E3 (but not really) 2022

[Saxxon]

This censorship is retarded I doubt that there's actually kids watching this shit, there's no point to bleep curses we are all grown adults ffs.

 

[D.Angus]

I liked Agent 64.. Think I'll put it on my Wishlist right now..

Everything else.. No.

Edit: It has a demo

 

[Titos]

Games Workshop will never not try and squeeze as much money out of their consoomers as possible.

So Warhammer is like Scam Citizen except you have to create the textures yourself?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Apparently Microsoft is having a second show with more trailers and shit on the 14th at 10 AM PT.

I'm going to be more upset if they show Banjo, Perfect Dark and/or Fable (or anything good) at this thing since they wasted my fucking time today.

 

[Pissmaster]

jfc the black girl is LeVar Burton's daughter, talk about nepotism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mica_Burton

also lol

yeah, so is every woke girl on the planet

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I liked Agent 64.. Think I'll put it on my Wishlist right now..

Everything else.. No.

I'd shit on it except it has a campaign creator.

I'm a sucker for that shit.

 

[TheBest]

Im still mad they didnt give us a release date for System shock

Payments have been processed recently, it’s very likely it’ll be released this year.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Capcom is tomorrow
Microsoft has "another" one on Tuesday
Nintendo is on Wednesday
"hopefully" more "interesting" stuff get shown

 

[Love Machine]

capcpom.... please.... save me!

 

[Captain Chromosome]

jfc the black girl is LeVar Burton's daughter, talk about nepotism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mica_Burton

also lol
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yeah, so is every woke girl on the planet

Her getting this gig is probably how the Burton family is being silenced further about his repeated rape and hypno-drugging. Only Gail Schuler can save vidya now

 

[Marissa Moira]

also lol
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yeah, so is every woke girl on the planet

Washington post just fired someone for making that exact same joke.

 

[Gravemind]

PC Gaming Show was legitimately so boring I nearly fell asleep.

I think that might make it the worst conference so far. At least the other ones elicited some kind of reaction out of me.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Apparently Microsoft is having a second show with more trailers and shit on the 14th at 10 AM PT.

Why? Just make an extended show today.

 

[Pissmaster]

Wait what the fuck the middle-aged-looking guy who hosted that IS ONLY 35?! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Plott

 

[trent]

I'd shit on it except it has a campaign creator.

I'm a sucker for that shit.

The only reason it has a campaign creator is so that someone can recreate the entirety of Goldeneyes single player seconds after it is released.

 

[I don't swear]

I know everyone here is cynical, or trolls, and we've yet to see Sony, Nintendo, and Capcom but COVID really borked just about all of gaming. It also sucks about the rumor that Microsoft is lackadaisical in how they manage their studios, meaning the studios have to manage themselves. Meaning i.e., no Fable, Perfect Dark, Avowed apparently being rebooted, Everwild rebooted too. I'm stuck with Xbox (for the foreseeable future) and they'll have a killer year some year but COVID plus their no-management makes gaming rough. Not swearing gets hard, y'know. Sometimes they're on the tip of my tongue.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Why? Just make an extended show today.

The bugs are not ready yet. Give Todd time, he's a master of his craft.

 

[Point Man]

PC Gaming Show was legitimately so boring I nearly fell asleep.

I think that might make it the worst conference so far. At least the other ones elicited some kind of reaction out of me.

Scorn, System Shock, and Agent 64 were the only games that didn't make me want to lay down for a nap.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

The only reason it has a campaign creator is so that someone can recreate the entirety of Goldeneyes single player seconds after it is released.

I'm going to re create Winback except in first person

 

[Miller]

Agent 64

Goldeneye Source was better, tbh.