🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Harry Morris - Ralph openly shits on Pantsu’s father and sister over alleged behind the scenes drama on Twitter

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

You might not be able to Abort the Retort, but as it turns out, you can Export the Retort.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Holy fucking shit! You have the official Gunt-Chan shirt! You've got the Kid Diddler hat! You've even got the first gunt reveal shirt! It's like I died and went to gunt heaven, then the gunt god said it wasn't my time and sent me back to a gunt museum on earth!

Indiana Jones said it best, this shit belongs in a museum.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

How sad a ball washing faggot do you have to be to do this?

 

[Garth]

Imagine getting autism stickers for pointing out you shouldn't trash your kids on the internet.
You people are fucking amazing lol.
Not even mad.

Imagine caring about stickers.

Do you have any idea where you are you stupid nigger?

 

[HackerX]

In the hypothetical reality that Sandra's urn gets up/stays up on eBay, what's the selling price? $500 minimum?

And in the ultimate reality, the guy who bought the Sonic totem from Chris gets the ashes, then performs some sort of merge-related ritual.

 

[Beef Elemental]

Real talk: Ralph said the ashes are in Richmond and I believe him. Sandra's sister, who Ralph never mentions because I'm sure she absolutely despises him, surely would have been the one to handle the remains because everyone including Ralph knows he isn't a responsible adult capable of handling normal life tasks like burying your fucking mother.

 

[Jack Awful]

How sad a ball washing faggot do you have to be to do this?

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You're sure owning harry by paying him hundreds of dollars.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Oh my fuck, this is fucking mint Gunt memorabilia. The Kid Diddler hat is a Gunt lore key item tied to that broke dick faggot Joshua Conner Moon,the Gunt shirt is a fucking horcux that needs to be destroyed, the cowboy hat needs to be framed, the Chris-chan shirt is a super rare cross over item.
That's a hell of a collection you've got there Harry.

 

[AltisticRight]

You're sure owning harry by paying him hundreds of dollars.

And doxing yourself... I mean, your "agent".

 

[Lammy]

holy shit this is the funniest thing i have seen on this site since jace's FICTIONAL JUGGALO BEATDOWN
deagle nation is my personal peak of comedy, but at this rate, i think there is a very real chance that ralph's life will be the funniest story i've ever witnessed by the end of his run

 

[Noproblemo]

Some of these bids are insane, $300 for a broken bow? Ralph should've been selling to the alogs.

 

[Journoscum]

I am tempted to bid on the kid diddler hat but I have no desire to explain Ralph or the sektor to my wife. Suffering.

 

[An automatic clown]

How sad a ball washing faggot do you have to be to do this?

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That's the guy who took Ralph (and Pantsu ?) Out to a steak dinner and footed the bill. Unironically a huge fan of the keeelstream

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

I don't know what the state or federal laws are on human remains. BUT HE HAS TO AUCTION THE URN. Or maybe divvy it up. Get 1/100th of the ashes, what a deal!

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Or yeah, as suggested in this thread a few posts ago: ashes into those keepsake jewels. Sandra necklaces and bracelets.

 

[Easy lasagna recipes]

Selling Ralph's belongings like this is kind of a dick move imo

But at the same time, seeing the kid diddler hat on ebay for $200 is such a sight to behold

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Selling Ralph's belongings like this is kind of a dick move imo

"everything's fair game"

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I just want Harry to take a pic of the urn.

 

[acme]

I don't know what the state or federal laws are on human remains. BUT HE HAS TO AUCTION THE URN. Or maybe divvy it up. Get 1/100th of the ashes, what a deal!

if dime bags of the ashes are sold i promise to get one and snort a line

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Let me know if he starts selling the gunt's truck.