Cardposting's Humanities Appreciator's Discussion thread - We are Cardstock and we stare directly into your eyes unblinking and uncomfortably close

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

All that good will wished upon Tard Posting, burned up in a matter of a few posts after a failed PA request. It’s a shame, it’s clown shoe behavior. I hate to self quote but “Welcome to the finding out timeline”

 

[Fireman Sam]

Oh, and one last thing for the good people in this thread: Here's a glowing steam review of Fap Queen written by Card himself

Good to see Cardposting keeping his mind sharp with rhythm exercise games.

All that good will wished upon Tard Posting, burned up in a matter of a few posts after a failed PA request. It’s a shame, it’s clown shoe behavior.

If he listens to the advice given to him by countless people explaining why PA requests are retarded, he might yet escape halal. But I think we've all seen this story play out before.

 

[Rotollo 2]

It could still be a bit and he's only pretending to be retarded! ...no? Oh.

look on the bright side Lidl, if the null x card convo ever happens their might be actual debate as to their perspective now.
I hope card still does that because that shit would be pretty entertaining

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

I glanced at the rest of his Steam account, so much for not being a consoomerist. His Steam library is massive and he's barely played more than 5% of his library for more than 3 hours. And his wishlist is over 300 games.

I thought my Steam library was massive for being over 100 games.
His is crazy.

Don't forget he also paid money to get Steam Badges as well to level up his Steam account! At least you can play the games one day, paying for Steam Badges is incredibly gay and totally worthless. Get better value by shredding your money instead.

 

[Mutley]

look on the bright side Lidl, if the null x card convo ever happens their might be actual debate as to their perspective now.
I hope card still does that because that shit would be pretty entertaining

I actually want to see him debate Null about how being denied banking does not equal being cut off from economic life, and if you do then it is entirely self inflicted

 

[Mutley]

The comments on his latest counting video are worth a bit of a snicker..

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Good to see Cardposting keeping his mind sharp with rhythm exercise games.


If he listens to the advice given to him by countless people explaining why PA requests are retarded, he might yet escape halal. But I think we've all seen this story play out before.

God I hope this makes MATI tomorrow. Please let us have this.

 

[Rotollo 2]

God I hope this makes MATI tomorrow. Please let us have this.

everyone talking about the warski sweeping but if he doesnt we know jersh is bing paid off by BIG CARD to sweep.

 

[HYPERSKITZO]

>mfw mistress won't allow me to cum after 4 and half hours of beating off to fap queen

 

[Lidl Drip]

look on the bright side Lidl, if the null x card convo ever happens their might be actual debate as to their perspective now.
I hope card still does that because that shit would be pretty entertaining

I think Card is too chicken to talk to Null. bawk bawk bawk

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

everyone talking about the warski sweeping but if he doesnt we know jersh is bing paid off by BIG CARD to sweep.

That’s a long flight to put kangaroo dollars into Nulls hand. Also, fucking shit the number of steam purchases for a “don’t be a slave to capitalism” faggot.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Oh, and one last thing for the good people in this thread: Here's a glowing steam review of Fap Queen written by Card himself after 4 and a half hours of playtime , dated 12/27/2019 [LINK | ARCHIVE]:


Fap Queen belongs to a genre of ‘game’ which, prior to playing, I was admittedly unfamiliar with - however, I feel it is still possible to review it for what it is, as an experience, without having been spoiled by what a game in this same genre could potentially do with larger production values.

FQ explains its concept with a brief tutorial - the player is expected to do little else in this game than occasionally choose a response to on-screen prompts and to - describing this euphemistically in a Steam-friendly way - do the thing they downloaded this game for, to a metronome beat.

This metronome system comprises the bulk of the ‘gameplay’, only to be broken up by little vignette scenes with the three characters - the titular queen, an aloof Egyptian empress, and a patronising succubus - which are interspersed throughout the length of a roughly twenty-minute game per ‘session’ in order to control the pacing of the... plot progression?

Nevertheless, on a technical level the game runs well, has no obvious major bugs, the art of the three on-screen women is all consistently good - complex enough to look appealing (if you’re into 2D chicks, that is) while retaining a simple enough design to not come off as excessive. There’s a roster of Steam Achievements, not that it matters in this sort of thing, and it’s entirely free, which is always a big plus.

Conditionally recommended.


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I assume this means that "Mrs Card" the young lady into MLP doesn't actually exist and it is in fact Card himself who watches MLP in between sessions with the Fap Queen.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Anyone know how the topics for MATI are submitted?

 

[Bogan]

Anyone know how the topics for MATI are submitted?

Luck of the draw between Community Features, and what gets posted in the MATI Thread.

 

[Mutley]

Anyone know how the topics for MATI are submitted?

It has been submitted in the MATI thread : https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-21958443

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Just found out that Card has set up a Gofundme.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/frustrated-young-man-would-like-a-helping-hand

Lists a location on the page as Koreelah in NSW.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Koreelah+NSW+2476

A remote area that is mostly national park on the NSW/Qld border.

 

[Asian tech support]

A remote area that is mostly national park on the NSW/Qld border.

I wonder if Card as actually moonlighting as a park ranger. @Cardposting cut out the research whatever and become a park ranger.

 

[Mutley]

This donation caught my eye

but it looks like a few farmers may have donated as well..so show a bit of gratitude @Cardposting

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'll still see if I can find anywhere on this site with worthwhile conversation being had, even though this thread is looking increasingly like it doesn't have a great deal else to offer.

"You didn't do what I wanted so you're useless to me."

Retard, it's in the site rules. We are not the Autistic Illuminati, we're a herd of cats with a moral code exerted by a friendly slobbermutt tyrant that governs onsite behavior. Dedicated farmers use publicly available information most often put out by very weird or exceptionally interesting people across a wide spectrum of moral standings while less dedicated farmers laugh and speculate about the information provided. This is a gossip website, we're not 1334 hackers or social engineers.

All the hate towards the farms stems solely from shining a spotlight on people's retardation or malfeasance and retards and miscreants don't like that.

 

[The Great Ape Escape]

I would like to retract my previous post, Card is a retard if he can't understand the precarious position of the website and why the rules matter in such a scenario.