DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[c-no]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

Has anyone seen the video where Phil lashes out at the guy who built him A BRAND NEW gaming PC.

He lashed out at a guy who built him a gaming PC? That has to be one of the biggest moves a guy can make to be a rude jack ass. I would like to see that video as well, I wonder just how DSP acted in that, lashing out at a guy who built him a pc.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

Has anyone seen the video where Phil lashes out at the guy who built him A BRAND NEW gaming PC.

He lashed out at a guy who built him a gaming PC? That has to be one of the biggest moves a guy can make to be a rude jack ass. I would like to see that video as well, I wonder just how DSP acted in that, lashing out at a guy who built him a pc.

I can't find the original video unfortunately, but here is the man Phil was raging about giving his side of the story.

What's even worse, this guy also set up Phil's website.

[youtube]QO3QKTfpq4A[/youtube]

 

[Springblossom]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

Has anyone seen the video where Phil lashes out at the guy who built him A BRAND NEW gaming PC.

He lashed out at a guy who built him a gaming PC? That has to be one of the biggest moves a guy can make to be a rude jack ass. I would like to see that video as well, I wonder just how DSP acted in that, lashing out at a guy who built him a pc.

I can't find the original video unfortunately, but here is the man Phil was raging about giving his side of the story.

What's even worse, this guy also set up Phil's website.

I give him credit. If someone pulled that big a dick move on me, I'd just build him another PC as a peace offering.

And by peace offering, I mean I'd wire in a pound of C4.

 

[c-no]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

Has anyone seen the video where Phil lashes out at the guy who built him A BRAND NEW gaming PC.

He lashed out at a guy who built him a gaming PC? That has to be one of the biggest moves a guy can make to be a rude jack ass. I would like to see that video as well, I wonder just how DSP acted in that, lashing out at a guy who built him a pc.

I can't find the original video unfortunately, but here is the man Phil was raging about giving his side of the story.

What's even worse, this guy also set up Phil's website.

[youtube]QO3QKTfpq4A[/youtube]

One thing I forgot to ask: why did DSP even lash out at the guy set up his website and custom pc?

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

One thing I forgot to ask: why did DSP even lash out at the guy set up his website and custom pc?

Because he's an egomaniacal money and e-fame whore.

 

[A Witty Name]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

The "this is how you don't play" series is catching on with other people. Some are taking it upon themselves to make more vids showing DSP tard raging at games.


[youtube]pKUXZl24qQA[/youtube]
[youtube]VeVN3OjFThQ[/youtube]

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

[youtube]XdJFIUYEHCM[/youtube]

Gather round and watch Phil insult Troy Baker and ruin Bioshock: Infinite's end credits with his awful singing and immature comments.

 

[c-no]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

[youtube]XdJFIUYEHCM[/youtube]

Gather round and watch Phil insult Troy Baker and ruin Bioshock: Infinite's end credits with his awful singing and immature comments.

With those sort of things DSP would do in his vids, one can cue the fans unsubscribing from him, leading to his income lowering with every video that gets less views.

 

[Overcast]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

[youtube]XdJFIUYEHCM[/youtube]

Gather round and watch Phil insult Troy Baker and ruin Bioshock: Infinite's end credits with his awful singing and immature comments.

With those sort of things DSP would do in his vids, one can cue the fans unsubscribing from him, leading to his income lowering with every video that gets less views.

Pretty much. At that point, he's going to have to go out and get a real job or starve.

It would also mean no more of Evilaj's DSP videos.

Speaking of Troy Baker, I only just found out that Booker and Valvatorez, (the black haired guy in my signature) share him as a voice actor. : O

"Don't worry Elizabeth! I'll show Comstock the power of sardines!!"

 

[Rio]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

The "this is how you don't play" series is catching on with other people. Some are taking it upon themselves to make more vids showing DSP tard raging at games.


[youtube]pKUXZl24qQA[/youtube]
[youtube]VeVN3OjFThQ[/youtube]

Even on PC, he uses a camcorder? why the fuck?

capture software really isnt that hard to find. Also, how is he that bad at making jokes?

Also, wtf, how is he this bad at the witcher? and how is any of the reasons he dies the game's fault? The witcher 2 is a great game. If he wants simple, rather easy combat, he should stick to assassins creed. He calls the developers of the witcher 2 inept just because he sucks too badly at the game to get through the fucking prologue.

 

[A Witty Name]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

Also, wtf, how is he this bad at the witcher? and how is any of the reasons he dies the game's fault? The witcher 2 is a great game. If he wants simple, rather easy combat, he should stick to assassins creed. He calls the developers of the witcher 2 inept just because he sucks too badly at the game to get through the fucking prologue.

He called Assassin's Creed combat hard during his Witcher 2 LP.

 

[Springblossom]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

Also, wtf, how is he this bad at the witcher? and how is any of the reasons he dies the game's fault? The witcher 2 is a great game. If he wants simple, rather easy combat, he should stick to assassins creed. He calls the developers of the witcher 2 inept just because he sucks too badly at the game to get through the fucking prologue.

He called Assassin's Creed combat hard during his Witcher 2 LP.

He LPed AC3 and - surprise, surprise - sucked ass because he ignored the tutorials. It was the one he did with his girlfriend as a co-commentator, and they actually got into fights because she was telling him to pay attention to the tutorials.

[youtube]XdJFIUYEHCM[/youtube]

Gather round and watch Phil insult Troy Baker and ruin Bioshock: Infinite's end credits with his awful singing and immature comments.

Oh god, that hurt.

"Why would they make this whole song when they could just make it two lines? And while we're at it, why would they make all those little dead ends and secret areas when they could just make the entire game a straight linear path? What's the point of all this scenery? They could have just made the game take place in an underground tunnel and saved some artwork! Voice actors? Who needs 'em! Just make the programmers do voice acting!"

 

[Male]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

I recall in his Dark Souls game he admitted that he only play these games to get paid. Which makes the theory that he plays like an asshole on purpose sound very likely.

 

[Springblossom]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

I recall in his Dark Souls game he admitted that he only play these games to get paid. Which makes the theory that he plays like an asshole on purpose sound very likely.

He was yelling about how Dark Souls wasn't 'his' kind of game. The fuck is his kind of game? Looking at his channel, it's impossible to tell what games he actually likes and what he's just playing for .

Also, he LPed Earthbound? I so, so hope it's a ROM and he didn't get a physical copy to LP it. If he LPs MOTHER3 and gives it the usual Phil treatment, I might have to kill him.

EDIT: Okay, watched a bit of the first video, and the first thing you see is the ZNES startup screen. Apparently, he owned it as a kid.

Aaaand four minutes in he's making Paula Dean jokes and laughing like a buffoon at Poo's name. Fuck you, Phil.

 

[exball]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

I recall in his Dark Souls game he admitted that he only play these games to get paid. Which makes the theory that he plays like an asshole on purpose sound very likely.

He was yelling about how Dark Souls wasn't 'his' kind of game. The fuck is his kind of game? Looking at his channel, it's impossible to tell what games he actually likes and what he's just playing for

I'm not sure what you're talking about. Phil only plays game's for money.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

I recall in his Dark Souls game he admitted that he only play these games to get paid. Which makes the theory that he plays like an asshole on purpose sound very likely.

He was yelling about how Dark Souls wasn't 'his' kind of game. The fuck is his kind of game? Looking at his channel, it's impossible to tell what games he actually likes and what he's just playing for

I'm not sure what you're talking about. Phil only plays game's for money.

He prefers fighting games like Street Fighter, but as seen on this thread he can't play them for shit.

 

[Springblossom]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

He prefers fighting games like Street Fighter, but as seen on this thread he can't play them for shit.

Serious? How can he 'prefer' fighting games and yet be completely ignorant of mechanics, online etiquette...pretty much everything about them?

I'm calling bullshit. He's using the same bullshit lines Chris Bores uses (and he appeals to about the same audience too, I think) about how he's been 'gaming forevarr' and stuff like that, but it couldn't be more obvious that it's all a big fucking lie.

I keep hoping to find something remotely commendable, and I can't. I don't know why I bother. There's no redeeming Phil.

 

[Bugaboo]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

Is this guy like my evil and more stupid form or some shit?

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

He prefers fighting games like Street Fighter, but as seen on this thread he can't play them for shit.

Serious? How can he 'prefer' fighting games and yet be completely ignorant of mechanics, online etiquette...pretty much everything about them?

I'm calling bullshit. He's using the same bullshit lines Chris Bores uses (and he appeals to about the same audience too, I think) about how he's been 'gaming forevarr' and stuff like that, but it couldn't be more obvious that it's all a big fucking lie.

I keep hoping to find something remotely commendable, and I can't. I don't know why I bother. There's no redeeming Phil.

He has claimed numerous times that he was one of "best SF II players in the US" during the 90's, but judging by his skills, it's very debatable, I have no idea what his favourite genre is, but he's mentioned liking 2D fighters, so I presume that's a "preference" of his but he will pretty much hate on ALL types of video games for petty reasons.

Here's a two-part death montage of Phil failing at one of my childhood games (and as usual says it sucks, which pissed me off)

[youtube]VnMKHnjxS8M[/youtube]
[youtube]Qg7xuCieSn4[/youtube]

 

[José Mourinho]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

DarkSydePhil should get a new hobby if he hates every type of video games. Seriously.