Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Jobama said:
I don't know why he's wasted so much time "remastering" the series when it was already fine to begin with. He actually already remastered it once when he started uploaded a Comprehensive History again when his channel got deleted. I don't even that those original videos were that different than the current ones but I don't even know were you would be able to find them. I know that there was some old Chris lore that was uncovered recently but he's been planning on this since before it was uncovered.
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The money ran dry. Nobody gives a fuck about his music and he can't make anything worth even watching if it isn't the documentary. Everyone who claimed in his comments that he doesn't need to make the chris chan documentary to stay relevant probably feel silly now knowing Geno isn't going to ever let this crap go.
 
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SamuellyGenie said:
Thanks anyway! Yeah, if they're just BD-Rs it would be very cheap, however actual Blu-ray authoring is horribly expensive, and since I was going thru Chinese manufacturers, it would have already been much cheaper than what's available in the west.

Edit: Just to add, someone on Reddit was listing off all these other box sets like South Park and Sopranos and how many hours they were and how much less they cost than my proposed $250 plan. People just don't understand the production costs of merch from a niche creator. Like sure, if I could guarantee 100,000 sold units, I'd make the sets as cheap as the South Park one too
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In my mind I see a limited VHS special Bob Chandler edition in 4:3 for some absurd sum. Box set art a collage of drawings, letters and quotes. Or just a reused Fraggle Rock sleeve. 6 hours per tape if done in Super Long Play/SLP.
 
Here's part 1 of the remaster for the lazy fucks. He should have tried to do some AI upscaling on some of Chris' ancient ass 240p webcam videos at least man. Hopefully he went and did some extra digging for more things to add to the videos too like the time Chris O'neal and Spazkid said Harry Partridge offered to make a game for Chris around 2014/15 or so and Chris told him no because he "didn't have a disney style" on the sleepy cabin podcast.

 
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The Cringe Connoisseur said:
He should have tried to do some AI upscaling on some of Chris' ancient ass 240p videos
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That would be interesting to see, but I feel like Chris is such a product of his time and his circumstances that the videos are best viewed in their original state. It would just feel wrong seeing 2007 Chris in crisp HD, and the video quality becomes part of the story: like the way the image gets that sickly yellow tinge as he begins his descent into madness -- or even the way he threw a temper tantrum at one point, damaging his camera, and all of the audio after that point was screwed up.
 
Genosamuel is one note, all he has is an insane autistic tranny to grift off of. Sad but a lesson as to why you diversify your lolcow content.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
That would be interesting to see, but I feel like Chris is such a product of his time and his circumstances that the videos are best viewed in their original state. It would just feel wrong seeing 2007 Chris in crisp HD, and the video quality becomes part of the story: like the way the image gets that sickly yellow tinge as he begins his descent into madness -- or even the way he threw a temper tantrum at one point, damaging his camera, and all of the audio after that point was screwed up.
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The more these videos are shared and copied the more they degrade as digital recordings don't degrade with "use" but rather by their code being hacked and spliced repeatedly, it won't be long before they're a jumble of pixels given how low quality they were when they were new so an AI cleanup would definitely be beneficial, just check out several viral videos from 2000s for proof of digital decay.
 
Gave a watch to the series as background noise while i did other stuff

It's amazing, i forgot how BORING Chris got after he trooned out
 
Indrick Boreale said:
But it led to him going out with a bang.
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To this day this doesn't sit with me. Sometimes it comes to my mind... Chris Chan ended up having sex with his own mother

It's so outlandish and disturbing, it simply didn't match the rest of his history, even though we had some foreshadowing. That's really fucked up when you stop and think about it
 
souschef said:
To this day this doesn't sit with me. Sometimes it comes to my mind... Chris Chan ended up having sex with his own mother

It's so outlandish and disturbing, it simply didn't match the rest of his history, even though we had some foreshadowing. That's really fucked up when you stop and think about it
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Mark my words, Chris has One more ridiculous thing left deep inside him. A police shootout, running for president, death by trying to fix his SEGA dreamcast.... I FEEL one ridiculous thing happening in the next couple of years.
 
souschef said:
To this day this doesn't sit with me. Sometimes it comes to my mind... Chris Chan ended up having sex with his own mother

It's so outlandish and disturbing, it simply didn't match the rest of his history, even though we had some foreshadowing. That's really fucked up when you stop and think about it
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The signs were there all the way back since the SheCameForCwC and Mary Lee Walsh drawings. Bob's death only precipitated the surfacing of that part of his (slow) mind.
 
The Cringe Connoisseur said:
He should have tried to do some AI upscaling on some of Chris' ancient ass 240p webcam videos at least man
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That's retarded. Think of the newfags who get introduced to Chris through the documentary and never experience the true & honest homemade appeal of his original videos!
Looney Troons said:
What’s different about these this time?
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From what I've watched it's just got more info packed in it, stuff we learned since the first run. Part 1 had some more stuff about Cole Smithey mainly if I remember right. Coming up we should hear about Chris' letter to Santa that got published in the newspaper in 2002 in which he requests Sonichu become real. We didn't know about that until just a bit ago, 23 years later
 
What's with the outro music in part 76 being pitched differently? It made it sound like Chris passed away when it only ends with zooming on him laughing at a video he's reacting to.
 
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