Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

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Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 170 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 393 21.8%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 377 20.9%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 862 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,803
here is proof you can only play troonguard their way..

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That doesn't look awful. Not celebration numbers but not burning dumpster fire either. Think we will see at least one more entry in the series before it collapses
I agree, but skipping DLC shows they're not impressed. They'll probably make a modest profit and let the franchise lay dormant another decade so people forget what they did to it.
 
That doesn't look awful. Not celebration numbers but not burning dumpster fire either. Think we will see at least one more entry in the series before it collapses
In the year of the flop I guess some people were expecting Concord/Suicide Squad numbers. Of course that's silly, since not only were those games nauseating, they were GaaS slop, which people are tired of. But I think that's missing the point, anyways. This game has been in development hell for almost a decade, and we can only guess how much money it's burned so far. Decent numbers won't be enough to turn a profit on this mess and other studios or game series have been killed off for less.
 
here is proof you can only play troonguard their way..

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All those points can be fixed with mods.
  • A mod which changes all the dialogue options and scripts to manage a neutral MC.
  • Changing the script to get out Taash's friendship of the ecuation to reach the best ending.
  • Isn't neccesary but can be worth a mod about a secret ending.
  • Adding dragons by: either forking the script of Inquisition (since is the most close in game engine and similarity) or creating from scratch.
  • See point 2 but with areas.
And well, that makes time. Who can't say the contrary?
But the entire writing... Nah.
 
How Varric is handled is fucking bizarre.

He actually dies in the prologue. The Varric that talks to you is a ruse conjured by Solas to guide you in the direction he wants. Nobody reacts to this. Best friend Hawke is not in the game at all, Inquisitor barely. They used him as a hook because he was so popular that he was the only party member appearing in two games, and they completely waste him. Either there were problems in the long developement or they are the most incompetent writers thatt ever worked on a big franchise.
 
All those points can be fixed with mods.
About as viable as un-molesting a teen tranny. The game is just too infested with woke shit, it has seeped into every nook, grew over every mechanic like a mold colony. The amount of work to reverse engineer the game and remove all of this tranny faggot kike shit would be equal to developing a remaster/expansion to it, all on your own. People couldn't even make a White Angrboda mod do Goy of War: Ragnawoke, even when some dude dropped a fully functional White 3D model of her.
 
All those points can be fixed with mods.
  • A mod which changes all the dialogue options and scripts to manage a neutral MC.
  • Changing the script to get out Taash's friendship of the ecuation to reach the best ending.
  • Isn't neccesary but can be worth a mod about a secret ending.
  • Adding dragons by: either forking the script of Inquisition (since is the most close in game engine and similarity) or creating from scratch.
  • See point 2 but with areas.
And well, that makes time. Who can't say the contrary?
But the entire writing... Nah.

If someone does a mod it like that, the woke people at Nexus mods will ban it.
 
A guide to the ending is now available. I see people on Twitter grousing that you have to save certain companions to get the best ending, but to me the real eyebrow-raiser is that this is literally the Mass Effect 2 suicide mission with the numbers filed off.

From a post on Steam Forums

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd think Taash being dead is the best ending possible.
Thank God



I'm still not playing this shit I just want to see a funny compilation of everyone dying
 
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