do you think Janeway enjoyed murdering Tuvix? - I bet Voyager isn't even heading back to Earth, she is probably just lying to her crew in furtherance of some Nefarious Deed.

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"THANKS FOR THE RIDE, LADY!!!" (same actor...get it?)
 
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I'd like to see Picard get flung halfway across the galaxy into unknown territory and not commit a few war crimes on the way back.
Also let it be known all Janeway had to do was fuck Q once to get her whole crew sent back home.
One of my favorite Star Trek related things to do has been spending the last 18 years trying to convince my friend who watched that episode with me back in the day that Janeway killed Tuvix by ejecting him out into space. He knows how the episode really ended, he's not stupid or anything. The internet could easily confirm the truth if he chose to look and I'm sure he has. But I can see the spark of doubt building more and more in his eyes each time I vehemently insist that I remember the episode ending with the crew standing at the windows and watching his body float by after Janeway sent him through the airlock, and after his body passed out of view Tom Paris cracked some kind of a joke about "three nerds with one stone", and everyone laughs before the credits fade to black.

One of these days I will covertly orchestrate his discovery of the Mandela Effect and the seeds of doubt will enter a stage of long-awaited florescence...then it will only be a matter of time until I've convinced him that both of us witnessed an entirely ridiculous and different ending to that episode.
 
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Janeway killed Tuvix by ejecting him out into space
Could've been confused with the scene of Rosaline spacing that cylon in NuBSG.

I remember a different jarring ending: Tuvix rematerializing back into Neelix and Tuvok, then hard-cut to credits.
I must have seen that episode first in syndication. That ending was unsettling.
 
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Yeah that would be a really ominous way to end it. The alien and the nigger alien would be out for revenge....and blood...
 
You know I really enjoyed watching voyager

I mean people joke about how many people die on Kirk's way to the coffee machine but Janeway is the epitome of

"by god your two civilizations better sort this shit out before I blow 5 holes of the prime directuve into your asses"

Seeing eternally grumpy captain who wants to get back to her coffee machine at home while her shitty jaloppy slowly breaks into pieces. The only improvement would've been sendung a photon torpedo at whatever pile of scrap kneelix was hiding in instead of bringing the faggot aboard
 
I'd like to see Picard get flung halfway across the galaxy into unknown territory and not commit a few war crimes on the way back.
Also let it be known all Janeway had to do was fuck Q once to get her whole crew sent back home.
 
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I'd like to see Picard get flung halfway across the universe into unknown territory and not commit a few war crimes on the way back.
Also let it be known all Janeway had to do was fuck Q once to get her whole crew sent back home.
Janeway was too based to become a prostitute to some sort of fickle god creature.
 
Janeway was too based to become a prostitute to some sort of fickle god creature.
The wormhole aliens fucked Sisko, and the Borg Queen DEFINITELY fucked Picard, whats the difference.
(Also lmao imagine being so buck broken that you give up your entire identity as a human because some nth dimension ayylmao fucked your mom.)
 
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You know I really enjoyed watching voyager

I mean people joke about how many people die on Kirk's way to the coffee machine but Janeway is the epitome of

"by god your two civilizations better sort this shit out before I blow 5 holes of the prime directuve into your asses"

Seeing eternally grumpy captain who wants to get back to her coffee machine at home while her shitty jaloppy slowly breaks into pieces. The only improvement would've been sendung a photon torpedo at whatever pile of scrap kneelix was hiding in instead of bringing the faggot aboard
Janeway's the captain I want in Scientific Method.
 
Why do I keep hearing people constantly bitching about Janeway being such an unstoppable war criminal? IIRC, there's still some horrible nigger race infesting the delta quadrant. If anything, the cranky bitch needs to get on top of the whole genocide thing if she's going to earn all of the credit she's given. I'm sure she could have had some kind of selective super plague whipped up if she had any commitment, so she's got no excuse. 'If you're going to be the bitch, be the whole bitch.'

Half-asser.
 
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