Doctor Who salt - However it regenerates. people will be mad.

[Cubanodun]

If anyone follows the shows Facebook pages, the salt is absolutely incredible.

I'm seeing three main camps.

The neckbeards: REEEEE-ing about the Dr having a vagoo this time around. None of their reasons male sense, since regeneration can go basically any direction in terms of sex and ethnicity. Usually late 30s.

The younguns: REEEEE-ing about the neckbeards REEEE-ing. Most of them are pointing out that the Dr could have turned into a girl or black or purple or whatever at literally any time based on the whim of the writers. Generating salt from the neckbeard salt.

Oldfags: Salty about the show not being "real" anymore. Mostly outside the shenanigans of the previous two groups, but occasionally interject to clarify lore and stuff.

add one more, people bitching because she is white, i thought tumblr would celebrate this but no, now they are reeeeeeeinngg between themselves

 

[ADN_VIII]

add one more, people bitching because she is white, i thought tumblr would celebrate this but no, now they are reeeeeeeinngg between themselves

Right. Forgot about them between fits of laughter. My bad.

 

[Cubanodun]

Right. Forgot about them between fits of laughter. My bad.

Yeah, is very stupid, like a friend of mine said on twitter "you fucking wankers if doctor who was a anime japan would already have like 10 doujins of milf porn ready and everyone would be praising it"

 

[SnowBall]

add one more, people bitching because she is white, i thought tumblr would celebrate this but no, now they are reeeeeeeinngg between themselves

It's Tumblr so I'm not surprised. Representation is never good enough for them.

 

[ADN_VIII]

Yeah, is very stupid, like a friend of mine said on twitter "you fucking wankers if doctor who was a anime japan would already have like 10 doujins of milf porn ready and everyone would be praising it"

I would have casted a trans black lesbian Muslim who's secretly a white supremacist for maximum salt.

But yeah, I feel like Japan might have more success with Dr Who since they tend to go outside the box compared to western TV.

 

[Lorento]

Dr. Who is shit and if you watch it you should swallow anything in your house that vaguely resembles a pill and then down it with a bottle of whiskey.

I already do and it still isn't enough to wipe Steven Moffat's hideous writing from my mind.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Jodie Whittaker? Who she?

Cue thirsty neckbeards writing fapfics where Female!Doctor engages in gratuitous lesbionics with Missy.

 

[swingbatta]

Not quite salt, but here's the first thing I found when I googled "Doctor Who" this morning to see who the new Doctor was:

 

[The Lawgiver]

I wouldn't be surprised if they intentionally made her hair look as much like Hillary Clinton's as possible.

 

[SnowBall]

I love how people on Twitter are going "little girls have someone to look up to now in TV! This is important!" I highly doubt little kids give a shit who the Doctor is regardless of gender.

 

[LukeMcGregor]

That's fucking gay

 

[vertexwindi]

Not quite salt, but here's the first thing I found when I googled "Doctor Who" this morning to see who the new Doctor was:

... but there's always been women in Star Wars and superhero shit. And GB2016 sucks donkey dick and it flopped like shit.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

If today's Whovian shit-flinging wasn't enough, just imagine the outrage when the Doctor will turn back into a guy after a few seasons.

...unless the BBC invites some genderfluid non-binary thingamajig to be the 14th Doctor. It's also a possibility.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Not quite salt, but here's the first thing I found when I googled "Doctor Who" this morning to see who the new Doctor was:

Noice.

 

[BatChatillon]

Feminists coming out of the woods, celebrating that the main character of a long-running series they haven't watched so far is now a woman. Nothing against Jodie Whittaker, Dr. Who was always full of surprises.
Plus, there sure will be a 14th doctor one day so everyone can have their taste of salt. Unless the fanbase boycotts a female Dr. Who and kills off the entire series, which is unlikely to happen.

 

[GethN7]

So the new Doctor is a woman?

Eh, nothing in the show lore says it can't happen, and if she does a competent job, well and good. I just hope she winds up pissing off the SJWs by being rather "normal" (by their standards) while offending the "Dr Who can't be a woman" types at the same time.

 

[breadandcircuses]

The Doctor has already been a woman, back in the 90s.

(Yeah, I know. It was a non-canon comedy special...)

 

[The Valeyard]

Here's a sample of the salt generated over at Gallifrey Base.

 

[A Ghost]

im still not ready to say goodbye to peter never mind the next doctor but here is some salt

this was the first salty tweet i saw

 

[Spelling Bee]

I wonder if this is actually going to have an impact on the show's viewership?