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Need Help With Tips said:
The retards in Phil's chat are really showing their tech illiteracy, probably more tech illiterate than Dave. How do they think MS/Sony etc get away with releasing 1 console every 5-10 years? Not counting the global chip shortage and mining craze, you can build a competent PC for under $1000 and it'll last you a few or more years, easily.
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built my pc for 800$, it'll likely last me 7-8 years, may not be able to play games on the absolute highest settings in 6 years, but i'll be able to play them.
 
Surly Muppet said:
Minor observation. Phil hit the tips goal today before break and this resulted in no tip from SilentBob, OneMinuteMan, or Pookie. A rare occurrence of late.

Phil previously stated that SilentBob was a YT viewer who doesn't watch the stream, which is why he tips Phil directly. He is likely also the person behind all these names.
So was Phil lying then and he watches the stream and only tips if Phil needs the money? Or does Phil just not list the tips when he is over the tips goal because he figures people don't need to know about that constant income?
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I do think a few fans are doing more behind da scenes help with Dave reaching out to them at all hours. I mean he expected mods to be able to talk with him in the early morning hours, seeing the Anony leaked discord stuff. I think Dave holds on to some of the tips once he gets close to/hits the tip goal because he needs the money...he really does. He knows his crowd like you said. I bet he knows the income is starting to fall and pissy about not being able to put as much money as he did into gacha soon. He has to cover that 5k monthly "business" bill too.
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
What was the world-ending problem that time?
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If I'm getting my lore right this is when he found out that he owed state back taxes. He cried poor and said he was gonna lose his house but wouldn't say what was going on behind the scenes. He revealed the back taxes around Thanksgiving of that year. DSP also thought that would be a great time to fly his broke ass gf out to visit him.

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"My streams are doing fine, people are enjoying them, people are happy" says the sedentary blob, dressed like a 10 year old and on the verge of tears. He then rattles off a litany of excuses on why his streams are in fact, NOT doing fine, instantly contradicting himself in panicked denial. It's amazing that he is still trying to convince himself that he's at the helm of a growing stream, great things on the horizon with the move back to youtube etc. It just is not the case and frankly never will be, as long as Phil keeps being Phil, and when has he ever deviated from that? There is so much to break down from that 5 minute rant, too much for one post, I'm just glad we got some primo salt with VF and now this.
 
Mr. Brown said:
Did anyone bring up Frank Hassle to Phil?

This is something I really want to see. Phil going 100% autistic and "OMG HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME REEEE" as Frank calls him a pussy or whatever would be top tier content.

I really want to see Phil threatening Frank if he turns up.
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Would be fucking hilarious to see Frank Hassle walk up to Phil in the mall on his "day off".

All he would need to say is "Hey Darksydephil!" and phil would drop his orange julius, shit his pants, and run off, leaving his wife behind.

He is the biggest pussy in the world when he isn't in his little bubble where he can talk shit without any rebuttals.
 
Pargon said:
I seriously think this is the reason he’s avoiding it. For whatever is going on in his head Phil just cannot stomach sexualized women in the games he streams anymore which is hilarious because any game from the Japanese side of development not meant strictly for elementary school children is gonna have bouncing tits. He’s locking out whole chunks of potential content and I can’t stop laughing over it because this closet case is addicted to a mobile game based on one of the most non-pornographic homoerotic forms of entertainment from the last two centuries.

Blowing off both feet with one hand while honking his dong with the other. What an absolute shambles of a man.
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Probably another reason why he won't play SFV since players can choose interesting costumes for female characters.
 
hundredthousand said:
Would be fucking hilarious to see Frank Hassle walk up to Phil in the mall on his "day off".

All he would need to say is "Hey Darksydephil!" and phil would drop his orange julius, shit his pants, and run off, leaving his wife behind.

He is the biggest pussy in the world when he isn't in his little bubble where he can talk shit without any rebuttals.
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This was known since his FGC days when he ran off from a challenge.
 
NynchLiggers said:
This was known since his FGC days when he ran off from a challenge.
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Yeah haha if I remember correctly Jaha (JaHaBASEDGOD) a muscular Asian dude in the FGC had him running into a bathroom and hiding. When someone wants to actually talk to Phil and he can't privately message them about doing some lame DX crotch chops to the crowd he shrivels instantly.
 
It's almost like Phil wants his streaming career to die, his decisions are so bad lately. Just look at the games he's playing.
Fallout New Vegas: 11 year old game he's played before, and he's not even playing with mods or a unique build or anything.
Mass Effect 3: Almost exactly as above. 9 year old game he's played before, again he's not even playing with mods or a unique build, and he's also purposefully skipping any and all interactions with female party members. You know why.
Ratchet and Clank: Another sequel to a long running series which has been on a downward trend for a long time now. Phil has started openly shitting on the game and calling it boring.
Call of Duty: Probably the closest thing to an exciting game he plays now, but it's the same shit he's been doing for the last seven months. Refuses to touch any other game modes, play with fans, etc.
Street Fighter: Phil's weekly ego trip, except when he has to play Alpha 3 or 3rd Strike. Large chunks of the streams involve him getting stream sniped and trolled.
MLBeeee?: It's a fucking baseball game so it's pretty boring to watch already. Phil plays on baby difficulty and skips everything but when his player is at bat or pitching so you can't even get into if he's going to win or lose a game. Phil doesn't care either.
Virtua Fighter 5: Dropped like a rock because he ran out of utter noob players to beat with the one combo string he knows how to use. Refuses to play more because he's so busy with the other hot games he's playing.

He's killed his stream chat by turning on sub only mode, so now he can't even pretend he's popular. He skipped Guilty Gear because his ego can't take it and it might have a sexy girl as an opponent sometimes. Skipped Monster Hunter Rise because it's 'grindy' and he's terrified of getting trolled in multiplayer. He's never going back to Divinity. And coming up next he's playing... another boring sports game, Mario Golf.

Better come up with something fast, Phil. Your thirteen year legacy is drying up and the whales are dying on the beach.

Edit: I forgot Danganrompa. A visual novel and the only interesting character just died.
 
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YokuNama said:
He broke.
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Beautiful rant.

I love his "I can't do X because I already do Y" though.

Can't play Divinity or VF, new games are coming out!

Ratchet and Clank comes out, "I'm doing a variety so no wonder I haven't beaten it in two weeks!"

Phil, you don't do variety streams. You don't even stream, you just sit there like a melting stick of butter, muttering once in a while that tips are very good for the business.
Kaisaku Duze said:
Don't forget Dizzy, Baiken or Elphelt whenever they get added as DLC. Honestly PuritanSydePhil should stay far away from GG, way too much anime T&A for him to handle.
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Bridget would break him.
UaineRunei said:
What I noticed yesterday was, first of all, Phil saying that "look! He sidesteps every single move! This is bullshit!". Like, yeah buddy it's in the fucking game... Maybe learn how to use it? It's insanity to complain about a player that understands the mechanics better, has a bigger moveset and STILL say that he's not better than you. C'mon now...

Also, some players simply sandbagged him. They just baited his moves (usually trying to going aggressive and backing out repeatedly) and wait until he misses a medium punch or a low sweep, to just punish him, taking half of his HP bar. It was like some adults playing with a 5 year old boy... That was kinda sad, tbh.

And this is coming from someone that barely understands fighting games... VF5 punishes you 10x harder than SF2T, for example, but he doesn't get it... And he's the guy playing the fucking game, ffs.
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PPB can't comprehend movement in a 3D fighter.

Look at his movement in T7. The man just slowly walks back. He's unable to even do a shitty korean backdash lmao.

King of Hateful Slurs said:
Yeah haha if I remember correctly Jaha (JaHaBASEDGOD) a muscular Asian dude in the FGC had him running into a bathroom and hiding. When someone wants to actually talk to Phil and he can't privately message them about doing some lame DX crotch chops to the crowd he shrivels instantly.
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He ran away from Viscant (MVC2 EVO champ and all around cool lad, infamous for his LTG feud) and then JaHa, an ex-marine.
 
King of Hateful Slurs said:
Yeah haha if I remember correctly Jaha (JaHaBASEDGOD) a muscular Asian dude in the FGC had him running into a bathroom and hiding. When someone wants to actually talk to Phil and he can't privately message them about doing some lame DX crotch chops to the crowd he shrivels instantly.
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A little curiosity: the title "King of Hate" was not because he was controversial and hated like Phil claimed, it was actually the opposite: His soft-tard rage episodes whenever something didn't go well for him was actually the true reason for the nickname.
 
Pargon said:
I seriously think this is the reason he’s avoiding it. For whatever is going on in his head Phil just cannot stomach sexualized women in the games he streams anymore which is hilarious because any game from the Japanese side of development not meant strictly for elementary school children is gonna have bouncing tits. He’s locking out whole chunks of potential content and I can’t stop laughing over it because this closet case is addicted to a mobile game based on one of the most non-pornographic homoerotic forms of entertainment from the last two centuries.

Blowing off both feet with one hand while honking his dong with the other. What an absolute shambles of a man.
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Not just sexualized. To Phil, every woman is either his mom/maid or a sex object trying to seduce him. There's wanting to be faithful to your wife, and then there's going "EUGH! EUUUUGH! *covers eyes* SO IMMATURE! UUUUUUUUGHHHHH...! IS IT OVER YET?! UUUUUUUGH, THIS IS STOOPID! I'M MARRIED, I'M MATURE, AND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS KINDA STOOPID SHIT ANYMORE!" whenever there's another woman in the same room.
 
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Hey, Phil! Long time fan here. I would love to chat with you, but I'm banned since day 2. So, the next place to talk to you is obviously KF!

I noticed a dramatic change in this number here:
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And I wonder if you're going to make a special marathon when you reach 150 members to celebrate the membership extravaganza? Also, what did you have for dinner?
 
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Crisis Acting Instructor said:
"My streams are doing fine, people are enjoying them, people are happy" says the sedentary blob, dressed like a 10 year old and on the verge of tears. He then rattles off a litany of excuses on why his streams are in fact, NOT doing fine, instantly contradicting himself in panicked denial. It's amazing that he is still trying to convince himself that he's at the helm of a growing stream, great things on the horizon with the move back to youtube etc.
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I was there live when he went off on his rant and everything he said was either a flat-out lie or questionable at best.

"20 people being negative in chat, people are enjoying the stream and having fun except these idiots."
There weren't even 20 people chatting. It was 5 people and all of them were talking about how dead the chat was.

"I'm in an action packed game, I can't respond."
I'm assuming he's not talking about verbally because he was responding as he said this. I think by "respond" he means BAN people. He also shortly after this said he was bored so the game can't be that action packed.

"Its incredibly hard to get unbanned on Youtube."
That's why people just make new accounts. It's not like Twitch where your account has a CC that is attached to Amazon. Making an account is just easier.

"I haven't had a chance to beat it like every other streamer. I'm bored!"
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Not everyone.

"The reason the viewer numbers are low because the trolls don't come in anymore. They can't take control over the streams"
They are literally doing that now in much smaller forces. And if the stream numbers are low because of no trolls what does that say about his overall stream value?

Youtube doesn't have an installed viewer-base like Twitch where I would get organically like 50 viewers to watch the streams just browsing.
Yeah, and we're either banned immediately or left because of how trash the streams were. Plus everyone knows how much Phil hated people raiding him. He would insult the person raiding and bringing him new viewers every single time. Now he misses it? Go figure.

"Support is good."
1 guy. And if he didn't show up it would of been Beg City because by the time that $100 tip came in the 3 hour mark of the stream he was only itting at $3. Not including that big tip he would of got a grand total of $9 for the entire stream.

"The long time viewers are happier im on YouTube than on Twitch."
Bullshit because his viewer numbers have cut in half since the move over. They would of went up if that was the case.

"This will pick up. People will come."
Phil it's the end of June. The kids that watch you have been out of school. If they haven't showed up yet, they aren't coming. Only time people come is when some drama happens.

"How many big titles have come this month? ZERO."
Plenty has come out. And since when does the game have to be a BIG NEW RELEASE title for the audience to be entertained? There are still hundreds of Minecraft streamers playing the same shit and getting thousands of viewers. Its YOU, Phil.

"You're making shit up to cause drama."
The only one making shit up is you Phil.
 
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