💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Alex Hogendorp]

There are people who genuinely thought Elon and Trump would make a fourth reich and bring whiteness back to America.

Also I don't know if this was posted but Elon is so cringeworthy

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I've seen this meme long before Elon Musk posted it. But it's so hilarious that he did. What's so ironic about this is that Elon has the mind of a cultist and his cult would accept anything by Elon which would include sterilization and genocide and because it's by Elon Musk, they'll be okay with it. A mentality often seen in Nazi Germany with the brainwashed germans.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

In terms of prestige this project has gone from Doge of Venice to NAFO fella memes.

Like a famous couturier gamely designing lunch lady uniforms, he could take this project on and amaze everyone with his earnestness and innovation. But it’s unlikely that his incorrigible ego and the finicky nature of his autism will allow him to do so.

 

[Blamo2000]

There are people who genuinely thought Elon and Trump would make a fourth reich and bring whiteness back to America.

Hopium is a hell of a drug.

Also I don't know if this was posted but Elon is so cringeworthy

Did Elon needed to explain the comic? He did so much Ketamine he turned into a Fox News/Facebook Boomer. So much for the "IRL Tony Stark".

 

[Duke Nukem]

Elon thinks Biden invented other genders

This dumbass graph has many layers to make fun of it depending where on the political spectrum you're on

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It vaguely resembles a cock and balls, which is strangely suitable considering the subject.

So I guess Mr. Musk no longer has any responsibility or pressure to cut down on Pentagon/Military spending (where he butters some of his bread), the biggest source of waste for the Federal Government. Not that I thought that was ever going to happen anyway.

He's a rich clown with no accountability to anyone but Elon Musk.

Hopium is a hell of a drug.


Did Elon needed to explain the comic? He did so much Ketamine he turned into a Fox News/Facebook Boomer. So much for the "IRL Tony Stark".

Less Iron Man, more Lead Lad.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Also I don't know if this was posted but Elon is so cringeworthy

I guess Elon doesn't know where lamb and mutton come from. The sheep would likely find the wolf the lesser threat if they knew what man had in store for them.

 

[Blamo2000]

I guess Elon doesn't know where lamb and mutton come from. The sheep would likely find the wolf the lesser threat if they knew what man had in store for them.

Actually in this context the comic, and Elon says "I want to exploit you, I don't want the other guy to benefit from you."

Hmm, Interesting.

 

[Queesechake]

Listening to Dittmann in a space right now. At this point even if I saw the German guy on a live stream sounding exactly like Musk I wouldn't believe that Dittmann isn't Musk.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Elon promised robotaxis in San Antonio by June and unsupervised FSD nation-wide by end of year and said that car companies are asking about their FSD software.

I swear he's just sucking up to Trump to get a pardon for when he gets nailed for securities fraud

 

[Laughing Putin]

I think I have figured it out: Adrian Dittman is someone hired by Elon Musk to sound exactly like Elon so that people will think he is smarter than he really is. How can you tell the difference? Adrian is intelligent and is always well-spoken. Elon has shit for brains and can't utter a complete sentence without stuttering to save his life.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Elon promised robotaxis in San Antonio by June and unsupervised FSD nation-wide by end of year and said that car companies are asking about their FSD software.

I swear he's just sucking up to Trump to get a pardon for when he gets nailed for securities fraud

you mean like how there was supposed to be a hyperloop during the obama administration?

 

[Executive Petrel]

Elon being the guy who makes accounts pretending to be his kid, likely as a pr stunt shows how much of a shitty parent Elon is. He's so out of touch with his children he treats them like property and abuses them.

He takes X Æ-12 X everywhere like a fucking handpuppet.

 

[AnOminous]

LOL Musk got fucked. I cannot wait to see Musk crash out. It'll be great. Absolutely great.

I am looking forward to when Trump does his ritual humiliation thing like he did with John Bolton (and continued by taking away his security detail). I have always hated that bloody handed walrus looking old nutty fruitcake neocon retard.

Imagine Musk's narc rage if Trump actually finally has it with his spergy, cringy bullshit and publicly fucks with him instead of just shunting him off to the side like he's currently doing.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

Elon thinks Biden invented other genders

This dumbass graph has many layers to make fun of it depending where on the political spectrum you're on

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I reckon Musk's giving Biden too much credit there, kek.

 

[AnOminous]

What's so ironic about this is that Elon has the mind of a cultist and his cult would accept anything by Elon which would include sterilization and genocide and because it's by Elon Musk, they'll be okay with it.

You VILL get ze brain chip! You VILL drive ze spergmobile!

 

[Executive Petrel]

Soon, the left will use the "govern me harder daddy" meme on us.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Trump fucking Musk hinges on Musk not having shit on Trump would be my guess. But you need to give Trump credit where credit is due; he knows how to fight dirty. Old school. I'm not sure these Gen-X/Millenial techbros like Musk do, to that degree.

Unrelated to that I'm astonished how many "fuck the feds/deepstate/elite" professional individualists/rebels turned into unquestioning bootlickers overnight. I'm getting second hand embarassment just from watching.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Soon, the left will use the "govern me harder daddy" meme on us.

There's no need, you retards are already calling Trump "daddy".

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

He takes X Æ-12 X everywhere like a fucking handpuppet.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=I-xpYCgUi_8

He's using his kid as a human shield. He's afraid of being Luigi's Mansioned considering how deservedly hated he is.

 

[The Hardest R]

This is similar to what corruption happens at the state and city levels too where there's contracts awarded for public construction works and then midway into the job they keep asking for budget hikes while the road sits closed. Its a racket.
To be fair, stuff like this also happens at the business levels but the scale is smaller due to actual cash limitations.

Yeah this is standard operating procedure for low bid government projects: someone puts in just enough to vaguely meet specifications and then halfway through change orders the fuck out of it. Rarely are low bid government projects actually the lowest cost options. But accepting anything other than low bids causes Fudds to shit their nappies in anger about “wasteful” government spending, so they’ll support policies that result in higher costs. Not too bright and it’s perfect for hucksters like Elon to suck up more government gibs.

It’s wild that he thinks people are that stupid. But now I’m questioning. Are they? Am I just optimistic and people are really so dumb they’d accept this meme at face value?

Yes? This is the same people who think winning 49.8% of the popular vote vs. 48.3% is a landslide victory.

In terms of prestige this project has gone from Doge of Venice to NAFO fella memes.

There was never a chance DOGE was going to be anything of value. It was a bauble that got tossed Elon and Vivek Ramastreetshitter’s way to distract them. Unfortunately the Trump team didn't realize how utterly autistic and incompetent those chucklefucks were so they sent the jeet packing and are now trying to find a way to boot Musk to the curb. Only reason why that hasn’t happened yet is Musk was more directly responsible for Trump’s victory so they have to find a way to let him go without him causing a $400+ billion meltdown.

This is where my inner tankie emerges to say it’s utterly absurd there’s someone worth over $400 billion. The libertardian philosophy gets proven wrong every time Elon opens his mouth.

 

[Mystery Spy]

Then if you go to that departments website it is not about cutting government spending. It is about doing boring bureaucratic government stuff. https://www.usds.gov/

"Sec. 3. DOGE Structure. (a) Reorganization and Renaming of the United States Digital Service. The United States Digital Service is hereby publicly renamed as the United States DOGE Service (USDS) and shall be established in the Executive Office of the President."

I’m sure Elon was salivating at the thought of doing to the government what he did to Twitter—massive firings, employees forced to bow to him, absolute power over government workers, and people on the internet applauding him for it.

I’m not defending the current bureaucracy, but giving Musk unchecked authority to fire government employees would have been a disaster. There’s no way he wouldn’t have power tripped.

What he really wanted was massive, unchecked power over the government. The only reason his employees overlook his blatant abuses is because they’re more interested in the money or career boost that comes from being associated with Tesla or SpaceX than in holding him accountable. Trump was wise to bring him down to earth.