Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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I don't think it was a worldwide thing, in that wasn't a left vs right issue in the UK (our current/covid government was right wing), and I think other places, but if people were wearing t-shirts etc then I guess it was a cosumerist trend in the US.
 
I don't think it was a worldwide thing, in that wasn't a left vs right issue in the UK (our current/covid government was right wing), and I think other places, but if people were wearing t-shirts etc then I guess it was a cosumerist trend in the US.
>this doesnt happen
>ok fine it happens, but its not cringe
>ok its cringe but it doesnt happen everywhere

bro its ok you dont have to go to these lengths, were just here to laugh at idiots
this isnt a personal attack against you
 
I think Simulation and Simulacra touched on this subject a lot, if that sort of thing would be of any interest to you.
I was visiting the downtown recently and I saw a gay guy walk his dog. Nothing unusual about it except the fact that the dog had a toy stick. It was just like a wooden stick, but it was made of plastic. The guy was also your caricaturally gay man, complete with silver dyed short hair, diamond earrings and fake fur coat. I thought I was hallucinating for a brief moment. I thought then that I should come back to reading that book.

Picture this. A dog toy stick, made of obnoxiously dull brown plastic. I would say it would be stage two:
The second stage is perversion of reality, where we come to believe the sign to be an unfaithful copy, which "masks and denatures" reality as an "evil appearance—it is of the order of maleficence".
 
i dont think womens are the biggest 'rona-panickers, surprisingly that has been quite a unisex hobby
i think women are just more prone to consumerism
Not quite. Men and women are equal offenders, the difference is in what they consoom. Women are usually more interested in clothes, to the point where we don't dress for men, we dress for other women. Blokes can generally get away with something neat and clean, so long as he has good shoes and a decent pair of jeans on. Women will eviscerate and outcast friends who don't dress 'properly' or whose makeup style is out of date. Men absolutely consoom much of what women consoom as well, but women generally cop a shitton of social pressure on how they do and don't dress. At one end of fashion there's consoomerism, at the other end is having to keep up with Joan if you want any form of social standing.
 
Speaking of consoomers...
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Rare moment of self awareness, from the same person.
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Not quite. Men and women are equal offenders, the difference is in what they consoom. Women are usually more interested in clothes, to the point where we don't dress for men, we dress for other women. Blokes can generally get away with something neat and clean, so long as he has good shoes and a decent pair of jeans on. Women will eviscerate and outcast friends who don't dress 'properly' or whose makeup style is out of date. Men absolutely consoom much of what women consoom as well, but women generally cop a shitton of social pressure on how they do and don't dress. At one end of fashion there's consoomerism, at the other end is having to keep up with Joan if you want any form of social standing.
Men consume items related to their hobbies. Consoomers take it too far and turn collecting things into the hobby itself. I see it all the time in music production, some end up collecting instruments without making any music whatsoever. They covet the items used in the hobby, that’s a consoomer.
 
Speaking of school trends, anyone remember silly bandz? Those things were trades around for an entire school year when they were popular. By the time summer ended and it was time for school again, literally no one but a few kids had them on in school, and they mysteriously dropped them when they saw no one else was earing them.

I was actually surprised to find out those are still being made when the market peaked and crashed within a school year. I think a lot of this shit that trends in schools follows the same pattern.
I remember Crazy Bonez. Even the day care I went to banned them. That's how disruptive they ended up being.
 
Honestly find all the people being addicted to buying perfumes hilarious, I just can't find my sympathy bone for them.
BTW 15k is not even 15 perfumes from decent designers like Dior and Chanel. And if you like all of them and they're all regular sized 100ml/3.4 oz, as that's lasting you about a year if you wear a normal amount ever day. Well, you got perfume for 15 years. And it does not go bad after several years. Even if the brands like you to think so. People buy vintage perfume for a reason.

That's not even a bad investment, if you regularly wear some. Because it will eventually be used up.
But yea, the troglodytes do buy fragrances that are being shilled to them on jewtube. And well, I learned fast to never buy anything recommended by them, because they all smell shit. The classics are usually about 100 usd, but you never see them getting shilled
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Just take a shower.
"Blue" fragrances aka Blue de Chanel and Dior Sauvage Eau de Gunt smells like glorified shower gels. They are the most popular, even tho they're boring af.
To no ones surprise, some people like fragrances that make them smell unwashed. Some do actually like the smell of manure. Well, some do like to play with the poopoo too:|
 
id argue that turning your participation in the worldwide covid PVP event into a display of one's corporate loyalty is pretty fucking gay and fitting for the thread
using your choice of jab to define yourself is just another level of corporate dicksucking

but if you want merch after all....

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Those are t-shirt bots, they scrape the internet looking for trending phrases and hashtags then put them on stock photos of tshirts. They have become the scourge of online advertising. Not great evidence that anyone is into vaccine merch.
 
"Blue" fragrances aka Blue de Chanel and Dior Sauvage Eau de Gunt smells like glorified shower gels. They are the most popular, even tho they're boring af.
To no ones surprise, some people like fragrances that make them smell unwashed. Some do actually like the smell of manure. Well, some do like to play with the poopoo too:|
So that's why French people smell so bad...
 
In some part, consoomer culture arises due a widespread negative attitude towards work. Not just the Blue Collar work, but even White Collar jobs--the kind of work that the Dilbert cartoon is based around.

Negative attitudes about work are common because very few people in the US really make anything anymore. We just buy things. Very few people who do work actually create anything--they just sell products other people made. The link between product and creation has been severed. What hasn't been accounted for is the fact that this gives everyone a sense of detachment from said products. Sure, you can attribute consoomerism to people who just have bad values, but we should also realize that our whole system of production is completely fucked.

Very few of us actually know who actually produces the goods we consume--yet another way we are essentially detached from the system. The workforce is impersonal, and people are reduced to a number, a labor cost. Therefore, we have outsource all production to foreign countries because its cheaper. Like, a shirt you buy for $20 USD was probably made by some factory worker in Taiwan for the equivalent of $0.15 USD. Some Chinese workers have been documented as having dropped dead in factories while making the toys you put in your McDonald's Kid's Meals. We shop, but they drop. But we never see these connections because China is over there and not here. It's easy to ignore the problems with our system of production when they're far away from us, but not so easy if they're next-door to us.

Not only are we detached from the process of production, consoomers are necessarily removed from the materiality of the products they consume. Products have been imbued with special meaning and purpose through branding. Advertisements are not informative, they are full of fantasy. Shampoo doesn't tell you it will clean your hair, it fills your mind with visions of sunlit beaches, warm sand, a cool breeze and fresh air. You're sold a dream, not a reality.

Corporations are funny in this regard. They don't seem to exist on the corporeal world. For many people a corporation is something that exists completely within the mind. This aspect is where consoomerism shows itself to be utterly and truly a religious phenomena. People will spend hundreds to thousands of dollars for some plastic that is shaped like their favorite super-hero. They will spend hundreds of dollars on deluxe version of a new video game simply because the game is tied to a particular brand or franchise. They will devote hours and hours of their time talking to their friends about the history and people in worlds that don't exist as if that information holds any value.

People who say they are a "fan" of something, tout that label as if it holds any actual meaning or value. However, the only value a "fan" has is as someone who spends time and money on consuming products from a brand or franchise. Their identity is necessarily tied to a corporation, much like a Christian might be tied to his faith in God, a Muslim to Allah, or Buddhist to Taoism.
 
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