💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family
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she wouldn't do such an unchristly thing, he raped her.
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That is a LOT of drugs doing basically the same things. One drug fine but that many have to be as bad as being on something heavy like an anti-psychotic. Literally a different person.
Norstein Bekkler
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The first is just Lexapro and is the basic bitch SSRI that they prescribe to anyone who even says "I'm depressed". Hydroxyzine the same for anxiety and you're supposed to take it when you're actively having a panic attack.
None of these pills are really hardcore, they're all incredibly mild. If they were throwing shit like Risperdal at him that would be concerning. This is just the basic cocktail they throw at anyone with depression/anxiety until they figure out what works. Walk into any psych office and they'll walk you out with like 8 prescriptions.
Not defending the guy, barely even know who he is outside of that Jack Murphy clip, just giving some insight from a medical perspective.
Laughing Putin
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So their latest argument is, Elijah was in fact chosen and pushed by the Deep State and shoved down our throats, but now he's rebelling against his handlers! That's why you need to support him more than ever, even though he's an addict, an abuser, a homosexual pedophile, and all-round degenerate psychotic freak!
Fuck this guy. Lock him up.
Fuck this guy. Lock him up.
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Who's “they” — Elijah and his co-fags?
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Beauty Parlour lolcow Brittany Venti made a video criticizing Elijah's trad grift.
literaldocmd
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Xanax and quetiapine are not first line for anxiety or sleep. This is not at all a "basic cocktail".
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Clips
From April 17ths episode of Slightly Offensive
Elijah opens the show stating that he raped his sleep paralysis demon. Hermes is tasked with killing flies in the studio.
Elijah talks about "Cuban Baddies". Says all women love lying and love chaos. Georgie/SithLordGroyper plays a clip of a monkey eating a banana and says it's Sneako, bringing the Nick Fuentes/Sneako drama to the show under Elijah's nose. The show is increasingly just a Nick Fuentes fan show. Elijah doesn't understand why they're attacking Sneako.
Technical issues then "listening to girls talk to you about God is like listening to girls talk to you about Star Wars...I don't want you to like Star Wars...I want you to like appreciate and watch the movie with me but I don't want you to like talk to me about the lore...I want you to follow God by shutting the fuck up and making my food and being home".
Elijah says that the only appropriate involvement from girls in "archetypical, like, myth making is at the conferences where they sell merch like cosplaying as slutty versions of the characters...we need girls in underwear being like Galadriel but she's 19 and in underwear". Goes on to bring the pedophile allegations against him into it somehow.
Elijah draws life lessons from Star Wars. Relates it to his divorce, says he "got into podcasting for Jesus Christ and it kinda turned me into an angry person in a lot of ways." Brings it back to women being sluts. Elijah claims he learned to write in dwarfish as a child.
More Star Wars life lessons that turns into an argument over whether or not Storm Troopers were canonically clones or not.
Elijah says his mother was evil at heart and apologized to him for it.
Elijah talks about New York City saying it's beautiful and has a long history. "There's no place I've ever gone to where you can snort coke with an egirl and fuck her and then go to a bodega and get invited to a polycule turn that down and then almost get stabbed by a black guy and then have a jew invite you over to join his political campaign, not saying that's ever happened to me, I'm saying that's a city where shit happens."
Elijah has an impassioned debate about killing homeless people. Elijah's cohost Nicky, seen in the thumbnail here, disagrees with Elijah's THD position leading to Elijah becoming irate with him to the point of mocking and belittling Nicky, "What job have you had that's helped the world? Cause I've helped the world. What have you done?" (around 14m in)
This tense line of questioning leads to a break in the show, as Nicky tries to recover verbally Elijah looks to Georgie and gives him a wink, I think Georgie motions to Elijah at that moment to say he's going to break because the next moment Elijah announces the break. Nicky's face at the announcement says it all:
It's a shame Georgie has figured out how to properly mute all the mics.
Coming back from break Georgie plays an incredibly cringe edit of Nick Fuentes made by a groyper on twitter. Elijah says he doesn't even understand his show anymore. I've made the point before but it bears repeating: Nick is co-opting Elijah's show with the groyper interns he's installed there.
Elijah says that your phone is for work and sexting only. Goes on to claim he claim he rizzed up some women at a bar by saying that he's a misogynist and he's being called a pedophile in divorce court by his wife and the women were turned on, he got phone numbers - "all age groups phone numbers"...........................
Elijah says that women are the same in all generations and then goes on to list a laundry list of stereotypically shallow conceptions of women.
(Kesia right now
) Elijah talks about his divorce lawyer trying to prepare him for everything including false allegations. Elijah's claimed conversations between himself and the lawyer sound more like a conversation with himself, in my opinion.
If Elijah had a nigga, he'd call him king.
Elijah responds to Wyatt directly and pulls Wyatt's tweet up on screen.
(Kesia rn) Elijah speaks to his children directly during his outro.
From April 17ths episode of Slightly Offensive
Elijah opens the show stating that he raped his sleep paralysis demon. Hermes is tasked with killing flies in the studio.
Elijah talks about "Cuban Baddies". Says all women love lying and love chaos. Georgie/SithLordGroyper plays a clip of a monkey eating a banana and says it's Sneako, bringing the Nick Fuentes/Sneako drama to the show under Elijah's nose. The show is increasingly just a Nick Fuentes fan show. Elijah doesn't understand why they're attacking Sneako.
Technical issues then "listening to girls talk to you about God is like listening to girls talk to you about Star Wars...I don't want you to like Star Wars...I want you to like appreciate and watch the movie with me but I don't want you to like talk to me about the lore...I want you to follow God by shutting the fuck up and making my food and being home".
Elijah says that the only appropriate involvement from girls in "archetypical, like, myth making is at the conferences where they sell merch like cosplaying as slutty versions of the characters...we need girls in underwear being like Galadriel but she's 19 and in underwear". Goes on to bring the pedophile allegations against him into it somehow.
Elijah draws life lessons from Star Wars. Relates it to his divorce, says he "got into podcasting for Jesus Christ and it kinda turned me into an angry person in a lot of ways." Brings it back to women being sluts. Elijah claims he learned to write in dwarfish as a child.
More Star Wars life lessons that turns into an argument over whether or not Storm Troopers were canonically clones or not.
Elijah says his mother was evil at heart and apologized to him for it.
Elijah talks about New York City saying it's beautiful and has a long history. "There's no place I've ever gone to where you can snort coke with an egirl and fuck her and then go to a bodega and get invited to a polycule turn that down and then almost get stabbed by a black guy and then have a jew invite you over to join his political campaign, not saying that's ever happened to me, I'm saying that's a city where shit happens."
Elijah has an impassioned debate about killing homeless people. Elijah's cohost Nicky, seen in the thumbnail here, disagrees with Elijah's THD position leading to Elijah becoming irate with him to the point of mocking and belittling Nicky, "What job have you had that's helped the world? Cause I've helped the world. What have you done?" (around 14m in)
This tense line of questioning leads to a break in the show, as Nicky tries to recover verbally Elijah looks to Georgie and gives him a wink, I think Georgie motions to Elijah at that moment to say he's going to break because the next moment Elijah announces the break. Nicky's face at the announcement says it all:
It's a shame Georgie has figured out how to properly mute all the mics.
Coming back from break Georgie plays an incredibly cringe edit of Nick Fuentes made by a groyper on twitter. Elijah says he doesn't even understand his show anymore. I've made the point before but it bears repeating: Nick is co-opting Elijah's show with the groyper interns he's installed there.
Elijah says that your phone is for work and sexting only. Goes on to claim he claim he rizzed up some women at a bar by saying that he's a misogynist and he's being called a pedophile in divorce court by his wife and the women were turned on, he got phone numbers - "all age groups phone numbers"...........................
Elijah says that women are the same in all generations and then goes on to list a laundry list of stereotypically shallow conceptions of women.
(Kesia right now
) Elijah talks about his divorce lawyer trying to prepare him for everything including false allegations. Elijah's claimed conversations between himself and the lawyer sound more like a conversation with himself, in my opinion.If Elijah had a nigga, he'd call him king.
Elijah responds to Wyatt directly and pulls Wyatt's tweet up on screen.
(Kesia rn
) Elijah speaks to his children directly during his outro.
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What an absolute fruity fuckin loser.
That bit about God being like star wars and how women shouldn't have thoughts or feelings on either???
Absolutely autistic homosexual behavior. I hope his wife mind rapes him in court and he never sees his kids again.
That bit about God being like star wars and how women shouldn't have thoughts or feelings on either???
Absolutely autistic homosexual behavior. I hope his wife mind rapes him in court and he never sees his kids again.
Stunner900
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I pray he can only see them behind plated glass.
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Yeah it's not like the Orthodox laity ask for the intercessions of Mary in every service or anything.....
Very Orthodox there, Elijah.
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So does this oddball actually have any following or what? I see his videos has views but then like five comments lol
Lobster Cult High Priest
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Same I hope his wife takes everything making him homeless and then he is executed for being homeless (like he claims to want)
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Most of his viewers are probably ITT.
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This is a good point. Lets put the divorce aside for the sake of argument. Elijah is still in multiple other legal battles and appears to constantly be cycling legal battles even outside of the current, ongoing litigation. Elijah is perpetually one misstep away from losing the shirt off his back but is this quick to castigate the poor?
Very Christ-like, denigrating the poor. It sounds like Elijah's return to Christianity is going well, he's really immersing himself in scripture with those twitter doom scroll posts about exterminating the groups that Christ came to represent
Matthew 8:20
Matthew 19:21-24
Luke 6:20-21
Big update to Denton County Court. Despite Elijah saying he's arguing in the "Texas Supreme Court" and supposedly has the courts on his side, the reality is that the judge has agreed to STAY (not vacate) his original ruling FOR NOW but with a huge caveat. Elijah has to submit to a drug test and psych evaluation before he can see his kids. Drug test will require urine AND nail samples... ORRRRR Kezia is free to do whatever she wants including leaving the country with the children especially to Australia where she's originally from.
Elijah with his gay bear
The gay bear tried to block the person recording from entering the elevator in a public building and failed.
Video will be posted on Brittany Venti's timeline I believe.
Edit: https://x.com/BrittanyXVenti/status/2046640834108363123
Another Edit: A commentator here https://x.com/CurrentRevolt/status/2046669994285523394 suggested the reason Elijah bleached his hair is to beat a potential drug test. There was a gap in streaming between March 14th and April 2nd which he appeared on April 2nd with his hair bleached.
March 14:
April 2nd:
Elijah with his gay bear
The gay bear tried to block the person recording from entering the elevator in a public building and failed.
Video will be posted on Brittany Venti's timeline I believe.
Edit: https://x.com/BrittanyXVenti/status/2046640834108363123
Another Edit: A commentator here https://x.com/CurrentRevolt/status/2046669994285523394 suggested the reason Elijah bleached his hair is to beat a potential drug test. There was a gap in streaming between March 14th and April 2nd which he appeared on April 2nd with his hair bleached.
March 14:
April 2nd:
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Bringing the content, thank you for your service!
I'm clipping up his stream from the weekend and on that note, here is Elijah claiming that Kesia did things that would permit an annulment of their marriage had he pursued it, which he did not. He refuses to specifically say what she allegedly has done for the sake of his children he claims. Also in this clip Elijah lets on that he is already courting his hair dresser. The clip opens with Elijah taking a selfie to send to the hair dresser.
Obviously he means that she cheated on Elijah and the refusal to say because he doesn't want the children to think badly of their mother is obviously him just being dramatic and manipulative because he is obviously saying she cheated. We all know Elijah is a horn dog who can't keep it in his pants, text book manipulative behavior.
BROOO, the gay twink is talking about letting women become lawyers / letting them litigate. I'm going to have to remind you guys that Elijah is being represented by.... not one not two but THREE FEMALE LAWYERS in Denton County Court.
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Elijah has posted a photo of himself and Georgie outside of the court house
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2046710994395930731 | https://archive.ph/wip/LMzst
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2046710994395930731 | https://archive.ph/wip/LMzst
It’s not even the right courthouse. It rained earlier that morning. This is the old Denton County Courthouse so they went to the actual court house together and then decided to do this gay photoshoot together at the old courthouse afterwards.
The actual courthouse
The old courthouse.
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