Feaser
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jul 2, 2023
Maybe she'll start a show and stream snipe Ralph so we can get them together again
🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Harry Morris - Ralph openly shits on Pantsu’s father and sister over alleged behind the scenes drama on Twitter
- Thread starter Climaxing Sunset
- Start date
-
Want to keep track of this thread?
Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
Create account
- Joined
- Sep 17, 2021
Honestly, I don't believe a goddamn word that's been written or said by Ralph. Ralph's reliability and credibility is below that of the weatherman, a horoscope, Chinese fortune cookie and a magic 8 ball. It isn't Amanda telling us about all this shit, it's shit she supposedly told Ralph. Even if we give May the benefit of the doubt and say that she did tell Ethan these things and didn't embellish or even outright fabricate parts, even if May is being a true and honest woman, the information is still being filtered and presented through the alcoholic, drug-addled mind of Ethan Oliver Ralph.
I don't know what is and is not true, all I know is that I can't trust Gunt any farther than I could throw his fat ass without the use of a trebuchet.
I don't know what is and is not true, all I know is that I can't trust Gunt any farther than I could throw his fat ass without the use of a trebuchet.
Do they always leave him? and does he usually jump from one relationship to the next? I’m still semi-new to Ralph lore, only been following on and off for about 6 months now but from what I know, there was Kat (didn’t know about her until you just told me), Nora the ex-wife, Adrienne, Faith and Pantsu.Ralph's first ever girlfriend Kat, who he dated while dropping out of college, he met via IRC IIRC so, also from the Internet. Like Nora, she also realized gunt was a deadbeat and her life has drastically improved since leaving him. She now works for a cruise line and makes good money while getting to travel the world for free essentially. Basically living the dream life Ethan wished he had.
Other than all the negresses he was trying to lure from twitter to his momma's house, there's been no other women in his life romantically than the one's we know about.
SpergioLeonne
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Feb 7, 2022
That covers like more than ten years, though
How many of them were long-term? We know Faith wasn’t. Pantsu was (3 years). IDK about Kat, Adrienne or Nora. From watching 90 Day Fiancée, I know that, once your significant other gets a visa, you have to marry them within 90 days. So I could see that being a relationship that moved very fast.
SpergioLeonne
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Feb 7, 2022
I don’t remember when the Nora saga began, or if it was already in the background before he actually started streaming? Some Ralphalore expert will have to correct me, but she ended when he went to jail for hitting the cop because he had to plea for a felony and that meant he couldn’t go to the UK, right?
Long term for Ralph is like a year or two. Nobody can ride that wild hog for longer
- Joined
- Apr 23, 2018
I don't understand why so many people are so wrapped up in Ralph being a piece of shit, of course he is. You think you know how much of a piece of shit he is, you aren't even close. He's utter trash, he's one of the worst people short of being a convicted pedo in this '"sektor" That shit is boring. All of the people caught up in his orbit are caught up in this shit willingly. Ralph is one of the most entertaining scumbags around, you literally never know what his next move is going ot be, but you can bet it's gonna be funny. Rosy getting caught up in this is sad, be glad when it's more about him going at PPP or Harry, or even warski.
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
She was also trying to suck up to the Ralphapig by giving him ammo on her parents.
At least with Rozy out of this it's funnier. I mean it's only marginally better she's with Meigh instead, but at least there's a chance there are other actually responsible adults involved now.
- Joined
- Jun 13, 2016
Ironically anything that might ensure May stays offline, and away from online content creation forever, is actually doing her a huge favor.
May just never clicking on Twitter, discord, rumble or telegram ever again would be the smartest decision for her future. Ralph is utterly powerless if she just ignores the tiny rage pig niche and nopes out of the retard sphere
- Joined
- Sep 28, 2022
at this point dick and nick aren't the types who have to disavow people, they're the kind of sleazebag perverts that get disavowed by others.
- Joined
- Nov 30, 2014
They, alongside Ralph are like the sediment that has settled at the bottom of the septic tank that is the Sektor.
- Joined
- Jul 5, 2019
He and Nora met when she was 17, I'm fairly certain their first time meeting in person was when Ralph went to the UK and visited Sargon and Milo during the height of GooberGrape. They wed shortly after and she took the "editor in chief" role when he went to jail and maintained the website until Lane Davis, one of their (unpaid) contributors, went crazy and killed his dad, which was when the site basically shut down. They probably separated much earlier but announced the divorce in February 2020, which was also the time when he was grooming Faith and chatting up Ade.
She visited him maybe a dozen times at most, staying for about two weeks per trip, so ultimately even though they were married for a few years, probably only spent about six months total together in person.
- Joined
- Nov 9, 2021
It totally makes sense that his daughter will take the word of a drunk, rage-filled, pill popping internet retard she never met over that of the people that raised her and cared for her for years. He’s such a dummy dumb.
- Joined
- Feb 4, 2020
True - he can sniff them out like a human bloodhound.
However, we know a lot of Faiths stories about trauma were lies. You only have to see her old freaky faith tweets about getting raped in Disney land to realise that. The horse also has questionable stories - like that guy who she claims tried to kidnap her. I think Ralph further twists this stuff to use it as ammunition.
- Joined
- Jun 13, 2016
I think the stories are a two way street thing. Ralph sees himself as this epic character worthy of a biography. This means any woman hanging out with Ralph, in person or online, would have to listen to him drone on about all his escapades, adventures, drama, etc…he would never stfu about Ralphamale.
The only time he wouldn’t be reflecting in his delusional glory is when he’s busy seething about online feuds and slights.
The women in turn cannot talk about any similar escapades (drugs, sex, e-celebs) because then Ralph will seethe they are a whore. The only option they have to tell stories about their past to Ralph, that he will like, seems to be damsel in distress, victim, rape drama stuff. Given the history Ralph seems to really like hearing about his girlfriends being raped and molested and seems to encourage them to give him all the deets.
But in the end the only life stories Ralph want to hear from women are how terrible their life was until Ralph came along. Ralph the outlaw hero, his girlfriends the abused and raped unfortunates who now can bath in his reflected glory and thank their gunted hero for being rescued.
Ralph was going to rescue Nora from her awful strict religious family. Ralph rescued Adrienne Blair from abusive ass-napkins and tried to move into her apt. and save her from drug addiction by eating all her Xanax. He rescued poor abused, molested teen Faith from her mean parents. He rescued May from a life of digi-troon anime degeneracy.
It’s narrative Ralph insists be trotted out for every girlfriend.
- Joined
- Sep 28, 2022
maybe stealing her pills is what ultimately made her get that restraining order against him lmao
she put up with the ass napkins dude for a while, so i don't think the hollering from the ralphahog was too much for her to bear. but if he put his hands on her drug supply? that's a big "THE FUN ENDS HERE!" thing with junkies.
- Joined
- Jun 12, 2021
- Joined
- May 14, 2021
Spoken like a true passive aggressive pissy little bitch. But then again this is a middle aged man TWEETING about his second failed marriage to strangers so it tracks with the RagePig brand.
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2020
Relax everyone.
There can be no doubt a few highly qualified self-debasing “women” have already approached Ralph offering to relieve him from his lonely existence.
3rd time a charm Ralph. Make it so. Kids and all. Should we expect anything less?
I’d give it 4-8 weeks before the new Hog Queen
Will be coronated. To celebrate; a bowling championship shall be made in her honor.
There can be no doubt a few highly qualified self-debasing “women” have already approached Ralph offering to relieve him from his lonely existence.
3rd time a charm Ralph. Make it so. Kids and all. Should we expect anything less?
I’d give it 4-8 weeks before the new Hog Queen
Will be coronated. To celebrate; a bowling championship shall be made in her honor.
- Joined
- Nov 26, 2016
>A life full of troons and a childless existence
Kind of like yours, Ethan.
Tap that Keffussy already.