Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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This comic pretty spot on. Not only Consoomer Culture a politically correct replacement for religion in the west. It designed to replace the traditional family. Why do you think Twitter trannies freakout over the wholesome Japanese McDonald’s commercial?
 
With all this talk of rare games going up in price, I have to wonder... how many of these people are trying to get the games for the sake of collecting vs. playing? It seems like there is a shocking number of people out there that, for whatever reason, do not use emulators. Are most of these Gen Z kids so tech illiterate that they can't figure out how they work, or even how to download them?
Won't powerlevel too much, but I can confirm a sizable chunk either don't know about emulators, or know but are scared to make use of them.
 
With all this talk of rare games going up in price, I have to wonder... how many of these people are trying to get the games for the sake of collecting vs. playing? It seems like there is a shocking number of people out there that, for whatever reason, do not use emulators. Are most of these Gen Z kids so tech illiterate that they can't figure out how they work, or even how to download them?
Holy shit, to hear /v/ tell it, running an emulator takes an act of god and even then never works right. I'm astonished at how incompetent the buffoons over there are about absolutely anything that requires any deviation from bottom-tier "click button to play" consumption of interactive audio/visual entertainment products.
 
Holy shit, to hear /v/ tell it, running an emulator takes an act of god and even then never works right. I'm astonished at how incompetent the buffoons over there are about absolutely anything that requires any deviation from bottom-tier "click button to play" consumption of interactive audio/visual entertainment products.
That reminds me of how the creepy, weirdo TF2 YouTuber VenusianRapper (whom you might recall got featured on the Farms a little while back) was apparently unable to use an emulator even with someone holding his hand and walking him through the process. A lot it I think is that people just memorize what they're supposed to do so that they can do very specific things on a computer, without understanding any of the terminology or the principles of what they're actually doing.

Did you ever have any indication as to whether they have an easier time with Android emulators?
 
When it comes to collecting multiple pieces of merchandise of the same character, how many items does it take to reach consoomerism territory? Let's use this person's Astolfo collection as an example:

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I'd say 3-5 items would be the limit before reaching consoomer territory, and even that is a big if.

And the small bean plush there, shot up in value because people memed the hell out of it.
 
Every emulator I've ever used in my life is plug-and-play.

I open the .exe and click on the game I want to play. I don't know what those retards are doing.

The PS3 emulator asks you to download the console Bios, the link directs you to the official Sony website. It's that easy.
 
Every emulator I've ever used in my life is plug-and-play.

I open the .exe and click on the game I want to play. I don't know what those retards are doing.

The PS3 emulator asks you to download the console Bios, the link directs you to the official Sony website. It's that easy.
Between OpenEmu and Dolphin, emulation has become about as easy as it can get.

Unfortunately, the issues that others brought up, like zoomers being scared of piracy, or the simple fact that emulators don’t come fully loaded with games already, is legitimately the reason normies don’t want to use them. That little extra effort is just too much.

I didn’t use emulators back in the day because I didn’t have a powerful enough computer for GameCube/PS2 emulation.
 
When it comes to collecting multiple pieces of merchandise of the same character, how many items does it take to reach consoomerism territory? Let's use this person's Astolfo collection as an example:

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I'd say 3-5 items would be the limit before reaching consoomer territory, and even that is a big if.

And the small bean plush there, shot up in value because people memed the hell out of it.
That's pretty gay. I wonder what this guys Bridget collection looks like.
 
I didn’t use emulators back in the day because I didn’t have a powerful enough computer for GameCube/PS2 emulation.
I used to use emulators constantly in the early 2000’s for SNES and gameboys games - I have fond memories of playing a wonky fan translation of Pokémon Gold/Silver before it came out in the US. But I stopped for the above reason, and I haven’t thought about it in some time. Your post made me realize that these days even my crappy laptop could handle ps2 emulation! I’m unreasonably excited, time to download all my old favorite games! Emulators are a great way to get around the greed of companies profiting over and over again on your nostalgia. I got so mad when they took away backwards compatibility on consoles. There are some games I’ve bought like three or four times to keep being able to play them on newer hardware, but not everything gets ported and it’s super lame to get charged like $30-50 bucks sometimes for a game you originally bought in 2002 for the same exact amount.
 
Every emulator I've ever used in my life is plug-and-play.
Our idea of a plug-and-play and a normie idea is very different. I've met zoomers and cuspers/young millenials who had no idea they had to empty out the trash bin on their laptop.
When it comes to collecting multiple pieces of merchandise of the same character, how many items does it take to reach consoomerism territory? Let's use this person's Astolfo collection as an example:

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I'd say 3-5 items would be the limit before reaching consoomer territory, and even that is a big if.

And the small bean plush there, shot up in value because people memed the hell out of it.
The moment you start a shrine shelf is when you've hit consoomer.
 
You know he's just going to try to resell it rather than keep it. Though how you'd get away with selling a giant batman funko anywhere except private sellers far away is a mystery.

And underground ring of funkpop dealers would be hilarious.
Whenever I see these comic book stores propped up entirely with walls of Funkos, you know the ones, they’re entirely vanity business by their owners and just end up being a hive of smelly unwashed pedos lurking by the high school boys playing Magic - you know what I’m talking about - I just think they shouldn’t exist. So I’m glad for anything that makes their daily operations more difficult.
 
It doesn't matter if it doesn't make sense to celebrate advent at this time, your silly Christian religion means nothing to our Chinese handlers. Buy advent calendars anytime of the year! sToCkInG sTuFfErS ANYTIME! Gnomes and pickup Truck decorations for all holidays! Buy more useless shit! Consoom consoom consoom!

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