Chris Livestream 4/16/2016 - Chris

[DangDirtyTrolls]

So, let me get this straight. The job I'm applying for is to cut up amiibos and glue them back together and repaint them. It's okay if I do a sloppy job and it looks like a 5 year old did it. If the glue doesn't hold and a piece falls off, that's fine as long as I include a note telling the customer to glue it back on. If I have bills to pay, I can spend all the money on that, and finish the amiibos later. Oh, and I get to go to free sex parties.

Sounds like a dream job. Where do I sign up?

Be prepared for Chris to spend the money intended for your wages on vidya and other crap for himself before coming up with a lame excuse and a begging video to raise the funds, only to spend any money that raises on himself too.

 

[Trilby]

What's that clip with the bridge and the arch right at the end? Is it North Korean propaganda?

Yep, that's it!

Works pretty well here. I could just see the mob of CWCvillians storming the mall's third floor as Chris makes a run for that stupid portal thing to his bedroom in the 'real world'.