Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

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AnOminous said:
Hedgehog Defense Mode followed by rape and murder.

Rape and murder BY Chris.
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With what penis? It's buried under fat, unwashed layers of clothes and fungal growth beyond that.
Murder over some claiming to be magi Chan or some shit that would trigger a psychotic break. Chris may be mild mannered, but his mind is going.

So was Ed Gein
 
Holy shit is this real? Also Chris is still worth documenting? I thought after the masterpiece of Liquid Chris you couldn't push chris's tard rage any further but here we are.
 
Tikbalang said:
Back then in Too Many Games incident, I don't know what's in his mind when he did the Hedgehog Defense position. Could it be embarassment? Regret? Or wanting to stay at the con longer but he knew he'll inevitably be kicked out
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One of the things Chris seems to hate the most is people in authority telling him not to do something and the more he wants it the bigger the reaction will be (And these days fantasy is a go to a coping method be it the hedgehog position like here, the merge or pretending to be a genie when he was in jail).
 
I’m all for this, the chance for Chris to actually do something interesting/funny is long overdue.

That and I think that contact with the outside world, (even if it’s bronies) would be healthier for him than staying inside and rotting away like Barb.
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Really? I think that the only time he's pretended to be a genie was the Mr Popo schtick, which had nothing to do with his jail time.
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I was driven to, entered and thrown into a cell block. At first for a while, I was as melodramatic and sane as Daria, then I started going crazy, I shouted television talk and songs at random; took off my shirt due to the heat; pretended to be a genie with light brown hair for a while, and made an acquaintance with the stainless steel sink with a hex-shaped bowl.
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28 October 2011 - CWCki

sonichu.com sonichu.com
 
I'm probably late, but nobody should be doing a driving trip this long by themselves, unless they have a lot of prior experience driving for a similar length. There should be at least one responsible adult with Chris, preferably two. Just imagine him breaking down in the middle of nowhere with no cell reception and nothing around for miles during a time when some parts of the country are experiencing record heat. He could die if he's not prepared, which he won't be unless someone who knows what they're doing is with him.

That being said, I agree with Null that it could be a good experience for him if all safety issues are addressed before hand.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
That was a reference to the early 70s sitcom “I dream of Jeanie” starring Barbara Eden.

Chris spoke about it because it was probably something his parents watched a lot of reruns of.
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Thanks, it‘s hard to tell when Chris is being literal or not since he believes in so much crazy stuff that becoming a genie wouldn’t be that out of place for him.
 
Squidfucker said:
Didn't he believe in this dimension merging thing a few years back?
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Not sure but he’s believed in this cartoon dimension thing for a while, IIRC the Mary Lee Walsh incident at college in 2004 is the first time he admitted to talking to Sonichu as if he’s a real person.
 
Chris usually takes care of the pets, right? If Chris is away for the weekend, will Barb give enough of a fuck to take care of them? I know Chris has said in the past that Clover and Snoopy can't be left alone because they'll destroy the house.
 
Donkey Kongus said:
Chris usually takes care of the pets, right? If Chris is away for the weekend, will Barb give enough of a fuck to take care of them? I know Chris has said in the past that Clover and Snoopy can't be left alone because they'll destroy the house.
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Not sure to be honest, I know in one of the videos involving Barb, she mentioned to Chris that they were running low on cat/dog food and that Barb wanted Chris to go get some soon. We already know that Chris is responsible for getting most of the food and other household items, so it probably would mean that Chris would either have to stock up on some more food so they don't run out, or Chris uses some of his goddess foresight and lets Barb know that she needs to pick up some food for them some time while he's gone.

But the most likely outcome will be that Chris won't even think about this, and the pets might starve whilst Barb sits in her bed half dead doing nothing.

Looks like they'll rummage through the hoard first, then sniff barb out to see if they can eat her, and then they'll start eating themselves.

What a terrible fate that would be.
 
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