💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

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Did Elijah Schaffer kill his family?

  • Yes

    Votes: 22 1.7%

  • Yes, also he's gay

    Votes: 1,032 77.8%

  • No

    Votes: 150 11.3%

  • Maybe

    Votes: 123 9.3%
  • Total voters
    1,327
Mr. Bung said:
Based on everything I've read and heard from others it's always seemed to me that pregnancy tends to come easy when it's not the goal/you want to avoid it while actively trying for pregnancy can take several months or longer over the course of many tries like you said
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Übertroon said:
I've gone years with partners with no unwanted babies.
An "accident" takes a lot of bad decisions.
A cheater likely is a serial cheater, it's just a question if she was seeing Schaffer multiple times per month or if she was screwing half the griftsphere like Lauren Southern
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but i got knocked up a few years ago by a dude i saw MAYBE once every few months when he was in town for business WHILE i was using nuvaring contraception which has a 99% effectiveness rate, so life, uh, finds a way, against all odds sometimes
 
I can't find it but Schaffer went on a podcast, IIRC it was Nick Rekieta (before Rekieta turned his family home into a crack den). He was, or got, completely fucked up.

He said a bunch of wildly degenerate shit and sounded as 'queer coded' as Ru Paul with his mouth knocked out by Novacaine.

mickrussom said:
Funny Goldman first got exposed by Elijah and Sydney on You Are Here.
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Achshualllly ... they did not. A person in the stream chat started baited Murphy about his freaky online sexlife and he had a meltdown, on air. Sydney Watson just read out the chat message, and he got angry the show wasn't shielding him from trolls. It drew attention to the hypocrisy of the man. She later complained in general about her job requiring her to read out chats that she did not understand.

Keep writing long posts Mick. H8'ers gonna H8.
 
AnyballLecter said:
I can't find it but Schaffer went on a podcast, IIRC it was Nick Rekieta (before Rekieta turned his family home into a crack den). He was, or got, completely fucked up.

He said a bunch of wildly degenerate shit and sounded as 'queer coded' as Ru Paul with his mouth knocked out by Novacaine.
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Perhaps this:

Big Miss Steak said:
I'm too retarded and lazy to clip but his story on this starts around 04:04:45. Elijah is some sort of inebriated for sure,

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FUPYrUyapng:14696
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Given how horrible Jeremy Hambley is to work with, is there any way God can pair Melonie Mac to work with Elijah now that he has an opening for a side kick?

Maybe this would be too much to ask for as a dream cow mashup. But stranger things have happened. Elijah should be 100% for this since she is now engaged, so he will be down to pound.
 
If Elijah goes sniffing around Melonie, I think it's the boyfriend that'll be winding up with Schaefer. Going by Instagram posts, closet fag boy Schaefer would be right up his alley
 
I really hope that Sarah Stock Smegma or whatever her last name is now cannot resist her foid impulses and returns to SM. I want to see the tire fire that her life becomes just as much as Elijah's.
 
Mein Prolapse said:
If Elijah goes sniffing around Melonie, I think it's the boyfriend that'll be winding up with Schaefer. Going by Instagram posts, closet fag boy Schaefer would be right up his alley
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Wait, Mr Melonie Mac is into women?
 
If anyone here goes to peep on the Melonie Mac X Johnny Junkers lore in the other thread or on simpcity, either is good but I think the simpcity thread on Melonie has more info imo, I’m curious to know: do you think that Melonie X Johnny works and they stay married forever or do they divorce? And if they divorce how long do you think the marriage lasts? And what do you think is the knockout blow, or blows, to the marriage?
 
Brittany’s latest ex said:
If anyone here goes to peep on the Melonie Mac X Johnny Junkers lore in the other thread or on simpcity, either is good but I think the simpcity thread on Melonie has more info imo, I’m curious to know: do you think that Melonie X Johnny works and they stay married forever or do they divorce? And if they divorce how long do you think the marriage lasts? And what do you think is the knockout blow, or blows, to the marriage?
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Link to the other thread, I cant find a thread about her
 
 
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Sensitive Young Man said:
New batch of schizo tweets rolling in.

Looks to be in Chicago:
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Posts coordinates to Epstein Island:
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Seething about being alogged over sex life:
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Sexless marriage:
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Admits to drugging Sarah Stock with Benadryl:
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>the AI-filtered finger disappearing into his face
holy fucking goy lol. he does give off serious molestation victim energy.
how retarded is nick to presumably do a collab - he's having a Ye-tier breakdown but with none of the clout.

the video where he trashes his pregnant wife for not taking whiskey dick while hes fucking interns is going to be so milky.
 
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