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Night stream summary:
(I capped at around 9:20pm so he might got a little more after that)

Total tip: $76

Top tip: GameTrekker ($25), he also accounts for 70% of tonight's contributions alone

Phil complains of slow kahntribution, asking chat if he needs to shake things up

Chat gave him a lot of good ideas

Lublub is a clear troll

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FunkyFlashman said:
Apparently he's some weird fucker that writes Kirby fanfic.

gametrekker.tumblr.com

Tried to do a thing here once.

You can call me GameTrekker. GT for short. I'm currently figuring out what to do with this blog.
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How does DSP attract these weirdos?
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DSP is the max level to what this people expire to be.

They are loners, have little to no social life, still playing video games 8+ hours a day every single day well into their 30's, no kids, no partner. Nothing.

DSP gets to sit at home all day, play video games, and make tons of money doing it, have a maid/wife while still being a loner? DSP is their best life. Which in everyone else eyes isn't much of a life at all.
 
N0thingICanDo said:
Night stream summary:
(I capped at around 9:20pm so he might got a little more after that)

Total tip: $76

Top tip: GameTrekker ($25), he also accounts for 70% of tonight's contributions alone

Phil complains of slow kahntribution, asking chat if he needs to shake things up

Chat gave him a lot of good ideas

Lublub is a clear troll

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It's crazy that all these suggestions for how he can improve his sleep-inducing streams revolve around lowering the amount of money you give him to play dress-up. Phil's become such a creature of habit who's shot down literally every suggestion his viewers have given to make his streams better that this what now passes for "constructive criticism".
 
I like how despite his lifestyle crashing down around him with the leaks and the constant low tips streams, he's able to maintain this facade of being calm and in control. I wonder how long he'll be able to pretend like he's not about to lose his mind. Is it when the mortgage company comes to foreclose the house because he cannibalized his mortgage payments for Hogan pulls?
 
There he begs it,

like clockwork slow streams after slow streams

@Comma

This one I didn't even need to photoshop, he just begged it out like a mature 39 year old coomer

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capefear56 said:
I like how despite his lifestyle crashing down around him with the leaks and the constant low tips streams, he's able to maintain this facade of being calm and in control. I wonder how long he'll be able to pretend like he's not about to lose his mind. Is it when the mortgage company comes to foreclose the house because he cannibalized his mortgage payments for Hogan pulls?
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I don't think from his perspective his life is actually in anyway that "stressful" in terms of the way he's living it right now. (well maybe when he doesn't rake in enough from tips to pay for his gin, gacha, doordash crap, although if this is what he considers the most stressful responsibilities in his day, then it just proves my point).

He has virtually stayed in same working position for over 13 years and I don't think he's ever seriously considering the possibility of ever not streaming, unless something literally forces him or blocks him from streaming. Sure I guess at this point sitting on his gout chair looking at a flashing screen, saying just random filler words here and there would be a pretty fucking boring job and you can tell in the past few years that it's become increasingly evident that he doesn't enjoy this job as much as he once did, but if it was truly a stressful existence then he'd just stop at some point? No one is pointing a gun to his head to force him to earn a living the exact way he's been going about it. Plenty of content creators have a side gig to keep some sense of variety in their lives and make time out of their day to spend on hobbies, why would Phil be motivated to do anything different if he's perfectly competent larping as a muhture adult with a cat son?

The only things that would literally make him start pulling his hair out is if his ability to earn an income via streaming is severely limited or he goes through some health scare and he has virtually no way to cover all his possible expenses because there is no plan b with him.
 
Fragarach said:
It's crazy that all these suggestions for how he can improve his sleep-inducing streams revolve around lowering the amount of money you give him to play dress-up. Phil's become such a creature of habit who's shot down literally every suggestion his viewers have given to make his streams better that this what now passes for "constructive criticism".
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The only way he has of hitting goals recently has been either been an overly zealous fan or by lowering them. He knows and the wheelchairs know as well.
 
N0thingICanDo said:
There he begs it,

like clockwork slow streams after slow streams

@Comma

This one I didn't even need to photoshop, he just begged it out like a mature 39 year old coomer

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He has to be the only streamer who begs people to "swing by" to give him their money. He doesn't even care if you are there to stay and watch. Nope, it's always "swing by and give me money because you like me". He really believes that is how it should be. Addiction truly has made him deranged.
 
FunkyFlashman said:
Apparently he's some weird fucker that writes Kirby fanfic.

gametrekker.tumblr.com

Tried to do a thing here once.

You can call me GameTrekker. GT for short. I'm currently figuring out what to do with this blog.
gametrekker.tumblr.com gametrekker.tumblr.com

How does DSP attract these weirdos?
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At one point someone sent in a fake tip under a fake gametrekker account too. He started to read it but stopped and realized what was going on.
 
N0thingICanDo said:
This one I didn't even need to photoshop, he just begged it out like a mature 39 year old coomer

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The begging has been out of control this week. And he is STILL crying about chargebacks from a few days ago? Bitch, you just got your big YouTube monthly payment, where did all the money go?

Does he really think people see his tweets (remember he brags about how much reach he has on Twitter) and think to themselves "Oh no, I'm not watching DarksydePhil's stream but he needs people to swing by and give him money? I'll definitely come by and support because it's not like he's going to begging for money every single day!". He drifts further and further away from reality as we speak.
 
King Nutsack said:
The begging has been out of control this week. And he is STILL crying about chargebacks from a few days ago? Bitch, you just got your big YouTube monthly payment, where did all the money go?

Does he really think people see his tweets (remember he brags about how much reach he has on Twitter) and think to themselves "Oh no, I'm not watching DarksydePhil's stream but he needs people to swing by and give him money? I'll definitely come by and support because it's not like he's going to begging for money every single day!". He drifts further and further away from reality as we speak.
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He sees about 2000 impressions on twitter and thinks each one is a fan who's too scared to support him. That's why he puts those tweets out. Hoping to snag one and guilt them into tipping.

Phil will have forgotten what happened the day earlier, except what happened with how much he got.
 
Sup3r said:
He sees about 2000 impressions on twitter and thinks each one is a fan who's too scared to support him. That's why he puts those tweets out. Hoping to snag one and guilt them into tipping.

Phil will have forgotten what happened the day earlier, except what happened with how much he got.
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Yeah then he'll play a game badly but before he'll moderate chat for 20 mins. Then for 20 mins bitch about life. Then play a game where chat tells him how to play. Then people will make a this is how you don't play that take all the views. Miss the days where he just played a game badly making excuses for why its bad while making awful jokes. My fav moment is his cooking vids.
 
Jazz never died! said:
Yeah then he'll play a game badly but before he'll moderate chat for 20 mins. Then for 20 mins bitch about life. Then play a game where chat tells him how to play. Then people will make a this is how you don't play that take all the views. Miss the days where he just played a game badly making excuses for why its bad while making awful jokes. My fav moment is his cooking vids.
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That's the thing, if it was just making bad jokes while being shit at games no one would care. People like that are dime a dozen. Wth Phil, it's all the other bullshit around him. The begging, the lying, the hypocrisy and the toxicity. In wrestling terminology, he's a heel who's deluded himself into thinking he's a face.

He's like watching a car crash with the Slo Mo guys, just waiting for the impact to end just to be able to say it's over.
 
Kosher Dill said:
I wasn't expecting Cop Jenna :lol:

"$11.95? You can't afford 11.95? What's your problem?"
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If DSP ever made a porno, it would look something like this.

He’d come up with the laziest plot/plan imaginable, but despite Khats enthusiastic efforts, Phil found the only guy who can’t get hard while someone is sucking his dick.

“GUYS WE HAVE AN HOUR TILL THE STORE OPENS! DONT DERAIL MY PORNO!”

Jazz never died! said:
Yes everyone on this thread is. To a point.
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My old man watches TV. Lots of people watch shitty streamers.

I got Phil and his soap opera: Days of Pig’s Life for entertainment.

It’s a show with constant surprise plot twists, riveting ups and dramatic lows that furthermore teaches important ethical and moral lessons without ever getting preachy.

If some people feel like spreading even more joy in the world by taking 3 hour long streams and cutting them to digestible shorts, more power to them.

Oh, and best of all, I get to socialize with people in the chat and have a good time.


The only real cringe here, are people who spend 50$ a month to watch crap on basic cable when they could watch Phil’s struggles and triumphs completely free.

Oh, and those moral fags who stroke out of rage every time Phil hits a tipsgoal. They ARE kinda cringe, fair enough.
 
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Fapcop said:
Oh, and those moral fags who stroke out of rage every time Phil hits a tipsgoal. They ARE kinda cringe, fair enough.
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They are stupid. The most hitting tips goal should get out of us is a shrug. Though at this rate I might end up cheering if he does.
 
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