Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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In short it’s very likely these books are either infantile or they’re not digesting the contents of the books properly.
It's both, these are usually young adult books allegedly written for teenagers but today mostly written by cat ladies for other cat ladies. Think of Harry Potter books 4-7 with their melodrama, teenage themes, chop their length in half, add random social justice themes and have the romance plot that dominates the book. That's like 75% of these books, the others they love are bad science fiction versions of this and occasionally contemporary fiction that's even more centered around preachy social justice themes.
 
'I always get rid of my cars before the first 4 year service because that's a lot of money' - Probably the most consoomer thing she's said in the whole video. Coincidentally this will have nothing to do with a 3 year PCP deal.

I don't understand this mindset. Not having a car payment for several years is awesome!

I'm also unclear about what she means about the four year service being expensive. Is this a luxury brand thing? I thought they were maintained by miles, not years, but I buy basic brands like Saturn and Toyota.
 
I don't understand this mindset. Not having a car payment for several years is awesome!

I'm also unclear about what she means about the four year service being expensive. Is this a luxury brand thing? I thought they were maintained by miles, not years, but I buy basic brands like Saturn and Toyota.
I would assume she's referring to the 50k mile maintenance regimen most manufacturers recommend for their cars. It tends to be more expensive than the usual "every 5k miles" stuff because of all the extra things that get checked, serviced and/or replaced. Since maintenance isn't covered by the warranty, it's coming out of your own pocket.

And if you drive your car at the standard 12k miles per year, you're going to end up flirting with 50k miles right around the 4-year-old mark.

She's still a dumb bitch though. Imagine thinking financing (or leasing) a new car and the $10k+ vig you'll be paying on it is somehow cheaper than routine maintenance that even a crooked mechanic won't charge you more than $500 for.
 
I would assume she's referring to the 50k mile maintenance regimen most manufacturers recommend for their cars. It tends to be more expensive than the usual "every 5k miles" stuff because of all the extra things that get checked, serviced and/or replaced. Since maintenance isn't covered by the warranty, it's coming out of your own pocket.

And if you drive your car at the standard 12k miles per year, you're going to end up flirting with 50k miles right around the 4-year-old mark.

She's still a dumb bitch though. Imagine thinking financing (or leasing) a new car and the $10k+ vig you'll be paying on it is somehow cheaper than routine maintenance that even a crooked mechanic won't charge you more than $500 for.
I think the 3yr maintance exuse is just a cope. The real reason is she is leasing the cars.
Leasing is the dumbest thing ever to me. You pay all that money and then at the end have nothing to show for it.
 
I think the 3yr maintance exuse is just a cope. The real reason is she is leasing the cars.
Leasing is the dumbest thing ever to me. You pay all that money and then at the end have nothing to show for it.
Agreed. I learned my lesson after a couple of leased cars back in the late 90's when it was first becoming popular. Even worse, I went into both leases with no cash set aside for a down payment and had to put it on a credit card. ("Zero Money Down" wasn't possible, I was young and had mediocre credit at the time.)

After that I said never again, I only buy now. Feels great when it's paid off and you have no more monthly payment!
 
It's Christmas!





 
I'm at my brother's house right now. I went into his bedroom and saw two stacks of Funko Pop boxes and thought of posting them here but then I thought that even his 100 Funko Pops will pale in comparison to the consoomers in this thread.

And can we please threadban Arnold if he brings up dumb crap again?
 
I think the 3yr maintance exuse is just a cope. The real reason is she is leasing the cars.
Leasing is the dumbest thing ever to me. You pay all that money and then at the end have nothing to show for it.
It's the never ending withdrawal of ~$500 a month that gets me going. $500 a month is a lot of money for anyone not making a hundred grand or so a year. That's a month's worth of groceries for a small family! And it never ends. In three or four years you have to go through the half a day or so hassle of getting a new car. No choice about it. No thanks.

Keeping your car too long is dumb too. I owned my last car for 13 years and by the time I replaced it I was spending a car payment literally every other month in repairs at only 160,000 miles.

ETA bc fumble fingers posted too soon.
 
his 100 Funko Pops
so what went wrong with him?

So what's your thought on custom Funkopops then? Like this Tony Soprano Funkopop?
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Or for those into more vintage TV, how about this absolutely horrifying Barney Fife Funkopop?
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A part of me is impressed that for whatever licenses Funko couldn't grab to churn out another soulless abomination, the fans did for them.
Funkos are so souless and bland they don't really represent anything, its just an ugly blob. Even if i like something very much the funko version is never going to convey any of the essence from it, it instead feels like a corruption and debasement of the IP striping it of whatever meaning it may have had originally, i'd rather not own such a thing at all.


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If my mom got me a Funko Pop (which she has before) I'd still appreciate it even though Funko's not my thing.

It's the unconditional love that counts.
Obviously, a mom's best intentions trascends the intrinsic blandness of the object. I assume most people end up with one or two of these things on their shelves because some acquaintance saw one in a store and thought of them. Individually they are pretty cheap too so they make perfect clueless grandma bait, they also make up for a lot of half assed secret santa gifts.
 
If my mom got me a Funko Pop (which she has before) I'd still appreciate it even though Funko's not my thing.

It's the unconditional love that counts.

Funkos, while cancer. If someone cares enough about you, they'll find one relevant to your interests and surprise you with it. Like, it really is the thought that counts. In a world full of bullshit and fake people, someone paid just enough attention to not be a complete parody of a human being.
 
If my mom got me a Funko Pop (which she has before) I'd still appreciate it even though Funko's not my thing.

It's the unconditional love that counts.
While a collection of Funko Pops is generally indicative that their owner is a failure as a human being, I'd appreciate a Funko Pop as a gift from my mom too. Most people don't know about their reputation as objects for soygolems to hoard, and I can easily see one of my not quite as terminally online family members coming across a Funko Pop in some department store and thinking "Oh, this is the thing that ___ likes."
 
If my mom got me a Funko Pop (which she has before) I'd still appreciate it even though Funko's not my thing.

It's the unconditional love that counts.
Yes exactly, and that was also the point of that scene in The Simpsons. Remember Bart's reaction?
 
While a collection of Funko Pops is generally indicative that their owner is a failure as a human being, I'd appreciate a Funko Pop as a gift from my mom too. Most people don't know about their reputation as objects for soygolems to hoard, and I can easily see one of my not quite as terminally online family members coming across a Funko Pop in some department store and thinking "Oh, this is the thing that ___ likes."
Biggest mistake is being the kind of person that someone seeing Funko Pops in a store will think you will like.
 
I bought a fig that turned out to be a, uh, Funko Re-action?..because I was avoiding buying the Funko itself.
So I ended as my own awkward gift mom.
 
"Lot's of Shieeeen, Amazooon.. I think that's most of what it is."

Who buys their clothes from Amazon? I swear Amazon is literally becoming the Buy Now option of eBay, but with more fake 5 star reviews. And wow, that "leather jacket" she pulled out looked fake as all hell. All of those clothes look terrible.
Say what you will about brick and mortar stores, but the clothes at places like The Gap and American Eagle, etc. Last a long time if you treat them well. Even sports store clothing lasts a hell of a long time. Those Shien clothes look good for about 4 washes before they start fraying or stretching out.
Consumer-level importing of disposable 3rd world sweatshop clothes is so stupid and inefficient. You're not going to get the products in the pictures. You will pay $10 for the item, then $20 to ship it, when any local store has something similar and higher quality for $30. Even if you order 10 pounds of shit, the shipping never breaks down to be a good deal per item.
 

Who even needs all of that plastic and rubber made-in-china crap? A plastic device to squeeze toothpaste, a spinning wheel for condiments?

The hideous apartment decor does it for me too. The whole thing just screams "lot of money and not a lot of taste"

EDIT: Have mentioned it before, but Asians (especially Asian women) seem like the biggest victims of this shit. On tiktok whenever the algorithm gives you a highly-liked video of an extremely long skincare routine, someone hoarding cosmetic product etc. it will more often than not be an Asian woman.
 
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The hideous apartment decor does it for me too. The whole thing just screams "lot of money and not a lot of taste"
Because there's not a lot of money there, fake influencers has been mentioned. It's a nice apartment, and they most likely rented it for a day or two.
 
Archive of the above:

  • Show dryer
  • Slipper keeper (Does it keep them warm?)
  • Automatic soap dispenser
  • Microfiber towel and paper towel dispenser
  • ??? Some kind of ionizer
  • Vacuum sealer
  • Egg keeper
  • Fridge ionizer
  • Rice box
  • Rice cooker with shitty touchscreen
  • Plastic cutting boards
  • Pop-out trash bin
  • Cutting board holder which apparently also sanitizes things
  • Lazy Susan and spice holders
  • Hotplate
  • Gloves
  • Mini-washer x 2
  • Medium-washer
  • Vacuum cleaner x 2
  • Wet dust mop
  • Phone charger light/sanitizer
  • Collapsible foot bath
  • Automatic trash can
  • Tissue box phone holder
  • Humidifier
  • Iron
  • Depiller
  • Sock organizer
  • Air freshener
  • Vacuum sanitizer
  • Wall charger station
  • Mirror cleaner squeegie
  • Silicone toilet scrubber
  • Bathroom trashcan
  • Bathroom shoes holder
  • The most retarded fucking thing that I keep seeing every damn where when is a toothpaste dispenser fucking hell I get it in you have one hand or something but goddamn
  • Toothbrush sanitizer
  • Shaver
  • Cosmetics fridge with facemask-warmer
  • Cosmetics box
  • Dumb phone-charger dog table
  • Humidifier
  • Projector
  • One more humidifier
More from that channel:


This is totally CCP propaganda, right?
EDIT: Have mentioned it before, but Asians (especially Asian women) seem like the biggest victims of this shit. On tiktok whenever the algorithm gives you a highly-liked video of an extremely long skincare routine, someone hoarding cosmetic product etc. it will more often than not be an Asian woman.
These are all from #asianskincare and #skincarecollection



(It's a skincare case)


 
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