Do you think babies are cute?

[Alligator Alcatraz]

It is said that people find things cute because of a biological instinct attributing characteristics of baby humans in other things as cute, but I often find people do not find actual baby humans cute. Those same people, however, think puppies, kittens, and big-eyed cartoon girls cute.

Do you think babies are cute?

 

[Overcast]

Let me put it this way, I found *MY* babies cute. Other people's children? Eh....

That sounds natural to be quite honest. We're hardwired to want to protect and love our own offspring as opposed to others'.

 

[The Bronze Golem]

Yes especially the ones in those "BABY HEARS FOR FIRST TIME" videos when the baby hears their mother and smiles and giggles.

Yeah, that's actually some pretty spiritual and epic shit.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

For a different flavor, may I recommend the Tard Baby General thread? There’s some babies in there that no matter how civilized you think you are, your gut instinct kicks in just looking at some of these creatures, and you know your ancestors would have left them for the wolves. But instead, their mothers see fit to exploit & parade them on SM for attention & $$. It’s a modern carnival freak show.

 

[Dysnomia]

No.

 

[Shidoen]

Yes, have you ever seen a baby waving it’s hands and trying to wack the air. Shit is funny.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Most babies are cute, even the ugly ones are cute in their own way. Babies aren’t as disgusting and complicated as the media and internet say they are, they just require patience, time, and money.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Newborns? No. Once they’re close to a year old though they are cute and start to develop their own personality. Babies do some funny shit as well.

If you’ve bred puppies you’d know that it takes about a month for them to get cute and start to play. Before that it’s just sleeping and breastfeeding.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Yes but I can't be halfassed to be with them alone for more than 15 minutes.

 

[SandyCat]

They look weird to me, like a tiny malformed human

 

[Skitarii]

I think OP is cute, here's my number: 1-800-273-8255

Call me babe

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Human infants are at peak cuteness when they can sort of walk but can't really talk yet.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

The 'tism in me finds them disgusting but I'm not unmoved by either their potential or their innocence so I do what is right.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Most are cute, but I have seen some very unfortunate looking infants despite not suffering from chromosomal disorder.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sort of neutral to babies and kittens. Puppies are the cutest things to exist.

Anime girls aren't cute like a puppy, but I thought waifus were fappable when I was young, though as I got older they seemed more and more uncanny. I never noticed how strange they often look, not repulsive but odd.

 

[Pee Cola]

Babies are like farts: you take pride in your own but everyone else's are disgusting.

 

[Doji]

Not all babies are created equal, some win the world with a smile and some beg to be thrown down a pit. Which one were you OP?

 

[DicksOutForBurgers]

Only white ones.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Only if they're covered in their own shit

 

[Feefee81093]

Sometimes. If you've seen the cinematic masterpiece Madea you may have heard Tyler Perry in drag refer to babies as looking old. I think that sums up the ugly ones pretty nicely.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'm not an animal, so yes.