Damegreywulf AKA DandyMeowth - Troll turned SJW, lets kittens die horribly

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Meowthkip said:
WE GOT VOICE!

http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/6964681435/but-you-know-actually-im-wrong-because-emotions
https://archive.is/SKtpV
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:lol::lol::lol:
No wonder why she's buttmad all the time, she sounds like the biggest fucking nerd!
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A dramtic reading
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/125480389836

Ok wtf is this?
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/125457902371/dame-auditions-but-suddenly-runs-into-an-emotional

She reminds me of Amy Bouzaglo, like she's manic as shit in this audio file.
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/112947503771/ihateeveryone00000000000-and-veeshadirus

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Anonymous asked:
what;s a good way for an underage girl to masturbate that doesn't require going to a sex shop

8D! I feel honoured that you’d ask me this!

Just use your hands! It’s different with everyone though, so how you use them is up to what feels good to you. It may take a while before you find what really gets you going, though.
To experiment, just rub, press, finger, flick, pinch, and generally feel all around your vulva and poke some fingers in your vagina.

I’ll get personal. Fingering on the inside doesn’t do much for me, but that’s probably because I have long, thin fingers. However using my palm to push down and apply pressure to my clit does the trick.

A lot of girls apparently find rubbing one or two fingers all around and on the clit to be really good, too.
If you need penetration, home-made toys include… well, electric toothbrushes, cucumbers, pens, and such - pretty much anything your imagination can come up with that you’re willing to use. But be careful! If you haven’t popped your cherry yet, getting too big and too rough too soon might end up hurting. It’s best to do penetration when you’re, ah, “well oiled” - which will most likely make the “pop” painless.

It may or may not work right away, again it differs person to person. You’ll have to be patient to find what works for you. And believe me, it can get frustrating! But eventually you’ll figure something out.

Good luck! Hope I helped!
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There is something so wrong about teaching a minor how to masturbate, to me this is a huge fucking red flag. Wouldn't this normally be considered child grooming? Wtf is wrong with this lady!
 
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Holy shit, I'm laughing like an idiot at these. She's trying so hard to sound edgy and witty, but just sounds like someone who was stuffed into lockers throughout high school.
 
Mulligan said:
There is something so wrong about teaching a minor how to masturbate, to me this is a huge fucking red flag. Wouldn't this normally be considered child grooming? Wtf is wrong with this lady!
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There are resources by professionals that teach teenagers about masturbation, but those are usually like, classes or pamphlets or books or websites. They're usually written in very straight-forward, clinical language, usually with simple diagrams that look like something out of a textbook.

What bothers me is that instead of linking said minor to that information, Dame takes it upon herself to describe how to masturbate in an uncomfortable and inappropriate amount of detail. But it's okay, she wants to be a sexologist.

Anyway, got a lot more info about those dead kittens!

ANONYMOUS TIPSTER said:
Here's everything I got so far about the kittens. I don't know if this is the first batch the staff member told me about or the second or third. Basically all the kittens eventually died or went missing but dame is the only one it affected and who cared despite, y'know, an entire litter of kittens dying, like that's normal

Dead kittens. Yep. These are all from June and July 2011. She had an older cat named Goofy that also died of old age so I left that one out.


Three remaining ones
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/6200468432/okay
https://archive.is/TpPMv

More about the kittens
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/6810577135/dont-play-chicken-with-kittens-they-always-win
https://archive.is/hRix0

Here’s two that went missing
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7000324337/two-more-kittens-have-gone-missing-i-would-write
https://archive.is/kV6bK

Kitten named Karkat is missing and probably dead
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/6084974299/karkat-kitten-goes-missing-karkat-character
https://archive.is/4Rlq2

Strangers won’t take in kittens
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/6397978976/everyones-allergic-to-cats
https://archive.is/a5TzX

Last one left
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7065161916/its-really-depressing-watching-our-last-kitten
https://archive.is/Y3Yqh

Dreams about burying pets
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8321834837/ever-have-day-nightmares-that-the-pets-youve

The last kitten is killed by their car. Dame goes on about it sucks for her and her life
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7234479303/lifes-not-fair-is-it
https://archive.is/MtPZS

Continue: my kitten died, here’s some edge
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7253160111/im-still-really-beat-up-about-the-kitten-despite
https://archive.is/ekYef



Here's another picture of her calling her legs fat, didn't post full image because its big
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7237830313/ugh-look-at-my-gross-fat-legs-but-hey-im
https://archive.is/Tm1FQ
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In regards to that last link, it appears Dame participated in a cub petting, a highly controversial practice that draws a lot of criticism from exotic animal rescue organizations.

How problematic!
 
Meowthkip said:
There are resources by professionals that teach teenagers about masturbation, but those are usually like, classes or pamphlets or books or websites. They're usually written in very straight-forward, clinical language, usually with simple diagrams that look like something out of a textbook.

What bothers me is that instead of linking said minor to that information, Dame takes it upon herself to describe how to masturbate in an uncomfortable and inappropriate amount of detail. But it's okay, she wants to be a sexologist.

Anyway, got a lot more info about those dead kittens!



In regards to that last link, it appears Dame participated in a cub petting, a highly controversial practice that draws a lot of criticism from exotic animal rescue organizations.

How problematic!
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Why couldn't she just take those cats inside? This really rubs me the wrong way because we raised a kitten that was abandoned by his mother a few years ago too. He's fine and healthy today but she could have done a lot more for those cats.
 
Meowthkip said:
There are resources by professionals that teach teenagers about masturbation, but those are usually like, classes or pamphlets or books or websites. They're usually written in very straight-forward, clinical language, usually with simple diagrams that look like something out of a textbook.

What bothers me is that instead of linking said minor to that information, Dame takes it upon herself to describe how to masturbate in an uncomfortable and inappropriate amount of detail. But it's okay, she wants to be a sexologist.

Anyway, got a lot more info about those dead kittens!



In regards to that last link, it appears Dame participated in a cub petting, a highly controversial practice that draws a lot of criticism from exotic animal rescue organizations.

How problematic!
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I understand that her cats are constantly having litters but that is a alarming amount of dead kittens there. It was clear from the get-go that she doesn't take care of her cats properly(her refusing to spay her cat). But all these dead/missing kittens makes me think somethings up, there's just something not right about this situation but I can't quite figure out what.

:semperfidelis: Semper fidelis to the anonymous tipster(s) for all this information.
 
Meowthkip said:
In regards to that last link, it appears Dame participated in a cub petting, a highly controversial practice that draws a lot of criticism from exotic animal rescue organizations.

How problematic!
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This is off topic but I love how animal activists almost always pull the tried and true Hitler card. I lol'd heartily at this picture on that site you linked
 
Went through her #NSFW tag to see how much of a sick fuck she was. It's mostly her fetishizing gay dudes. I did find a few things that tumblr would deem oh-so-very problematic. Which is hilarious considering her new SJW mindset.

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[archive]

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Isn't it a sin on tumblr to have a racial preference in sex partners?
She has a foreskin obsession, apparently. [archive]

Annnd... a there's a cat penis in her porn tag.
wow [archive]
 
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GIANT DUMP OF LINKS AHOY! Kind of bushed right now so I haven't gone through them yet. At some point, I want to edit OP with her list of sins.

ANONYMOUS TIPSTER said:
Aha, here's an August post about the shitton of cats they've owned, with a ton of litters and apparently only one cat was spayed. A lot of the kittens died. The kittens she mentioned earlier are seen at the last paragraphs. Apparently she thinks someone has been taking their cats. probably because they realized you have a billion of them and none of them are fixed. There's a part 1 to this story but it's not about aas many cats, just Dame saying how some neighbors had too many and didn't treat them right

http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/9113739343/the-cat-saga-part-2
https://archive.is/kFUTF


Here's her general intro post, too, in case a general thing about her is needed. Lives in IL and says she hates politics despite 90% of her account being about them
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8939318398/this-is-an-intro-post
https://archive.is/9Rhi5

From June to August



June 2011

Overweight, high and drunk (she has mentioned before earlier she doesn’t like pot or drinking even though she has about 15 different mentions of getting/being high, didn’t post them since they’re just everywhere) She posts about her weight gaining and such a lot but Ill make those separate.
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/6674355520/im-not-good-at-this-being-overweight-thing
https://archive.is/oLT9d

Apparently sober from weed now? unless she doesn’t smoke it
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/6478836689/confession-times
https://archive.is/zLRnU

Nope just kidding
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/6469184874/life-update

Is she otherkin now? Because here’s her not taking them seriously
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/6633994991/when-people-tell-me-i-need-to-respect-the
https://archive.is/mdBMK

Origin of damegreywulf name
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/6464910810/that-one-virgo-reblog-with-the-story-behind-your
https://archive.is/rFLqw


July 2011

Did name her vibrator Pete
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8314124967/the-things-i-love

Dreams about killing cats and not getting sex
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8277912847/dreams

Meds she takes are zyprexa
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8230597294/intheboulevardofbrokendreams-replied-to-your-post
https://archive.is/UU7Aq

More vices
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8179300917/im-honestly-a-little-disappointed-in-myself-in
https://archive.is/QXUcI

tfw no cuddles
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8156320692/fjlkdl-i-wanna-cuddle
https://archive.is/o40vf

drug test coming up; aunt recommends drinking bleach
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7980922060/oh
https://archive.is/YWWhI

doesn’t agree with privilege because of angry middle-class white girls. hmmm
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7975079520/so-dame-what-are-your-thoughts-on-privilege
https://archive.is/7qIaT

Dame audio file for Q&A about sex and tmi
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7909402682/httpdametoradeviantartcomjournal42481834
https://archive.is/4gXFI

hundredth time going on about missing her periods. I left out a lot of it because she mostly just kept mentioning how she wanted to go to a vacation with her aunt but didn’t because she never knew when her period was coming.(she ended up going & actually liked being outside, who knew)
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7836541353/speaking-of-tmi-wednesday
https://archive.is/5hRdj

Gay smut fic
http://z13.invisionfree.com/DameGreyWulf/index.php?showtopic=28
https://archive.is/svm3P

Tore hole in pants from masturbating
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7819799041/i-tore-a-hole-in-my-pants-somehow-i-can-only
https://archive.is/1dVu4

I wish filthy white religious country people here were as cool as Applejack
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7714580075/the-reason-i-like-applejack
https://archive.is/qd2iC

likes touching and pinching people’s butts
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7293371222/the-funny-thing-about-me-not-really-being-an-ass
https://archive.is/TPZ0V

Obsession with her butt ‘twitching’ when excited (she’s 21)
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7218038401/help-my-ass-twitches-when-im-excited
https://archive.is/5PqRY

http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7217333576/my-butt-feels-funny-i-must-be-excited-about
https://archive.is/VP1C1


August 2011

Dame’s mom won’t let her take a relaxing crap
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/9656745850/it-figures-that-when-i-decide-to-take-a-break
https://archive.is/3pZAO

Naked pic of dame w her top hat? or her friend has a nude. I don’t know how to tumblr
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/9634951210/it-wont-let-me-put-a-link-in-just-look-at-my
https://archive.is/SO8c9

Horrifying squealing noises when she masturbates
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/9609420867/tmi-tuesday
https://archive.is/jDBqP

asks for shirtless pics of a guy
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/9579895944/thestarsprism-show-me-a-picture-of

Wrote fic about guys who had sex in a church nursery (yes really)
http://orig07.deviantart.net/dac3/f/2011/240/f/9/of_fags_and_faggots_by_dametora-d486qln.html
https://archive.is/jtl96

Car sex should be legal
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/9426091477/i-think-that-people-should-be-allowed-to-have-sex
https://archive.is/w0bP1

just an example post, but her dad plays D&D and has a group of friends who come over to play it with him. Dame joined in and likes it, despite her whole thing about hating her dad and being apathetic to his heart attacks and hospital stay. She’s made posts about d&d before but here’s one, just thought it was interesting
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/9236029624/so-we-played-dd-last-night-dads-friends-and
https://archive.is/qq89E

dame lets us know exactly how she showers
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8984519399/when-i-shower-i-do-my-business-in-this-order
https://archive.is/4FJII

Another pet (might be another cat) seems sick and infected from getting into fights
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8877890152/moris-gums-are-pale-and-his-tongue-is-a-dirty
https://archive.is/dHqOp

Taking the meaning of chivalry way too seriously
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8833711230/i-dont-like-chivalry-i-like-politeness-instead
https://archive.is/Q1Qap

Wants to blog about things like car crashes and her first period and masturbation
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8808998128/i-am-going-to-make-this-blog-more-like-a-blog
https://archive.is/a7mYQ

Always planned to get rid of a cat because… reasons. But hasn’t
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8748148012/weve-always-planned-to-get-rid-of-mama-kitty-but
https://archive.is/NEjsj

“Then I saw the blood in my panties yaaay”
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8648463359/my-period-came-i-saw-the-blood-in-my-panties
https://archive.is/O4EoN

Now complains about having her periods again because she can’t penetrate herself with broken vibrator (rip Pete)
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8723280406/tmi-wednesday
https://archive.is/pDkJg

Ask about female circumcision on a first date
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/8372190123/do-you-believe-in-circumcising-women
https://archive.is/y0WhE
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POSSIBLE NOODS FOUND IN THERE? No noods, just talk of noods since deleted.
 
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Meowthkip said:
GIANT DUMP OF LINKS AHOY! Kind of bushed right now so I haven't gone through them yet. At some point, I want to edit OP with her list of sins.



POSSIBLE NOODS FOUND IN THERE?
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Holy shit how can one person have that many dead cats?

Also why must she go into every little detail about every gross thing that happens to her body? (autism)

doesn’t agree with privilege because of angry middle-class white girls. hmmm
http://damegreywulf.tumblr.com/post/7975079520/so-dame-what-are-your-thoughts-on-privilege

My sides are now in orbit.
 
OP updated so newcomers can appreciate just what we've stumbled upon.

In light of all the dead cats, it's fitting that her avatar is taken from a frame of Felidae, a movie which has a ton of cat murder in it.
 
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Speaking of dead cats, has this been noted already? (Sorry for redundancy if it has)

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People like Dame are the reason Bob Barker had to tell everyone to spay or neuter their cats and dogs.
 
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