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As someone who is guilty of statue collecting consoomerism, I don't understand collecting shoes either.
The weirdest thing about sneaker collecting is that sneakers start deteriorating if you just keep them in a box. In a few years they start falling apart. Even if you wear them occasionally they're still not going to last particularly long. I just don't see the appeal.
 
The weirdest thing about sneaker collecting is that sneakers start deteriorating if you just keep them in a box. In a few years they start falling apart. Even if you wear them occasionally they're still not going to last particularly long. I just don't see the appeal.
The only thing I can see why people do it is if you want to flip them a few months after release. Limited editions sell out, consoomers still want then so the after market starts churning, happens with statues all the time. I have never ventured in that because A. I am in it for the collecting and B. I just don’t have that kind of a budget to gamble on rarity vs after market profit.
 
An NBA jersey collection is still a real thing to witness

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I’m surprised that it’s an almost 33 minute video of this.
 
It's a very feminine hobby. Given it's especially promoted to black men (i.e. Air Jordans), maybe it's some sort of buck breaking thing.
Blacks are actually very feminine. They might be aggressive but it's in a hysterical sense, not like controlled violence. They're also far more in tune with the feel of the group and seldomly undertake something on their own. The position a "momma" has in a household is a sign of a matriarchal culture. She is responsible and plans and organizes most of it (insofar these people organise and plan stuff). The black man, if he actively exists within a household is mostly regaled to lazing about. He is most often just absent. This is true for both african-americans and many west african cultures, where the woman forms the core of the household.

A more patriarchal culture would rank self-sufficiency, independent thought and self-restraint far higher than it happens among those of african descent.
 
Blacks are actually very feminine. They might be aggressive but it's in a hysterical sense, not like controlled violence.
Haven't really thought about it before. But it's actually very true. Women are the ones that act through feelings. Not just in a sexist way, but biologically. So I would guess thing gets fucky wucky in their head, when they are forced to go against their nature.
 


So this girl:
  • Always needs the next cool new thing
  • She isn't consistent/doesn't care about plant care
  • "I let plants die if I lose interest in it."
  • "I don't find joy in taking care of my plants."
Then what's the fucking point?
Also people in the comments are asking where she bought her eyelashes. Shit's wild.
 
He's also a 85 year old man that acts like a 35 year old millennial. The dude is as old as my grandma and yet treats Twitter as if it's the most important thing in the world.

Not surprising, many gay men will have the mentality of teenage girls for life and do age inappropriate things, like stan 20 year-old female popstars when they're in their 50s or wear clothing brands and styles aimed at people in their 20s. George Takei strikes me as someone trying to be younger rather than accepting the age he actually is.
 
That's not even his worst video if you can believe it. Here's a video of him literally crying over Fortnight. God what makes someone turn out this way?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lRE-DQ5z6Mw
My initial diagnosis of him was autism but he doesn't have that weird tism' voice they all seem to have. He may just be the middle stage evolution of a spoiled consooming soyboy. The dude is only 20 and has the hair of a 50 year old.
 
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So this girl:
  • Always needs the next cool new thing
  • She isn't consistent/doesn't care about plant care
  • "I let plants die if I lose interest in it."
  • "I don't find joy in taking care of my plants."
Then what's the fucking point?
Also people in the comments are asking where she bought her eyelashes. Shit's wild.
The point is just projecting a certain lifestyle. Like look at those forrest gump tier perfectly clean white? "fake farmer pants" she is wearing. Backing that style up with RL lore is the purpose.
Its just typical BPD pixiegourl "skinwalking" you can see all over the beauty parlour but as "mother nature/farm guirl" in her case. Fake it until you make it until it gets boring and you move on to the next thing to replace your non-existent personality with.

Also, plants are probably one of the the worst things in general to use for skinwalking since you have to commit to the hobby properly for it to work.
Cant take it seriously for two weeks and then do nothing for a month and then another week of "im such a farmer haha" LARP. Or you end up like her.

Also, growing just random bullshit is kinda boring, you want a specific plant, ideally something useful and it will be a lot more fun since the work is not just for works (or instagrams) sake but to eat/smoke/use your own, self-grown shit. That makes every watering more rewarding since its a step closer to your 100% self-made high-quality tomato salad.
But then again, that requires the kinda commitment (both financially and especially time-wise) that its a bit above the mental paygrade of people like her.
Projects like that are literally months-long and you cant just ignore them for 3 weeks to go to coachella or whatever.
You have to commit those few hours of work per week or face failure. You have to learn how plants work and at least the basic "Do's and Dont's" of growing anything.

All of that being said, plant-shit is heavily recommended by me. Stuff is fun and highly rewarding if you do it right and need a new hobby that isnt entirely about COOMSOOOM NAO.
It also includes as much tech/chemistry/biology autism as you want it to and gives you complete certainty that that tomato was not fucked with in some way.
But be aware, it requires patience like few other hobbies. You see surprising progress from one week to the next, (generally) not one day.
Also, some days require like 12 hours of work, but thats usually only at the very start/end of a plant-project and is also kinda fun if you like plantstuff.
 
Standard fare from the YA book front. Where it's not enough to just read books (lol what's a library,) you have to buy them all and make your shelf pretty for the internet... as well as collecting multiple copies with minuscule differences.

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download.mp4

So this girl:
  • Always needs the next cool new thing
  • She isn't consistent/doesn't care about plant care
  • "I let plants die if I lose interest in it."
  • "I don't find joy in taking care of my plants."
Then what's the fucking point?
Also people in the comments are asking where she bought her eyelashes. Shit's wild.
Scratch all that, the nose ring is the only thing you need to stay away from her. Isn't always needing something fun and exciting a sign of sociopathy too? She basically admitted to the whole fucking internet, that she's crazy as fuck.
Also, plants are probably one of the the worst things in general to use for skinwalking since you have to commit to the hobby properly for it to work.
Cant take it seriously for two weeks and then do nothing for a month and then another week of "im such a farmer haha" LARP. Or you end up like her.
Why I love fake plants, you avoid flies and critters with them too.
 
Also, growing just random bullshit is kinda boring, you want a specific plant, ideally something useful and it will be a lot more fun since the work is not just for works (or instagrams) sake but to eat/smoke/use your own, self-grown shit.
That's also why her saying she wants "the newest best thing" is weird. She only wants things because other people tell her to want them.
Why I love fake plants, you avoid flies and critters with them too.
Fake plants don't give oxygen and nice smells but I getcha.
 
Fake plants don't give oxygen
Real ones do only produce a negligible amount, and if you are deciding to have your whole flat consisting of plants. There's the humidity to think of too, which may be fine if you live in the desert. But places where the humidity is normal, you want to keep that out because of mold and shit. That's why we got bathroom fans.
 
There are three kinds of sneaker heads.

1: The flaming fag who keeps his inner homo in check by engaging in the kind of conspicuous consumer of footwear that is womens domain.


2: The autistic super faggot: He craves the control and collecting high that normal autists usually get from collecting stamps/coins/Pokémon cards/whatever. But he’s a peak beta male and is afraid to be outed as a nerd. Instead, like the heroin addict forced to satiate his craving with cough syrup and Tylenol 3s, he collects something more “macho” and usually associated with niggers and not nerds: Sneakers.


3: The Bitcoin bro/trustfund kid. This is the rarest kind. He has more money than he knows what to do with, and in lack of an actual personality, he chose sneakers as something to get attention with.
4: NIGGERS
 
Haven't really thought about it before. But it's actually very true. Women are the ones that act through feelings. Not just in a sexist way, but biologically. So I would guess thing gets fucky wucky in their head, when they are forced to go against their nature.
Men like to beat their dicks over being more rational than women even though they're just as emotionally driven. The only difference is in how they express them. This is why Ethan Ralph flew to Portugal twice and got his ass beat both times. he's too pussy and retarded to just privately cry about twitter meanies, ignore them and move on

Standard fare from the YA book front. Where it's not enough to just read books (lol what's a library,) you have to buy them all and make your shelf pretty for the internet... as well as collecting multiple copies with minuscule differences.

Christ alfuckingmighty, imagine being so dull you take up shelf space with 15 copies of the same crappy YA book instead of 15 different books on topics you're interested in. Even 15 different books by the same author would be better than 15 copies of one book.
 
Christ alfuckingmighty, imagine being so dull you take up shelf space with 15 copies of the same crappy YA book instead of 15 different books on topics you're interested in. Even 15 different books by the same author would be better than 15 copies of one book.
I once bought four extra copies of a book I absolutely adored. It was a small print book, and while I thought it was quite possibly the best thing I'd ever read in my life, I didn't see it being picked up by a larger publisher and made widely available. (It was eventually picked up, as it happens, but still didn't have a huge distribution.) One copy was meant for me, for after I'd beaten my dedicated reading copy to literal pieces, and the other three were to be given away to other people who I thought would appreciate it as much as I did. I'm down to one spare copy left. I'm still looking for someone who will actually sit down and read this book properly so I can have a face to face discussion about it. Talking about it on forums is good but just doesn't have that extra 'thing' that talking about it face to face does.

Does this count as consumerism?
 
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