💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

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Did Elijah Schaffer kill his family?

  • Yes

    Votes: 22 1.7%

  • Yes, also he's gay

    Votes: 1,032 77.8%

  • No

    Votes: 150 11.3%

  • Maybe

    Votes: 123 9.3%
  • Total voters
    1,327
Elijah is late to his return stream but he just posted this in the youtube chat and pinned it:
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I have not seen this posted but maybe I missed it, I'm newer to the thread. He has made $1,325 of the $5,000 asked. The latest donation is from 18 days ago.
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Elijah Schaffer vs the 8th Front​


In January 2026, Elijah Schaffer’s personal life was deliberately made public and weaponized against him. The fallout has created real and ongoing legal exposure and mounting costs that come with defending yourself against a coordinated effort to destroy your career and silence your voice.

This is lawfare. The goal is not justice. The goal is to make the cost of fighting back unbearable.

Funds raised here will be used to cover legal fees, attorney costs, and related expenses tied directly to this situation as it develops. This campaign addresses this specific matter.

Free speech is not free when it costs everything to defend it. Today, it’s him. Tomorrow it could be you. Stand with Elijah. 🇺🇸
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
Stream still hasn't started. Is he getting drunk to psych himself up, or too drunk to start the stream?
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He finally started the countdown video just now. Still at a solid ~70 viewers.
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Elijah has shaved the facial hair down to just the Hitler 'stache
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We've got this guy again, he just called himself a "Sexual patriot" which is a reference I believe to the videos put out by @Vrillify on twitter who uses that term a lot in his meme videos on people like Elijah.
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Nicky Rudd is also present
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Also we see "Georgie", AKA SithLordGroyper
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Notice how cramped the set is and how scuffed it is. There's some kind of equipment poking into the left hand side of the frame. I count three laptops in this one shot. SEVEN in total? Why do any of these idiots need a laptop in front of them other than "Georgie"?
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He says he got one hour of sleep last night (claims it was due to his legal cases, but I suspect it was nose candy) and is already shilling products. Still 69 viewers.

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Hamplanet Fitness said:
He says he got one hour of sleep last night (claims it was due to his legal cases, but I suspect it was nose candy) and is already shilling products. Still 69 viewers.

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supposedly he has 150 on rumble:
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they've got this mixer in the background plugged in for effect lol
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Elijah claims there will be actual guests and promotion just wait TWO. MORE. WEEKS.
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Elijah does a very cringy joke where he shushes everyone while heiling.


Podawful has shown up in the chat with a bunch of his fans
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Podawful was banned for spamming DDOS among other things, Georgie/SithLordGroyper hasn't figured it out...
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the spam continues as the show goes on.
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Elijah has claimed "about 1,500 viewers across platforms" so I also checked twitter and he has over 1400 there. Clearly viewbots since that's nearly all the people who have even seen the tweet. It's got 17 likes but over 1400 viewers and the chat is not moving? Unlikely!
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Follow up on the legal case, got some info that his case has been pushed back a month. Also look at his ear on the Twitter picture. He’s been using facetune on his face.

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CatboyCumDump said:
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What? No such case exists at that level. It’s just the two cases which are both in federal and Palm Beach County. What a turd. Florida is so easy to find cases at all the levels. There’s no “Florida Supreme Court 15th district” either. It’s just the FL Supreme Court. I’d know because I’m actually in this state. What the 15th actually is is the 15th Judicial Circuit Court which covers Palm Beach County where his divorce case is.

What happened was the divorce proceeding in Palm Beach got pushed back a month so he’s going to be back in court then or at least his lawyer will be.
 
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I did eventually have to tap out last night but I caught most of the show. Here are the other highlights I've had time to clip from the show.

Here Elijah rants about women and divorce, definitely nothing personal coming through here.


Elijah expresses incredulity at the fact there are actually people who are daring to criticize him after his recent conversion to Orthodoxy! Don't you know, as soon as you convert you get a free pass for everything you ever did, you never have to face consequences after converting!


Elijah, very nonchalantly, recounts his run in with Tony Ortiz at CPAC. This was an organic topic, this wasn't a planned discussion at all.


There's no break in between these two clips, I cut them as they're about different people but this was all one long train of thought. Again, very organically, Elijah claims out of nowhere that he caught his then intern Jaden McNeil watching gay porn on his couch and fired him as a result.
Elijah has caught two (2) big 'L's this week and he just has to address them both...This feeble attempt to distract from the audio leaks that Jaden has posted over the last week is, as expected, met with agreement about "Judas" from the groypers that Elijah has allowed Nick to install on his show. For those unaware, Nick Fuentes has been trying to claim Jaden McNeil is gay ever since Jaden left the America First movement and got a girlfriend which resulted in Nick going on a cum hunt with a blacklight and releasing a bunch of creepshots he had taken of Jaden while he had been sleeping over the years.


This big orchestrated claim about Jaden, which is 100% in keeping with Nick's history with Jaden, along with this comment from SithLordGroyper I'm quoting below solidify my belief that Nick is using Elijah's public relations nightmare as an opportunity to entrench Elijah more into Nick's orbit. Nick does this to ecelebs so as to further garner more ballwashers and content creators he can point to as supportive of himself. He also uses them as proxy actors to attack people he does not like, such as Jaden in the clip above, so that Nick doesn't have to get his hands dirty and can concentrate on trying to bring about another "generational run" to keep the veneer of relevancy alive for himself. For anyone keeping tabs this one is pretty obvious. Honestly, it's surprising that they didn't repeat one of the other common groyper copes about Jaden, which is that he has Kleinfelter's syndrome.
CatboyCumDump said:
In this reply Sith Lord Groyper says that Elijah deleted his photo with Joe Kent after being told that Kent was persona non grata with Nick Fuentes.
https://x.com/SithLordGroyper/status/2039195392902910443 | https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ddzEz
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More clips soon when I get a chance to process the rest of the stream -> scroll down
 
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More clips
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Elijah talks more about his kids and the ongoing litigation, two different clips. This has a lot of animated discussion about the litigation that @karadion has been posting about. The second clip is Elijah telling the other guy that it's going to cost him a ton and giving him a blackpill about his future court battles.



Elijah once again gushing about El Salvador.


Some "sexual patriot" talk and then a discussion about Matt Gaetz leading in to a segment about Aliums. In this clip Elijah says, "I know Matt (Gaetz) well...he is a sexual patriot...I got smashed with that nigga...Matt's a sexual patriot, I slept at his house on election night um, we'll leave it there..."



As they play a video of Matt Gaetz talking about Aliums, Georgie boy forgets to mute all the mics and we get a 2 minute hot mic moment. I've not tried to touch this audio to see about clarifying it.



Elijah says that it's the "funniest thing in the world" that people "fell for the larp tonight" in reference to...their clothing? We get that it's a bit, Elijah, it's just that it's unbearably cringe and unfunny. Elijah says that he is a sexual patriot but he is not giving in to his sexual patriotism. Then Nicky clarifies what "sexual patriotism" is and says that they are taking back the power from those who are criticizing them, "We're taking it back, you're not going to blackmail us ok? Like if you attack us we'll just double down. We'll just double the fuck down. We're not asking for your permission."
Elijah goes on to talk and giggle about how he grifted his way into a show about nothing and got a few million in funding. Elijah then talks about Gen Z counting the days they abstain from pornography and Elijah says that "everybody looks at porn sometimes", which is immediately refuted by Georgie/SithLordGroyper.



Continuing on the pornography topic Elijah, as he is want to do, goes on a tangent about women and divorce. Elijah then talks about being a degenerate which involved being into witchcraft and demonology, he used to sleep around and was a sexual patriot, and he "used to" do drugs and his personality is permanently impacted by this. "Once you tap into the spirit world...you'll never not be a guy who's seen the spirit world. I used to be into witch-, you guys know this, I was into witchcraft, new age stuff, that's how I started. I was an agnostic and used to do seances and weird shit and I was into demons and I liked that shit and I was into that...I used to you know sleep around, I used to be a sexual patriot. I still am, but I used to be also too. I used to have sex and do drug, I still do, no I'm joking I'm joking, I actually don't. No but you can't change my personality, I have the personality of a guy who's done drugs and had sex...I'll never be a square."
Also of note, at around 5:45 in this clip Elijah says of everyone, "You wake up everyday and it's a new start but you feel like shit every day. You got seed oils and random shit in your body, you wake up like oh fuck another day and you're like fuck me..." which feels like a hefty dose of projection.



At this point in the stream, Elijah took discord call ins. One or two calls in Bleau, the mexican guy, goes mask off and says that everyone should be thanking Elijah for exposing that trad women are all whores. Left a full call in from the only woman who called in, not sure how many people were in the discord call but it does not seem like many. Bleau goes on to say that men prefer sluts because they are honest. Elijah agrees. Elijah ends the clip by staring at his computer like a confused chimp.

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Elijah claims he got only 3 hours of sleep in 72 hours. "I haven't seen my kids in 4 months." Technical issues occur and from here the stream dwindles down and they never return to the screen share and quickly give an outro.


Giving up on getting the OBS setup working, Elijah goes on to talk about the future of the show and then gives each of the other guys a moment to give a final word. I've left all of that in and added some screenshots when the Bleau guy is speaking because his username is funny when juxtaposed with his givesendgo.



AndyGuntski said:
jaden for sure is a sodomite. i believe that he was caught watching gay porn
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I think if it was true it would have been told to Nick and repeated by him at some point over the many years he has been claiming Jaden is gay but I don't recall anything like this ever being alleged. I'm sure Schaffer was told by Nick and the groypers that all he has to do is claim he has proof Jaden is gay and all of Nick's fans will go along with it.

In the clip Elijah makes note of Jaden's SMALL WAIST SIZE for no reason before trying to play off like he has no idea what audio was released by McNeil...but we're supposed to believe this is anything but projection and empty accusations? Alongside the claim he also makes a demonstrably false claims that Jaden is employed by jews when in reality Jaden is a jobless streamer. Further, Elijah says that he has witnesses to this claim. Will Schaffer actually deliver anything to back up his claims? I guess we'll get that right after all the receipts he promised us on the Sarah Stock situation.


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CatboyCumDump said:
This has a lot of animated discussion about the litigation that @karadion has been posting about.
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"They were taken wrongfully, and the court agreed today... Let's get a round of applause.
The court agreed today...
Today, the Supreme Court of Florida agreed that my children were wrongfully removed from my life."

No such thing happened. The Supreme Court of Florida does not hear divorce cases like this especially one as trivial as Elijah Schaffer. The last decision by the Supreme Court of Florida was March 19th.

Anyone can see it for themselves.

Right now this is the docket in the 15th JUDICIAL CIRCUIT in and for Palm Beach County, Florida
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Right now I know that the case has been pushed off to the end of this month and you can clearly see the judge denying the order for immediate pickup of the children. Which is rather difficult for Elijah to do when he's in.... Texas.... to pick them up in Florida... when the boys are in Texas... Where they are not.... in Florida.... All Elijah has to do is comply with the Texas order and he can see the children. Like taking drug testing.
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And in order for him to be eligible for a modifiication regarding conservatorship or possession of the children... he has to .... do drug testing AND a psychological evaluation.
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"The court was like, yo.
you can't steal someone's kids and kidnap them to Australia.
Now, we won't use the word kidnap because they have a 30-day notice to return the children."

Right now, Elijah is assuming or I guess lying they're in Australia because one of the documents says that her mailing address is in Australia which is true but she's currently in Texas with the boys to comply with the Texas court order as well.

Also Elijah's lawyer tried to get the transcript of the court hearing sealed as confidential but the Palm Beach County clerk rejected that and it'll be public on April 11th or so.

So Elijah is still losing and hasn't won anything

Let's review
Elijah files for divorce in January. 0-0
Kezia hasn't been served. Files for a restraining order in Texas against Elijah. Granted. 0-1 Kezia
Texas recognizes jurisdiction under UCCJEA. 0-2 Kezia
Elijah is served 0-3 Kezia
Elijah fails to show up for Texas court and Kezia is granted final restraining order 0-4 Kezia
Elijah files for emergency order to get Florida to take the children. Denied 0-5 Kezia
Elijah tries to seal Palm Beach County transcript. Clerk said LOLOL no. 0-6 Kezia
 
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from Elijah Schaffer's April 2nd, 2026 stream

The first 3 minutes of the show unadultered, Elijah opens by popping a white monster and putting a nicotine pouch in. Sex joke within 30 seconds immediately followed with a Timothy McVeigh reference. Introduces Georgie as "Twink #2". More sex jokes, whining about indians, says he loves fat, brown, gay people. Claims he is 2/2 in court and then says be gay do crimes.


Elijah expresses his love for Milo, "we love the gay jews".


Elijah claims that he has been vindicated on having fallen for the NYT troll covered previously in the thread because he was quoted by the NYT in an article about CPAC. Shout outs given to Nick Fuentes and Beardson Beardly. Elijah says when you don't win in court you can just kill yourself.


Speaking about Pam Bondi, Elijah immediately makes a sexual joke by comparing her to Bonnie Blue, a pornstar of infamously degenerate repute. Goes on to say Pam Bondi looks rough before flexing. Goes on to talk about how he lives his life openly as a degenerate and how Christian's are hypocrites for criticizing him.


Elijah jokingly implies he is a pedophile then says that everyone who isn't a pedophile gets called a pedophile and pedophiles, "get called attorney general and president".


"Asians have a fetish for licking mens nipple, not that I know about that but I have friends who are into that and they say they all do that"....


Elijah claims he could blow the lid off of a lot of people if he wasn't under NDA. Goads some phantom viewer to blackmail him. Goes on to complain about someone having left his vape on 0% battery.


Elijah talks about his lawsuit with Alexa Wilkins, the girlfriend of Kash Patel. Says now is not the time for women in his life but "in maybe a year if you wanna have more children and you have aryan genes drop a DM please". Directly addresses his children briefly. Returns back to the lawsuit topic, ironically says that it's "not jewish" to sue podcasters over tweeting images without comment. Says others ask why he shared the image that caused the lawsuit, he says "I don't even know why I shared that, I'll remember in court why I shared it."


Elijah talks about smelling armpits.


Elijah lights up a cigar, says that all white men like Miley Cyrus. Tells viewers to watch the Bonnie Blue documentary.


Elijah makes a call for interns! Must be 18 or older and must be male. Immediately jokes about having sex with his interns. Confirms that the intern would live with him.


Talking about CPAC and everyone calling his entourage "twinks".


The topic turns to depression. Elijah says "if you ever get divorced move into a mansion with all your friends...go do cool stuff", so it sounds like Elijah isn't the only one on the lease there in Frisco. Claims court victories again. Elijah performatively puffs his cigar after Georgie decries vices.


Elijah recalls seeing minor girls dressed scantily and expresses concern that parents are not properly preparing their children for the world and the dangers it holds such as predators and weirdos. Talks about porn turning people into trannies.


Talking about Erika Kirk, the topic turns to children and out of nowhere Elijah bizarrely says "my children have not died, they're not even dead". He continues to talk about his kids being dead for some reason. Talks about crying, grief and coping with alcohol and all but breaks down before turning it over to Georgie.


Call ins, divorce topic comes up, Elijah says he would be devastated if his soon to be ex-wife died.


Elijah talks about seeing former The Blaze coworkers at CPAC and getting cursed out by them, says that there were other instances of women cursing him out at CPAC.



Elijah says that this will be the year of Ascension and Vindication.
Elijah promises THE ELIJAH FILES and says that they will be national headlines because it's bad.


Elijah says good bye and also directly says goodnight to his children.



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an out of context clip of Elijah saying that Nick Fuentes is racist and deserves to die


juxtapose of Elijah's words vs. his demeanor during the show


BONUS SCREENSHOTS
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His face looks puffy and fat compared to even the last stream. Also very gay (duh).
 
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