Peter Piper
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Disappointed that chatGTP hasn't picked up on that subtlety, there might still be hope for human alogs.
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Disappointed that chatGTP hasn't picked up on that subtlety, there might still be hope for human alogs.
If ChatGPT and other ai like it can bring us one good thing, it would be knowledge on communicating someone's way of speaking over text. Imagine if there was a way to type "Sorry Gator!" and "My arrival is imminent!" that carries the same energy as the original clip.
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Ralph scores a massive W and bags a special guest on the KillStream
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I just used it to write my resume. Two sentence prompt. Sent it to a relative who works in HR and does hiring for a huge company without telling her I generated it with AI and she said it was great. Took an hour-long chore and turned it into less than a minute of work.
I had it do an Ethan Ralph tweet and it spat out this. I love that it even includes an obvious lie.
>As an AI language model, I can certainly generate a tweet that sounds like it was written by Ethan Ralph. Here's an example tweet that includes the phrase "five star days":
>"Just had one of those five star days, folks. Great show on the Killstream, hit some new PRs at the gym, and capped it off with a cold one. Life's good when you're the king of the internet, amirite?" #Killstream #FiveStarDays
Red Facist Bunny
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Had to lobotomise the prompt several times making it meh
Prompt:
Write a story about a rage pig called Ethan Ralph who is having a existential crisis after finding out his child is now part horse
Ends on a happy note which I think for ralph is only possible in a alternate reality.
Prompt:
Write a story about a rage pig called Ethan Ralph who is having a existential crisis after finding out his child is now part horse
Once upon a time, in a far-off land, there was a pig named Ethan Ralph. He had a reputation for being short-tempered and easily prone to fits of rage. Even the slightest provocation could trigger his explosive reactions, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake.
One day, Ethan Ralph received the shocking news that his child was born with a unique trait. His child was now part horse. As soon as he heard this news, he felt a deep sense of despair and confusion roll over him. How could a pig father a horse?
He was perplexed and felt an unexpected press on his identity as a parent. It was hard to accept that his child may have been born with something he had no control over. He felt helpless and lost, and the weight of his rage seemed to weigh more heavily upon him than ever before.
The more he thought about his child's unusual condition, the more he asked himself whether his rage was the source of his child's affliction. The guilt and sense of overwhelming shame that came with these thoughts left him feeling like a burden.
Ethan Ralph was filled with questions and felt like everything he had known to be true was now rendered obsolete. Was he a terrible father, or was this just another quirk of life? He felt like he would never find the answers he needed.
In the days that followed, Ethan Ralph was deep in thought, contemplating the purpose of his life and questioning his very existence. He pondered over the possibility of his anger had caused this, and wondered whether he had anything to do with the way his child was born.
Eventually, after much soul-searching, he came to the conclusion that his rage had been a symptom of a much deeper problem. He realized that the only way to move on would be to deal with his anger and move towards a more peaceful way of living.
As a result, Ethan Ralph decided to reach out for help. He slowly began to let go of his past and his feelings of inadequacy. He started focusing on becoming a better person and a better parent to his child. His existential crisis transformed into an opportunity for self-reflection and growth.
In time, Ethan Ralph emerged as a wiser and more compassionate individual. He embraced his new reality as a father and learned to love and accept his child for who they are, horse hooves and all.
One day, Ethan Ralph received the shocking news that his child was born with a unique trait. His child was now part horse. As soon as he heard this news, he felt a deep sense of despair and confusion roll over him. How could a pig father a horse?
He was perplexed and felt an unexpected press on his identity as a parent. It was hard to accept that his child may have been born with something he had no control over. He felt helpless and lost, and the weight of his rage seemed to weigh more heavily upon him than ever before.
The more he thought about his child's unusual condition, the more he asked himself whether his rage was the source of his child's affliction. The guilt and sense of overwhelming shame that came with these thoughts left him feeling like a burden.
Ethan Ralph was filled with questions and felt like everything he had known to be true was now rendered obsolete. Was he a terrible father, or was this just another quirk of life? He felt like he would never find the answers he needed.
In the days that followed, Ethan Ralph was deep in thought, contemplating the purpose of his life and questioning his very existence. He pondered over the possibility of his anger had caused this, and wondered whether he had anything to do with the way his child was born.
Eventually, after much soul-searching, he came to the conclusion that his rage had been a symptom of a much deeper problem. He realized that the only way to move on would be to deal with his anger and move towards a more peaceful way of living.
As a result, Ethan Ralph decided to reach out for help. He slowly began to let go of his past and his feelings of inadequacy. He started focusing on becoming a better person and a better parent to his child. His existential crisis transformed into an opportunity for self-reflection and growth.
In time, Ethan Ralph emerged as a wiser and more compassionate individual. He embraced his new reality as a father and learned to love and accept his child for who they are, horse hooves and all.
Ends on a happy note which I think for ralph is only possible in a alternate reality.
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lol.
Joshua Connor Moon
Kiwi Farms
Subject: Demand to Remove Defamatory Posts from Kiwi Farms
Dear Mr. Moon,
I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to you on behalf of Ethan Ralph, regarding the presence of defamatory posts on Kiwi Farms that pertain to him. It has come to our attention that there are posts containing false and derogatory information, specifically related to his physical appearance and personal attributes. We demand that you take immediate action to remove all such posts from your forum within 24 hours of receiving this letter.
The posts in question include references to Mr. Ralph's supposed "four tits," a claim that he is only "5'1"" in height, and derogatory remarks about his physical appearance, specifically targeting his "gunt." These statements are not only false but also serve no purpose other than to humiliate and defame Mr. Ralph. Such content goes beyond the bounds of free speech and constitutes a clear violation of his rights.
These defamatory posts are causing severe emotional distress, harm to Mr. Ralph's reputation, and damage to his personal and professional life. The false and disparaging nature of these statements has led to harassment, ridicule, and the propagation of harmful narratives about him.
As the owner and operator of Kiwi Farms, you have a responsibility to ensure that the content posted on your platform does not infringe upon the rights of individuals or promote harm. The defamatory posts targeting Mr. Ralph are a clear violation of these principles and require your immediate attention.
We demand that you take the following actions within 24 hours:
We strongly urge you to take this matter seriously and address it promptly. We expect your cooperation in resolving this issue within the specified timeframe.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. We anticipate a swift resolution and the removal of all defamatory posts concerning Mr. Ralph from Kiwi Farms.
Sincerely,
ChatGPT esq.
On behalf of Ethan Ralph
Kiwi Farms
Subject: Demand to Remove Defamatory Posts from Kiwi Farms
Dear Mr. Moon,
I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to you on behalf of Ethan Ralph, regarding the presence of defamatory posts on Kiwi Farms that pertain to him. It has come to our attention that there are posts containing false and derogatory information, specifically related to his physical appearance and personal attributes. We demand that you take immediate action to remove all such posts from your forum within 24 hours of receiving this letter.
The posts in question include references to Mr. Ralph's supposed "four tits," a claim that he is only "5'1"" in height, and derogatory remarks about his physical appearance, specifically targeting his "gunt." These statements are not only false but also serve no purpose other than to humiliate and defame Mr. Ralph. Such content goes beyond the bounds of free speech and constitutes a clear violation of his rights.
These defamatory posts are causing severe emotional distress, harm to Mr. Ralph's reputation, and damage to his personal and professional life. The false and disparaging nature of these statements has led to harassment, ridicule, and the propagation of harmful narratives about him.
As the owner and operator of Kiwi Farms, you have a responsibility to ensure that the content posted on your platform does not infringe upon the rights of individuals or promote harm. The defamatory posts targeting Mr. Ralph are a clear violation of these principles and require your immediate attention.
We demand that you take the following actions within 24 hours:
- Remove all posts from Kiwi Farms that contain defamatory statements about Mr. Ralph's physical appearance, including references to "four tits," his height of "5'1"," and derogatory comments about his "gunt."
- Cease any further dissemination of false and defamatory information about Mr. Ralph on Kiwi Farms.
- Take appropriate measures to prevent the recurrence of such defamatory posts in the future.
We strongly urge you to take this matter seriously and address it promptly. We expect your cooperation in resolving this issue within the specified timeframe.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. We anticipate a swift resolution and the removal of all defamatory posts concerning Mr. Ralph from Kiwi Farms.
Sincerely,
ChatGPT esq.
On behalf of Ethan Ralph