Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

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Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 170 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 393 21.8%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 377 20.9%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 862 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,803
Eh, element zero is much better explained than midichlorians. Also, it's there from the jump, not shoehorned in 16 years after the last installment.
It's shoehorned for the audience much later but I'm pretty sure George Lucas always envisioned the midichlorians as a thing that existed, I could be wrong on that. Either way, we all know in both cases you have space magic for the sake of having it, then comes the explanation behind it. Not the other way around. The only difference is how deftly it's handled and George Lucas on his own is as deft as a bull in a china shop.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Midichlorians drawn to people who are strong in the force? I haven't read into it and literally every other Star Wars author doesn't mention them because they're kinda retarded, but that's what I got out of the movies.
 
I think we're splitting hairs here, but was it ever explained how the Force actually works or what Midichlorians have to do with it?
Midichlorians are basically microbes that have a symbiotic relationship with the living being that is their host and if there are enough of them in the host, they allow it to be Force sensitive and do space magic shit. It's kinda like how we need on our gut microbiome to have a functioning digestive system. Their link to the Force is that they both are intrinsically connected to life. The Force itself is harder to explain because its description doesn't really tell you anything about it.
"The Force is a mysterious energy field created by life that binds the galaxy together."
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So the explanation for the force is "you have midichlorians, and they somehow manipulate an energy field that is intrinsic to life", the explanation for biotic powers are "you can create Mass Effect fields by electrifying Element Zero deposits using amplified electrical impulses from your brain"? I think There's a certain difference in quality here.
 
I think There's a certain difference in quality here.
The only difference is how deftly it's handled and George Lucas on his own is as deft as a bull in a china shop.
Just so we can put this to rest, I brought midichlorians up jokingly because there's a passing similarity (it being the existence of space magic which gets scientifically explained). Never said it was a perfect 1:1 analogue.
 
What I have taken away from this discussion is that midichlorians are equivalent to power levels in Dragon Ball Z, and equally irrelevant because the writers can ass-pull some new reason to jump a character up when the plot needs them to.
 
What I have taken away from this discussion is that midichlorians are equivalent to power levels in Dragon Ball Z, and equally irrelevant because the writers can ass-pull some new reason to jump a character up when the plot needs them to.
more or less
how did dragon age magic work, anyway?
 
EA / Bioware are now calling gamers 'cruel' for celebrating the DEI layoffs and the failure of Dragon Age: The Veilguard.
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And a friendly reminder....
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EDIT: Of course, you get bootlicking obiters and simps like Dave "Airbagged" Rivera sucking off anyone's boots defending Dragon Age: The Veilguard from gamers criticizing it, except for himself as he claims to be a "good male ally".
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What a complete fuckwit.

Yes, the consumer does get to say the person producing the crappy product did a crappy job.
Don't want criticism about your crappy work on social media? Then don't use your social media to broadcast your crappy work.

The fact of the matter is, that the video game industry is one of the few industries on the planet where it is somehow acceptable to sell a non functional or otherwise sub-par product to consumers and expect no backlash. Auto industry? Whenever Ford, Nissan, BMW, whoever fucks up consumers shit on them for doing so. Also, most consumers aren't retarded enough to buy a car sight un-seen. But ok, that's a 5 figure car, not a $50-70 video game, and that's fair. But what about groceries? Imagine if every time you went to the grocery store there was a 50-50 shot of the products you buy just being trash, rotten, unusable, etc? It would be completely unacceptable. Office supplies? No one would tolerate buying some printer paper and having to find out every third sheet needs to just be tossed in the trash straight out of the package. Books? No one would put up with pages being randomly upside down or backwards and just shrug it off as an acceptable quirk. This really carries over to just about anything. So why the fuck are video games special? They aren't.

"But art" fuck off. These are companies worth 9-10 figures throwing money at an army of retards to make shit products. EA, Ubisoft, Blizzard, etc. are not 3 nerds in a garage hoping to get their game included in a $2/floppy shareware bin at a retail store in 1987.

edit: He's also got some other shit behind his membership paywall. "Transparency doesn't build trust" excuse me? Obfuscating truth sure as fuck doesn't build it. "How is the games industry doing 5 years after covid?" it's been half a decade, covid isn't a fucking excuse anymore and hasn't been for years.
 
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EA / Bioware are now calling gamers 'cruel' for celebrating the DEI layoffs and the failure of Dragon Age: The Veilguard.
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EDIT: Of course, you get bootlicking obiters and simps like Dave "Airbagged" Rivera sucking off anyone's boots defending Dragon Age: The Veilguard from gamers criticizing it, except for himself as he claims to be a "good male ally".
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I'm so fucking tired of this sick abusive gaslighting. Gamers are lashing out as a response to many devs expressing their hatred for gamers on social medias. The devs were the first to come out with "we hate white people," "fans are toxic," "don't like it, don't buy it," "you're bigots/sexists/racists," "you should be replaced," "you shouldn't own your games," etc. Now they want us to keep on buying their games, and shut the fuck up? Dream on faggots. The devs are going to get shit and nothing but shit until they learn to fucking respect gamers.
 
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