🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph vs Boogie2988 - Battle of the Gunts

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Surely this fight will happen, right?

  • You bet your gunt it will!

    Votes: 47 12.9%

  • When pigs can fly.

    Votes: 316 87.1%
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Butwhythough said:
This would be the best timeline.

I think if boogie were to get mad and put his full weight behind his punch, Ralph would go down like a sack of potatoes, hell if the wind is strong enough, that'd knock Ralph down.

ETA: is Boogie allowed to bring a gun lol
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I have no idea lol Boogie keeps changing his story on if he is a felon or not.

He claims often he is a felon now because of pleading out for aggravated assault with a firearm claiming he is now a felon with 2 years probation... he ALSO claimed at the beginning it was just a deferred judgement, that because he plead early he has 2 years where if he doesn't do anything, it will be removed from his record.

He only claims he's a felon when talking about guns though. He travelled out of state for a convention there without issue last month and is speaking to Ralph who is also a felon so... I have no idea lol
Freeman said:
Boogie will not do any of that, anyone who follows him knows it's all bullshit, especially him saying he'll lose weight for it, the fat fuck .
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Yeah, Boogie won't do anything of the sort at all.

I get people like speculating on the fight and who might win it... it's Ralph. Ralph is fat and pathetic. Boogie is fatter and more pathetic. Boogie claims he has thrown a single punch in all of his life and that insta-one shot someone. No one believes him.

Boogie has to be cleared by a Doctor and boxing coach. Boogie has been immobile for the last 20-30 years. Ralph at least has been in fights, even if he does poorly. It will take Boogie a year before he's even in the position to TRAIN to box and then it'll be 6 months before he's in any shape to be in a boxing ring. By that point, either Boogie or Ralph will be dead.
Noproblemo said:
Didn't boogie lose 80% of his stomach volume? How has he gotten fatter than before?
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Boogie at his "prime" in Youtube was like 550+lbs. He finally got surgery to cut out most of his stomach but that was 4 years ago and by this point, most of it will have stretched out again to be near the same size again. He went down to about 330lbs (if I remember correctly) after the surgery. He now claims he JUST went over 400lbs for the first time recently but is already under it again by dropping to 387lbs.

People have been mocking Boogie for clearly being over 400lbs for over a year now, he's probably about 450lbs at the moment. He refuses to do any weigh ins or anything.

He claims his Doctor already told him he has to lose a minimum of 100lbs before he'd think about clearing him.

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He basically put on the weight by eating a lot and not exercising. The exact same thing that made him fat to start with. Even he admits he beat the surgery thoroughly. He claims he only got to this weight because his wife left him 2 months after his weight loss surgery and claims this along with being trolled had made him suicidal. He then claims he had planned to kill himself in July 2019 so he was "eating to die" and just trying to enjoy his last few months. He then claimed he decided not to kill himself in 2019 because he took a bunch of drugs and that made him beat his PTSD and depression. He has ballooned since then, also he is claiming he still has PTSD and depression.

He's all over the fucking place with his lies and reasoning. The main through point is he wants to let everyone know, it's definitely not his fault, it's his wife's fault for leaving him, it's his friends' fault for all abandoning him, it's the trolls' faults for picking on him, it's Frank Hassle's fault for coming to his house, etc.
 
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I see a lot of you talking about how Boogie has this fight in the bag but I think there is one edge that Ethan Ralph has that will make him a shoe in, his willingness to do a lot of drugs. If Ralph takes the chad alpha move of taking a lot of steroids obtained from the internet he will destroy Boogie. Everyone knows that steroid technology has improved ten fold in the past few years and there are numerous google search results that back up my claim. The best part is that Ralph won't even have to work out, the roids will do that for him!

Oh I sure do hope Ralph doesn't take a bunch of steroids and beats the shit out of boogie for all to see. It would upset me so much. Please Ralph, reconsider for all of our feelings.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I see a lot of you talking about how Boogie has this fight in the bag but I think there is one edge that Ethan Ralph has that will make him a shoe in, his willingness to do a lot of drugs. If Ralph takes the chad alpha move of taking a lot of steroids obtained from the internet he will destroy Boogie. Everyone knows that steroid technology has improved ten fold in the past few years and there are numerous google search results that back up my claim. The best part is that Ralph won't even have to work out, the roids will do that for him!

Oh I sure do hope Ralph doesn't take a bunch of steroids and beats the shit out of boogie for all to see. It would upset me so much. Please Ralph, reconsider for all of our feelings.
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His heart would explode.
 
Ralph gets his ass beat every so often but there is no way he would willingly show up to a fight.
He is a bitch just like his father and his grandfather.
 
What fucking back alley dr is going to clear either one of them to fight.
 
Boogie and his doctor have laid out a roadmap of excuses:



Boogie claims the high-road because he buys American (prostitutes):

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Boogie comes out swinging:
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Ralph and Boogie both channeling the same wrasslin' promos:
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Boogie still has smaller tits than Ralph. Boogie and the twitter cripples have a huge early lead in the online bantz:

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Butwhythough said:
On a MATI stream Null said that boogie went on the killstream and acted just like the rest of the crew. Null compared him to a chameleon, boogie fit right in so he might not be as sensitive as he puts on.
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That's just because he's so mentally weak that he'll submit to the boundaries of whatever social environment he's currently in. If he was in a call with a bunch of juggalos he'd start imitating them, too.

In other words, a poser.
 
AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
That's just because he's so mentally weak that he'll submit to the boundaries of whatever social environment he's currently in. If he was in a call with a bunch of juggalos he'd start imitating them, too.

In other words, a poser.
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It's not just submitting, Boogie usually has a pathological need to be liked so he projects what he thinks will get the job done.
 
Granted, the fight will never happen. However, this could be the best thing to happen in a loooooooong time for both sows. Both have declining audiences, and both are making much less than they did in their "heyday". Also, while both are fat, lazy, grotesqueries their online personas are almost diametric opposites. It's like both were designed to be mocked, ridiculed, trolled, and hated by the others fans.


If either one was smart enough I'd expect this to be a no-shit 90,s style wrestling work.
 
I highly doubt this fight happens at all. 2 notorious bitch out kings. If somehow it does pop off, my money is on Ralph. As funny as it would be to see Boogie win over Ralph, and as much of a bitch that Ralph is, at least Ralph isn't afraid of confrontation and has been in fights before. Boogie has probably never thrown a punch at another person in his life and is clearly not a fighter. I also give Ralph the edge in body conditioning, but thats like saying dipping your fries in milkshake is healthier than dipping them in mayo.
 
Noproblemo said:
Didn't boogie lose 80% of his stomach volume? How has he gotten fatter than before?
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A gastric band is a surgical treatment for obesity. It is the laziest way for a person to lose weight. They aren't overcoming their addiction to eating, only finding a temporary solution.
 
Pee Wee Herman said:
A gastric band is a surgical treatment for obesity. It is the laziest way for a person to lose weight. They aren't overcoming their addiction to eating, only finding a temporary solution.
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the death fats will also continue eating so much afterwards their stomachs expand again so they can gain the weight back
 
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