Interests ChrisChan Interview Part 4+5(3/28/16)

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Lipitor said:
what the fuck was with the itty bitty titty committee... how the fuck did that come up?
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When he drops that D-duck impression.. Thank you, Arthur. You are an inspiration to our entire organization.
 
Justlurkin said:
Also the more I listen to that interview the more I picture "Arthur"'s voice as Tyrion Lannister and it makes all this even funnier
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That's really funny actually. I always picture James Mason (Lolita, North By Northwest) when listening to our esteemed interviewer.
 
So Chris lied about having a current lady friend, big shocker...he's really acting like neurotypical males now...
I went to impulse to meet more women, not to validate my identity...but I have not been back since they don't like me

My reaction when Chris attempted to push through the mental gymnastics of rationalizing the insertion of hardened clay into his rectum and anus when he could have called the manufacturer and had the password reset.........

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Asandy31 said:
So Chris lied about having a current lady friend, big shocker...he's really acting like neurotypical males now...
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He probably understood the difference between the connotation and literal meaning of "lady friend" and was using that term to describe a platonic female associate in order to sound impressive without being outright lying. I can't remember but I think he's done that before with other stuff.
 
Excellent work as always.

Hearing Chris's answer about what he will do after his mom is gone was depressing. I get the impression that he thinks about that a lot now.
 
Completely lost it when he said that Cat Poop "isn't sent to him very often" and that someone sent him Horse Manure.
 
Chris can still be trolled? It's a fucking modern miracle of creation
 
Hortator said:
Chris can still be trolled? It's a fucking modern miracle of creation
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If interviewing Chris would be easy, people would've done it many times over the years. People have made threads previously detailing that they'd want to interview Chris and wanted to get in contact with Chris but either none of them were actually going to do it and were just weening "Look guys, I'm totes going to do this, pay attention to me!" and never delivered or tried to call Chris directly and got immediately shot down because Chris was used to being harassed by trolls over the phone. "Look guys, I'm doing a Chris interview!" was another variation of "Look guys, I want to make a Chris documentary!", an almost universally mocked form of thread because damn near everyone knew it wasn't going to amount to anything but attention whoring.

So considering that, it's pretty miraculous that we have both a good Chris Documentary and a series of good Chris interviews.
 
Is it weird if I think these are probably good for Chris? Like even therapeutical? Like I heard him laugh at the lemon scented sonichu joke last one and he seemed...genuinely happy
 
cosmos1092 said:
"Sonichu would be a higher pitch... compared to me"

Make of that what you will.
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It kinda makes sense, because both Sanic and Pikachu have high-pitch voices.

RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
Is it weird if I think these are probably good for Chris? Like even therapeutical?
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Only for now. He was expecting 120k bucks, now his hopes are up to 1 million. He's up for another great disappointment.
 
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