Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

[Cedric_Eff]

Because Chris himself is just far too lazy and unmotivated to consider most propositions like that, and would rather let someone else do all the effort for him.

Like Praetor for instance.

Honestly he should get volunteers to illustrate the comic.

 

[Barley]

Honestly he should get volunteers to illustrate the comic.

People want his drawings though.

Unless you get someone who can perfectly replicate his art and coloring styles and, even then, it just wouldn't be the same. People want authentic TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan art.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

People want authentic TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan art.

It's ironic that Chris thought his art would have the be all end all of everything, and now 10 + years later, people are taking a liking to it because of Chris' e-fame.

 

[RussianParasite]

Honest question, if Chris needs money for nothing why doesn't he sign up for Cameo? His true and honest fans would very likely pay Chris $20 a pop for a dumb video.

Because he is pretty lazy. He would also make tons of money (I think) by advertising and setting up an art exhibit at one of these conferences where he does original drawings and autographs. He’d get to attend his weirdo conferences and profit!

Alas…

 

[Interchanger]

One of my favourite Chris line was;
"My art speaks for me"

It really dose Chris just not in the way you think of course.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

He's a grown up and a goddess. Let him figure it out since he has galaxy brain levels of intelligence. This could also mean the beginning of the lot lizard saga when the van ultimately breaks down in Missouri.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris isn't that retarded. Usually. The odds of him having a spastic fit of that magnitude are very low, he's more likely to just make his fellow passengers incredibly uncomfortable by dressing like a clown and having then as a captive audience for him to talk at.

Yep. Chris will behave on a plane. At the con, maybe not so much...

 

[Pickle Inspector]

People want his drawings though.

Unless you get someone who can perfectly replicate his art and coloring styles and, even then, it just wouldn't be the same. People want authentic TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan art.

I dunno, members here likely do but I don’t know if it’s everyone sees it as a requirement (Even though they’d prefer it).

Like I didn‘t think people would buy knock off Sonichu medallions but he seems to sell quite a few.

 

[Muu]

I haven't read all of the comments yet but I wonder if this trip is a precursor to the Barb death saga. I hope he fully stocks her with nutritious bananas and Boost shakes before he leaves. Oh and a few cans of condensed soup for the doggos.

Chris is too selfish to care about the pets and Barb has got a lot begging left in her before that.

If Chris decided it was too much effort I can imagine him not going, calling it a G5 boycott and pretending he's attending an imaginary conference in wacko-land instead. Bullshi- pointing out what actually happened is a talent of his.

Old Chris would create a few lols with some con hijinks Nu-Chris would absolutely take all the money for the conversation tweet about muh merge and play pretend in his brain that he went and spend it on toys. If Null is baby sitting Chris he had better make sure Chris actually goes and and not "Sonichu".

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

He's a grown up and a goddess. Let him figure it out since he has galaxy brain levels of intelligence. This could also mean the beginning of the lot lizard saga when the van ultimately breaks down in Missouri.

I would pay approximately one red cent for video of Chris stranded in the bad part of St. Louis (which is just called St. Louis).

 

[A Flying Nun]

Corona is a pandemic and half the planet is on fire but by God we gotta make sure our favorite idiot can get to his magical pony convention safely without accidentally suffocating himself on a plastic bag.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Because he is pretty lazy. He would also make tons of money (I think) by advertising and setting up an art exhibit at one of these conferences where he does original drawings and autographs. He’d get to attend his weirdo conferences and profit!

Alas…

True. The last time Chris went to a con, he was given the option of his own booth so that he can sell his merch. Instead, he wanted to roam the convention because he didn't want to miss out on the events.

It's a odd juxtaposition: Chris doesn't do anything but be stationary at home, but while he's at a con, it's the opposite.

 

[:gold:]

Corona is a pandemic and half the planet is on fire but by God we gotta make sure our favorite idiot can get to his magical pony convention safely without accidentally suffocating himself on a plastic bag.

Well, television has shit the bed and we need to get our entertainment fix from somewhere.

 

[DJAndyMD]

I think, like everyone, I just want to see Chris go just so they can see G5 being celebrated and a possible chimp out occurring that Hasbro could give less of a shit about their goddess complex. That or Chris organizing some massive protest bitch fit to cancel G5 and being dragged out of there.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

If Chris does end up going, hilarity will ensue regardless.

If Chris flies: He gets lost at the airport and throws a hissy fit online OR he gets to the con and makes a scene resulting in Too Many Games Part 2.

If Chris drives: His car breaks down in Nebraska and he has to learn the rules of the road. Having no cash or grass thus begins the lot lizard saga. OR same as flying out there and arriving except his car can't make it back. This results in the antifa saga leading to exploding himself with a molotov cocktail.

Either way I see nothing but good things coming from this trip.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

We have a thread advising not to buy from Chris, how is this thread any different?

Well, the problem is Null said that, but now he's saying buy junk from Chris, which he probably won't deliver on anyway.

I like Null, but I don't understand his vested interest in Chris. He can't prevent Chris from dying alone, and stuff like this only serves to bolster his sense of entitlement.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I think, like everyone, I just want to see Chris go just so they can see G5 being celebrated and a possible chimp out occurring that Hasbro could give less of a shit about their goddess complex. That or Chris organizing some massive protest bitch fit to cancel G5 and being dragged out of there.

I want to see Chris go because it will get him away from Barb for a few days. He's always seems happier when he's not around her.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

This results in the antifa saga leading to exploding himself with a molotov cocktail.

Direct action against the jerkops (or your neighborhood Autozone, whichever)

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Null, you really should dissuade Chris from renting a car. Get him to use rideshare because Chris trying to drive in Seattle is going to be a nightmare. The traffic is awful and he’s going to be driving on unfamiliar and unforgiving roads. He gets in an accident there, he’s really going to have a bad time.

 

[Plumber's Kokoro Wish]

Where there are white people, there is meth. It’s the law.

Its all about the wombo combo here in the Emerald City, you watch the bums inject heroine then smoke crack or meth to even out the effects, Bellevue has almost no bums though, all downtown SEA