Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

If Null makes the funds happen and has Chris' interests in mind for getting him from Cwcville to Seattle without incident, I'm 100% sure that a flight can be arranged to happen without smoothly. TSA, Airports, and Airlines all have procedures for disabled passengers, including the 'highfunctionally autistic.' Chris is not the world's first autistic weirdo to travel and all of these organizations have interests in avoiding every one of the possibilities listed in this thread. Chris observers want to see chaos, obviously, I won't pretend like I won't be highly entertained if something happens, but I'm absolutely sure that a flight could be made chaos free. The caveat is that Chris as an adult may have to seek or consent to any of these special arrangements, which is doubtful.

 

[Lazy Man]

I hope he tard rages when he realizes G5 is actually happening, throws a tard tantrum, gets thrown in jail, and gets raped and murdered in jail.

I think Chris is probably rape proof. No one has ever willingly slept with him unless he paid.

 

[Banh Xeo]

Too bad we can’t have 80s movie scenario where he accidentally boards a flight to India.

 

[Photo of a Road]

I think Chris is probably rape proof. No one has ever willingly slept with him unless he paid.

More evidence that his chastity amulet works

 

[Uncle Meat]

I pity the person who has to sit next to him on the flight.

 

[:gold:]

F

 

[TrippinKahlua]

We would always joke about how Chris “shits himself and does nothing” but on an airplane, that’s literally all he could do.

That and upset the passengers around him with the stink.

 

[AnOminous]

There should be a poll or a betting pool about chances of following that would happen to Chris
A) Chris ignores social distancing, gets thrown out and banned for life
B) Chris catches everfree strain horse fucker Corona Strain
C) Tard rages at the airport
D) Barb dies while Chris is gone
E) Multiple of Chris' cat die from neglect
F) Combination of above

Hedgehog Defense Mode followed by rape and murder.

I think Chris is probably rape proof. No one has ever willingly slept with him unless he paid.

Rape and murder BY Chris.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris won’t have room to do his Hedgehog shit in an airplane aisle.

 

[tyrannosaurus_chex]

I don't want Chris to drive! His shitmobile will breakdown in the worst place possible - the mountains. He'll show leg to get picked up as a hitchhiker, from some near-blind, psychotic mountain person, thinking they picked up an actual woman to force into hillbilly marriage...then when they find out Chris is just an ugly, dumpy guy with moobs, they will fucking skin him and turn him into a couch cover!!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I hope Chris can go and has a good time. He can ride on an air plane and see another city. Im sure the experience will be lost on him but maybe not.

Good luck to Chris, I will not be donating.

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

I don't want Chris to drive! His shitmobile will breakdown in the worst place possible - the mountains. He'll show leg to get picked up as a hitchhiker, from some near-blind, psychotic mountain person, thinking they picked up an actual woman to force into hillbilly marriage...then when they find out Chris is just an ugly, dumpy guy with moobs, they will fucking skin him and turn him into a couch cover!!

Don't you threaten us with a good time.


Anyone else notice the date of the convention falls on Friday the 13th? This is gonna be some gud shit

 

[King Kiwi]

Don't you threaten us with a good time.


Anyone else notice the date of the convention falls on Friday the 13th? This is gonna be some gud shit

Ehhh maybe?

There's every possibility even if he did go nothing really of note would happen.

Though the best content happens when Chris does it himself, he'd have to get really triggered or be set up to give us some really goot shud.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Has Chris ever flown before? I sincerely doubt it.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Has Chris ever flown before? I sincerely doubt it.

When he was very young he went to LA yes, that was pre 9-11, so a lot of things have changed since then, plus I assume he's not going to have someone baby him on a plane this time.

 

[Tikbalang]

If his way of travel is air, he should be given an airport etiquette as if he's at bronycon.
"Take off your medallion and other trinkets whenever you're being checked by a jerkop security" would be hardest part for Chris. The security might use boltcutters to take it off.

 

[The Dude]

Has Chris ever flown before? I sincerely doubt it.

It's actually been addressed several times in this thread, but when Chris was a child he and Barb flew to California to visit Cole when he was living out there. It's the only time he's ever flown and he had his mother there to guide him. He's never flown alone and he's only been outside of Virginia a handful of times.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope Chris gets taken captive by the most degenerate perverts on /mlp/ who savagely rape him to the point of incontinence with the largest dildoes Bad Dragon has available, and they stream the whole perverted horse rape fetish scenario.

 

[James done did it]

if he wasn't borbs caretaker i'd love to see him livetweet his adventure across the rockies in that piece of shit.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I hope Chris gets taken captive by the most degenerate perverts on /mlp/ who savagely rape him to the point of incontinence with the largest dildoes Bad Dragon has available, and they stream the whole perverted horse rape fetish scenario.

Chris' tard rage is legendary, multiple cops have to take him down. He's not the one getting raped. Look out brony faggots or you're getting your own special dimensional merge.