
You do know why Abos have different sized nostrils? One for petrol and one for diesel. Nah, the chromers would get him whacked on metho and whatever shit brand of spraypaint is so cheap they dont put bitterants in it.
 
i'd give him 36 hours until he starts huffing petrol with them
That long, eh?

Remember that video recorded outside at an event when, within five seconds of meeting, some rando asked Ralph if he wanted to do meth and Ralph immediately said yes? I’ve never laughed so hard at a video that didn’t involve fat people falling down or breaking chairs.


Do NOT try to tell me they were smoking dabs, not meth. Nobody likes a buzzkill.
 
Yikes Ralph you are a scumbag.
You're mean one mister Ralph.
Your heart of full of fat.
You behave like a twat.
Your penis looks like a clit.
Three words to describe you are and I quote.
"Big fat gunt!"

I can't remember all the Seuss lyrics that well. Just ones that I can describe Ralph in Rhyme
 
You're mean one mister Ralph.
Your heart of full of fat.
You behave like a twat.
Your penis looks like a clit.
Three words to describe you are and I quote.
"Big fat gunt!"

I can't remember all the Seuss lyrics that well. Just ones that I can describe Ralph in Rhyme
You're a gay one, Mr. Ralph
You really really SUCK
A Mexican plowed your wife's ass
And you watched it like a cuck
Mr. Rallllllllph
 
You're a gay one, Mr. Ralph
You really really SUCK
A Mexican plowed your wife's ass
And you watched it like a cuck
Mr. Rallllllllph
You’re a gross one, Ethan Ralph
Your floor is storing piss
There’s no wonder your kids don’t love you, you embarrassing piggy biiitch
They wouldn’t look up to you if you made it to five and a half feet taaallllllll
 
ChatGPT to the rescue:


ChatGPT

(Verse 1)
You're a mean one, Ralph,
You really are a sleaze,
You're as dirty as they come,
And as lazy as can be.

You never lift a finger,
To help around the house,
Just sitting on the sofa,
Like a lazy, lousy spouse.

(Chorus)
Oh, Ralph, you're a sorry sight,
With your unkempt hair so wild,
You're a lazy, dirty, lazy cuckold,
And it's clear you're in denial.

(Verse 2)
You're always making messes,
Never cleaning up a thing,
Leaving crumbs on the floor,
No energy, no caring.

You're a master of excuses,
Avoiding work with flair,
While everyone else is toiling,
You're chilling without a care.

(Chorus)
Oh, Ralph, you're a sorry sight,
With your unkempt hair so wild,
You're a lazy, dirty, lazy cuckold,
And it's clear you're in denial.

(Bridge)
But Ralph, what happened to you?
You used to be so kind,
Now you're careless and neglectful,
Leaving all of us behind.

(Verse 3)
You're no longer a partner,
Just a shadow of a man,
Too busy with your vices,
To fulfill your duties as planned.

You've become a lazy cuckold,
Lost in your own world,
While the rest of us are working,
You're just a useless swirl.

(Chorus)
Oh, Ralph, you're a sorry sight,
With your unkempt hair so wild,
You're a lazy, dirty, lazy cuckold,
And it's clear you're in denial.

(Outro)
So, Ralph, let's turn this around,
Rediscover your true worth,
No longer a dirty, lazy cuckold,
But a partner with rebirth.

It's time to clean up your act,
And be the man you used to be,
No more excuses, no more slack,
Let's set you free and see!

Edit due a minor tweak. Also, if there anyone willing to make an AI generated voice to sing this, it would be very funny
 
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