Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

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Hogar Grupal said:
He already thinks of himself as a cartoon character. The Breathe it In shirt + leggings and that denim skirt would be the only things he packs.
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Now I'm just imagining CWC frantically running around the room, throwing random crap from his toy collection to suit case and jumping on the bulging suitcase to make it close.
 
Modern Chris is pretty docile. I really doubt we’ll see another GameStop mace level event. Hell, I doubt we’ll see a TMG level breakdown.

He’s going to go to the con. Take pictures, ask awkward questions at panels, and leave. Unless some weens try to lure him into something, I doubt we’ll see anything exceptional.
 
Huge Fuckin Nerd said:
Modern Chris is pretty docile. I really doubt we’ll see another GameStop mace level event. Hell, I doubt we’ll see a TMG level breakdown.

He’s going to go to the con. Take pictures, ask awkward questions at panels, and leave. Unless some weens try to lure him into something, I doubt we’ll see anything exceptional.
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You underestimate how angry he can still get. Remember him bitching on twitter about G5? Now he's about to see it in real life, this will not end well.
 
this made me lol

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The prompt was:
"I would like a drawing of Sonichu defeating Donald Trump (or Sonichu Donald Trump), perhaps by zapping him or some other method that Christine decides."
 
Is Chris in good enough shape to walk around the terminals?

Is he familiar with turbulence?

What’s he going to do when delays happen and pile up?

Flying is an absolute chore and I hope Chris is ready.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Is Chris in good enough shape to walk around the terminals?

Is he familiar with turbulence?

What’s he going to do when delays happen and pile up?

Flying is an absolute chore and I hope Chris is ready.
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He's been on a plane before, but that was when he was a little kid, possibly in his mute phase. The only difference now is he's in charge of going to the terminals; mommy's not going to be there to hold his hand. The one thing would be TSA. Chris already has a dislike for people in uniform (law enforcement). It's up to him to at least look a t videos on YouTube so that he doesn't get into arguments.

The thing that will interest me is if there are people who know of him and start taking photos/video and posting it here.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
The thing that will interest me is if there are people who know of him and start taking photos/video and posting it here.
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I hope he freaks out and has to do multiple years in prison. And then gets raped and murdered in prison.
 
*fake-ass impression of L*

They don't allow tasers on board, right? Maybe G5 MLP convention is the reason it was bought, along with the mask, and zapping CWC was just a coverup? Perhaps Praetor's even outright planning a brony massacre with CWC as the fall guy?

*grabs popcorn just in case*

Seriously, tho, forget terminals - is he even in shape to walk around the convention? It has to be at least a handful of times bigger in walkable square footage than 14BC minus the hoard. And Barb, assuming she's still alive and isn't fused to the Hoard yet.

I'd imagine turbulence being a slight sign of Merge to CWC that only he, for some magical reason, could discern from an average turbulence. Of which CWC immediately tweets the whole flight despite having been repeatedly told to turn off the phone signal.

Pappy Striderite said:
as soon as they have plastic shit to sell him he'll just make up a new dimension and roll in g5 like a dog in cat shit.
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Oh, I am well beyond sure he'll have to pull a Jimmy Neutron and create a separate new dimension (a la the hypercube invention) to fit all the plastic crap he buys off the convention.
 
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Pappy Striderite said:
as soon as they have plastic shit to sell him he'll just make up a new dimension and roll in g5 like a dog in cat shit.
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Huge Fuckin Nerd said:
Modern Chris is pretty docile. I really doubt we’ll see another GameStop mace level event. Hell, I doubt we’ll see a TMG level breakdown.

He’s going to go to the con. Take pictures, ask awkward questions at panels, and leave. Unless some weens try to lure him into something, I doubt we’ll see anything exceptional.
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You were saying?

 
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I do have several conerns about Chris being on a plane. From personal travel experience, I know how taxing travel can be.

1.) If Chris's weight/girth is as big as it appears to be, depending on the airline I do hope he asks for a seat belt extender. If he doesn't that's going to be a disaster in of itself as he'd probably refuse to get one because he believes that he's "slim" and "trim".
2.) The person who sits next to Chris will probably need to hopefully have a lot of patience to be around him. Especially if he belches, farts and stress sighs during the whole flight.
3.) I know Chris would be selfish but I pray he won't assume that an in-flight meal delivered to his seatmate is for him too and takes it. If anything that'd be enough to start a shouting match with Chris reeing that his neighbor was being naive, selfish, and against the SLGBTQ+ community.
4.) if he does have a seatmate will he ree about Magi-Chan, or Cryzel sitting in the seat next to him? Like will he ree out and say that the person who has to sit next to him in the other 2 seats is taking the seats belonging to his heartsweets?

5.) Will Chris demand to be seated in First Class if no one sees him as a super spechul goddess? Or will he ree out if his seatmates are black?

These are things that worry me about Chris being on a flight without supervision. And I feel bad for any of the female flight crew having to deal with his advances. But who knows maybe the flight will have all-male flight staff and Chris will sit down and be quiet.
 
Make sure no one tells Chris that the merge will happen if He opens a door to the plane mid flight.
 
cwcvillemayoress said:
I do have several conerns about Chris being on a plane. From personal travel experience, I know how taxing travel can be.

1.) If Chris's weight/girth is as big as it appears to be, depending on the airline I do hope he asks for a seat belt extender. If he doesn't that's going to be a disaster in of itself as he'd probably refuse to get one because he believes that he's "slim" and "trim".
2.) The person who sits next to Chris will probably need to hopefully have a lot of patience to be around him. Especially if he belches, farts and stress sighs during the whole flight.
3.) I know Chris would be selfish but I pray he won't assume that an in-flight meal delivered to his seatmate is for him too and takes it. If anything that'd be enough to start a shouting match with Chris reeing that his neighbor was being naive, selfish, and against the SLGBTQ+ community.
4.) if he does have a seatmate will he ree about Magi-Chan, or Cryzel sitting in the seat next to him? Like will he ree out and say that the person who has to sit next to him in the other 2 seats is taking the seats belonging to his heartsweets?

5.) Will Chris demand to be seated in First Class if no one sees him as a super spechul goddess? Or will he ree out if his seatmates are black?

These are things that worry me about Chris being on a flight without supervision. And I feel bad for any of the female flight crew having to deal with his advances. But who knows maybe the flight will have all-male flight staff and Chris will sit down and be quiet.
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Chris is fat, but not THAT fat. He won't have any trouble even on a small-ish plane. I have a family member a good 50lbs heavier then Chris, he dosen't need any extenders (though he does about max out the seatbelt) nor cause problems for his neighbor due to size. Nor is he uncomfortable flying.

Talking to his neighbor about being a Goddess of the Commodore Consoles and all the Sonichu and dimensional merge lore however (and the smell) may be an entirely different situation.
 
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