Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[AmazingEagle]

Of course

Have you ever thought of doing an interview with Chris?

 

[MarineN*423543]

Well, he's probably going to be closed casket so were not really going to know for sure.

well ppl thought the would not live past 30 and here we are

 

[AmazingEagle]

well ppl thought the would not live past 30 and here we are

If Chris went on a diet and exercised regularly when he was in his 20s, what would he look like today?

 

[MarineN*423543]

If Chris went on a diet and exercised regularly when he was in his 20s, what would he look like today?

normal

 

[AmazingEagle]

normal

And would've been attractive so that way he didn't go through his Love Quest.

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

And would've been attractive so that way he didn't go through his Love Quest.

This is so far beyond optimistic. What are you smoking ffs

 

[AmazingEagle]

This is so far beyond optimistic. What are you smoking ffs

Let's just say this, if Chris exercised, ate the right food, and took showers he could've gotten himself a girlfriend and would move out of his mom's house.

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

Let's just say this, if Chris exercised, ate the right food, and took showers he could've gotten himself a girlfriend and would move out of his mom's house.

Not to poop on your party too much, but there's still the issue of his immense undeserved ego and inability to apply himself to anything more serious than a hamburger.
He'd still be a manchild, just one that looks less like troon Benjamin Franklin.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Not to poop on your party too much, but there's still the issue of his immense undeserved ego and inability to apply himself to anything more serious than a hamburger.
He'd still be a manchild, just one that looks less like troon Benjamin Franklin.

True

I think this photo right here is why Chris can't and won't get a girlfriend:

 

[naught]

Tweeted this, to celebrate? His cwc video reaching 1 million views
@SamuellyGenie

It must be surreal to do cwc content when you realize that'll forever be part of, if not all your legacy

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think this photo right here is why Chris can't and won't get a girlfriend:


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Everything about him was just made wrong.

 

[Tikbalang]

I think this photo right here is why Chris can't and won't get a girlfriend

Any picture works

 

[anti SJW]

I think this photo right here is why Chris can't and won't get a girlfriend:


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Tweeted this, to celebrate? His cwc video reaching 1 million views
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Its the exact same shirt about 15 years apart?

 

[Protistology]

I think this photo right here is why Chris can't and won't get a girlfriend:


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Why are his legs so thin if he's fat?

 

[Niggernerd]

Why are his legs so thin if he's fat?

Weak bones maybe.
Them legs weren't made for walking , and that's just what they'll do. One of these days them legs might walk, just to take a poo

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Why are his legs so thin if he's fat?

Probably doesn't walk much and already mentioned thin bones.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Its the exact same shirt about 15 years apart?

Yes, it is.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

@SamuellyGenie, you better save all the stuff from Farms that you need for your series, since it can become unavailable soon.

And thank you for your effort.

 

[AmazingEagle]

@SamuellyGenie, you better save all the stuff from Farms that you need for your series, since it can become unavailable soon.

And thank you for your effort.

I don't think this site will go away.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I don't think this site will go away.

We better make sure. On the other hand, without article 230 YouTube will be fucked too, so no need to bother too much.